Puns - Page 99 - Worst Jokes Ever

What’s your favorite type of wood? Mine is Bollywood

some man was walking too slow so i told him to Mufasa

Am I in Florida, bc i'm triggered.

youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

when the mexican wanted to go shopping,

he went to Ja-mall

My bro said food was cool. So I threw a piece of cool chicken at him. For some reason he hit me, OOF.

What do you call a frozen ban-aid? Cool-aid!

Don't touch my pickles - they are very picklish

Mom-go water the plants. Me-buts it’s raining outside. Mom-go grab the umbrella. Me-what???

Hey hunger games... im full!! This ain't your mama's monologue.

why did the man say hi ti say bye.

I hear coal mining is a rock-bottom job.

what place is Flo Rida from, Florida

What did Saturday on the day before Friday?

I’m thursty (Thursday)

few jokes (sorry if they have already been used.) 1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me. 2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall. 3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks. 4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans. 5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course! 6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here." 7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler. 8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights

p=person (not original ''pun'')

p1:hey girl p2: i got a bf! p1: well i got a lamborghini aventador, a bugatti super sports, a yacht and a private plane. p2: bf stand for breakfast. p2: oh and also where did you get all that stuff? p1:gta5 p2: you motherfucker!!! (communications with this person are now blocked)