Doctor: Hands husband his baby Doctor: Im sorry but your wife didn't make it Husband: The give me the one she made
I drove past Wendy’s the other day. No other stores were open so I asked “Wendy’s openin’ then?”
i got banana nut bread for you
oh no the nuts are missing
oh i found them
you know where they are?
UP YOUR BUTTHOLE!
Adding a "gl" in front of "camping" doesn't make it any better.
If you add a "gl" in front of "Adolf Hitler," it doesn't make him a great guy.
i want to die hahahahhaha
What do you say after you go out for middle eastern food? I falafel (feel awful)!
I always look at the earth and think, "Ahh, this is TREE-ific!"
Why do athletes cool down fast? Because they have fans.
Wash your hands.
What does a nosey paper do?
It gets "Jalapeño" your face!
Someone asked me where to find de wae?
I replied with: Oh, de wea, that's a shop. It's down the road.
I was at the store during a storm one time. I guess you could say it was story.
My friend dared me to steal my other friend's watch. I tried, but failed. He really got me, dare.
Maybe I’ll be Tracer.
I’m already Tracer!
My brother puts his butt in his face and says, "Kyle, you're cracking me up!"
Why did the chicken cross the road------- bb becauuuuuussssssseeeeeeeee
Your overreacting
Ma name is Bendover
Let me tell you a pun. Nevermind, its tearable
u big gay
What do call a fruit's penis apercock
