Puns

What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?

There used to be two, now it’s a sensitive subject.

I can't see the bee.

It's by the beehive.

I'm supposed to put a joke here.

But I can't find a mirror...can you find one yourself?

I'm sure you'll laugh.

I used to hate facial hair,

but then it grew on me.

Never joke about 9/11, they'll just crash and burn.

I was eating my cereal while watching the news, then I saw my cereal on the news, saying he was a "serial" killer.

What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

Why did the car drive over the cake?

'Cause it was in tiers!! Lol, sorry this ain't funny.

What do you call a Chinese boxer?

U lamb chow.

Farmer: Phew! I got all the eggs from the chickens!

Farmer #2: EGGcellent!

What's a cat's favorite color? Purr-ple.

You know why I hate paper? It's TEAR-able to the environment.

Gay shit.

This website!

Knock knock. Who's there? Ieatmop. I eat mop who? Eww, you eat your poo?

What do you call a cool octopus? Tenta-cool (tentacle)

What did the triangle say to the circle?

"You're pointless!"

I’m going to open my own Mexican restaurant and call it boarder patrol.

This is an a-maze-ing joke!

BRUHS0UNDEFFECT!