Did you hear the one about the hills? It was hillarious
Why can’t skeletons fight? They don’t have the guts
Once my friends bakery burned down...His business is toast.
A joker held the door open for me the other day. It was a nice gesture
Gaston gets the no belle prize :D
The flower made a phone call and became cauliflower
What do you call a clever clock? Clockwise
Why was the Human Torch arrested?
He had firearms.
Why are cats bad storytellers? -- Because they only have one tale.
they say nothing is impossible. but i've been doing nothing all day.
What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-ecutioner.
One day a man was fixing a car, an he accidentally got brake oil in his mouth. He was about to spit it out, but then he thought, "hmm, this tastes pretty good!" So he would keep drinking brake oil. But his friends were getting worried about him, and they were like "dude, this can't be healthy." But he said "Don't worry. I can STOP anytime."
Why was the Koala Bear so clever?
Because he had good koalifications!!!
To master puns you got to relish them first that's how I musterd it who knows maybe you will ketchup to my level
What’s a Sheeps Favorite Song?
Baby Don’t Herd Me.
What is a vampire’s favourite fruit?
A nectarine
As a hobby I started taking walks around the old clock tower. It's a great way to pass the time.
What's the difference between tuna, a piano and glue? -- You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
What would be a pets favorite thing to click on on this website?
Cat-egories.
Get it?
What do you call a calf that is in no way brave?
A coward.
