I got a reversible jacket for Christmas, I can't wait to see how it turns out
It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
What do you call a clever clock? Clockwise
life as an elevator has its ups and downs
What did the sand say when it got into a fight with the ocean?
"oh my God, you're such a beach"
What do you call a Native American with a boner?
A redwood
What do you call a steak that tastes bad? A MISsteak
What did the 0 say to the 8? -- Nice belt.
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur: a dinosnore!
What did the dalmation dog say after he finished his meal?
That hit the spot?
What’s brock from pokemon favourite food?
Brockoli
imagine the russians showing up late to the 1917 revoloution with a tsarbucks in hand. they were late so I guess they weren't russian. They were probaly stalin.
What would you name your pet rabbit?
Harry.
what did the policeman say to his belly button?
YOU'RE UNDER A VEST
A man dies, and his friend is invited to his funeral. This friend asks his wife "Can I say a word?" "Of course" she says. The man stands up and says "Plethora" The man's wife says "Thanks, it means a lot"
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
He doesn’t know where home is
I think I gave you the corona virus because I can't stop staring a-choo
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory? -- She was fed up with the hole business.
Skeleton puns? Nah...they aren't that humerus.
