Puns
What did the two paintings say after a long battle?
Let's call this one a draw.
Hey John, how are you going?
Helium, yeah good, what about you?
(Hey Liam)
I don't like these Undertale jokes. They just don't make any sense.
What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he was sans and too lazy to get his butt off the couch.
How did the carpenter do on his interview? He nailed it!
Why can't you tell a joke in a corn maze?
Because there's too many ears.
Did you hear about the cannibal that came home late?
His wife gave him the cold shoulder.
Can February march? -- No, but April may.
A man went to a Ford dealership hoping to find a car, but he said they weren't affordable.
I called my dog 5 miles.
Today, I fawn over my miles.
Why are these jokes bad?
They're literally the worst jokes ever.
Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
A clown held a door open for me. I thought it was a nice jester.
The first windmill said to the second, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The second windmill said, "I'm a big metal fan!"
It's punny.
What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!
Why are eggs bad at puns?
They always mix up their yolks!
What’s the most artistic fruit?
Vincent mango.
Two whales went to a bar.
The first whale said, "oooooooohhhhhh." The second whale said, "Greg, I think you're drunk, let's go home."