What’s your favorite type of wood? Mine is Bollywood.
Puns
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When the Mexican wanted to go shopping,
he went to Ja-mall.
What do you call a frozen Band-Aid?
Cool-Aid!
What place is Flo Rida from? Florida.
I hear coal mining is a rock-bottom job.
Mom: Go water the plants.
Me: But it’s raining outside.
Mom: Go grab the umbrella.
Me: What???
Why did the man say "hi" to say "bye?"
Hey, Hunger Games... I'm full!!
This ain't your mama's monologue.
Don't touch my pickles - they are very picklish.
My bro said food was cool. So I threw a piece of cool chicken at him. For some reason, he hit me, OOF.
What did Saturday say on the day before Friday?
I’m thursty (Thursday).
Damn, DIN just went over me and I'm trying to figure out what it is. A camel's dick.
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What did one statue say to another statue? "Hey! Is that you?"
Never trust a donkey; they are always full of shit.
I was going to invite your friends to your birthday, but they were all extinct.
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Don't touch my bot.
