I would have told you a cheesy pun, but it was too cheesy. *picks up cheeses*
What's better than a meme? A really good Vine.
Doctor: Hands husband his baby.
Doctor: I'm sorry but your wife didn't make it.
Husband: Then give me the one she made.
I got banana nut bread for you.
Oh no, the nuts are missing!
Oh, I found them!
You know where they are?
UP YOUR BUTTHOLE!
What's green and is dangerous?
Kermit with a flip knife.
I drove past Wendy’s the other day. No other stores were open, so I asked, “Wendy’s openin’ then?”
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dick tater.
What do they use in communion when they run out of bread?
Doughnuts, because they're holy.
Adding a "gl" in front of "camping" doesn't make it any better.
If you add a "gl" in front of "Adolf Hitler," it doesn't make him a great guy.
I want to die hahahahhaha.
What do you say after you go out for middle eastern food? I falafel (feel awful)!
I always look at the earth and think, "Ahh, this is TREE-ific!"
Why do athletes cool down fast? Because they have fans.
Wash your hands.
What does a nosey paper do?
It gets "Jalapeño" your face!
Someone asked me where to find de wae?
I replied with: Oh, de wea, that's a shop. It's down the road.
I was at the store during a storm one time. I guess you could say it was story.
My friend dared me to steal my other friend's watch. I tried, but failed. He really got me, dare.
Maybe I’ll be Tracer.
I’m already Tracer!
My brother puts his butt in his face and says, "Kyle, you're cracking me up!"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because...
