I can't sleep, that's because you're dead.
Puns
What do you do with a broken bird? You re-parrot!
What did the cat say when he was stuck on a thorn-bush?
"Meow!"
How do you get Dick from Richard?
You ask nicely.
What did the marshmallow say when he was roasting in the fire? "Is it hot in here, or is it just me?"
I aced my poker test...
My teacher asked me to reflect on my work, so I got a mirror...
A caffeinated vampire goes to sleep in a coffin...
Do you get my puns? No, because you can't seem to get a grasp on how bad they are...
Black dog is gay.
What do you call your mom?
Monkey.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the “shell” station.
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What do you call a flamingo with 20 toes?
A flamingo.
My wife said I acted like a flamingo, so I had to put my foot down.
Are you guys alright?
If you answered yes then you are wrong. You are all LEFT. Kill me, hmph.
(This joke was taken from that none funny b*tch on Britain's Got Talent)
Hey, look, it's Bai! (insert the picture of a Bai drink)
Why did Spencer eat cheese?
Because he was Jewish.
What do you call a dwarf with ESP that escaped a prison?
A small medium at large.
What did the egg say to the blender? Nothing. It's an egg joke.
This is fucking cringe smd fuckers.
"Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it is too cheesy."
"YOU MORON ITS *TOO* not TO, IM GOING TO EAT YOU ALIVE AND RIP OUT YOUR PROSTATE"
I’m working on a good pun, but it makes no one laugh.
Why?
I don’t have a clue.
