Are you made of Gallium and Yttrium? Because you are looking a little bit Ga Y
What is the same between water and dark jokes? Not everyone gets it!
What do you get when you mix a lemon and a cat?
A sour-puss.
I wanna tell you guys a joke about a broken pencil.... But it’s quite point less
wood fired pizza how would pizza get a job now
What do you call a short person that goes to school?
A Sammie
what do you call a flying skunk? a smelicopter
What do you call a farting boxer???
Gaseous Clay
Me: DOCTOR! DOCTOR! I HAVE 50 SECONDS TO LIVE! Doctor: sit down for a minute.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho chees- Okay I can't do this anymore.
I have a really good construction joke but I’ll have to post it later because I’m still working on it
I would tell you a joke about a slice of pizza but it's really... Cheesy I donut think you will come up with a better pun than this
Knowing how to pick locks has really opened a lot of doors for me
Why did the cumulonimbus not show up for work? Because it was on strike.
Have you heard about the canoe sale down the road? It was an ordeal.
Have you heard my cherry joke? It's pitiful.
I once had clothes that were so unbearably uncomfortable -
but I never realized they suited me
Do you know where time is? because it keeps flying by.
What did Google Translate sat to Siri? Why are you so Siri-ous?
I have a pun, but I will nut-tella you!
