Puns

*Shrek* Bend ogre.

What do you call a fish with a temper?

Undyne.

#1: What are you doing?

#2: Watching a movie.

#1: Oh, I know why, because you move-ie.

What do you call cringe?

You.

Succcccc.

How do bees get to school?

They take the buzz.

Dr. Dre caught his friend Snoop Dogg looking in other people's drawers. Dre then said, "Don't Snoop around."

Am I in Florida, because I'm triggered?

Some man was walking too slow, so I told him to Mufasa.

What’s your favorite type of wood? Mine is Bollywood.

How do you plan a party in outer space?

You planet.

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When the Mexican wanted to go shopping,

he went to Ja-mall.

My bro said food was cool. So I threw a piece of cool chicken at him. For some reason, he hit me, OOF.

What do you call a frozen Band-Aid?

Cool-Aid!

Don't touch my pickles - they are very picklish.

Mom: Go water the plants.

Me: But it’s raining outside.

Mom: Go grab the umbrella.

Me: What???

What place is Flo Rida from? Florida.

Hey, Hunger Games... I'm full!!

This ain't your mama's monologue.