Puns
Bruh, don't be punny.
This pun is so bad you're gonna punch me.
Why can't dinosaurs talk?
'Cause they're dead.
I love it when candy canes are in mint condition.
My girlfriend broke up with me because of my pasta fetish.
I'm feeling cannelloni right now.
Why can't you buy an iPhone X?
It's too expensive.
Why did 6 hate 7?
Because 7 ate 9!
Why don't you act like an amoeba and split?
What do you call frozen web?
A web-cicle.
What do you call the 10th hole on a military golf course?
Ten-putt!
You are all going to be pun-ished!
These are bee puns.🐝
I BEElieve you are eager to hear!🐝
I love to BEE a little 9 years old writing on this page.🐝
(Last one) I want to BEEcome a BEE. ;-; I kid... Like this now and please Subscribe to Kelly Qin on YouTube and she is my mom and she has a bake channel!
What place is Flo Rida from? Florida.
Why do golfers always bring a spare pair of pants?
Because they always get a hole in one!
I named my horse Mayo.
Mayo neighs.
Rainbows top the class, as they always score with flying colors.
your mom
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there? Control Freak. Con... OK, now you say, “Control Freak who?”
Last night I slipped on a banana.
My friend said it was a-peeling!
What kind of vegetable makes the best receptionist?
Cauliflower.