What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
- Carlos.
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
- Carlos.
Man, choking on sugar seems like the sweetest way to die.
What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature? -- Tequila Mockingbird.
What's a similarity between a cliff hanger and nooses?
They both leave you hanging.
If I hung myself from a cliff, would people call me a cliffhanger?
Why can't Michael Jackson ever win in a race? Because he always comes in a little behind.
What did the suicidal leprechaun say?
"Irish I was dead."
I don't like these Undertale jokes. They just don't make any sense.
I'm not lazy, I'm just bone tired. I bet that one tickled your funny bone. It sure got me rattled. Don't try to stop me. I've got a skele-ton of these!
My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer. I said, "No, wait! I can change."