My friend said "Dude, if you don't put your desk in line with the column, your gay." so he did it and i said "Well i guess now he's straight" ;D
Chimmy: (smoking because of fire place) Chimmy2: your to young to smoke
Boss: how good are you at powerpoint? Me: I Excel at it. Boss: Was that a microsoft pun? Me: Word
I can’t sleep that’s because your dead
submit a joke :-) ur love life
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER
Lettuce stop making vegetable puns. We don't carrot all about them and they're not a-peas-ing.
I'm sorry, none of my jokes are very punny
i cant c the b its by the bhive
meow meow meow meow :p
*tibia honest, it takes a lot of spine to memorize all the bones in the skeletal system. i mean, there's a skele-ton of em! you gotta be boned up for the skeletal system exam, buddy chum pal. now that was a humerus ribtickling skelepun. besides, if ya don't know all of the bones in the skeletal system, get boned, fucking numbskull. did those tickle your funny bone? now i've been working down to the bone typing these puns, kid. now if you hate all these, i won't be bothered, i got thick skin! but first, lemme take a skelfie in the skelevator playing my trom-bone. now, i gotta go to grillby's. they got a discount on spare-ribs. bone-voyage, my homeslice breadslice dawg.
what did the pot say to the kettle? to lick the S### spoon
why does the athlete isnt in the full bus cause she is trying to fit in
What colour is a burp? BURPLE!
Racccccccccccccccccccccoccoooocoooocoooooooooooocoooooo this is my song joke
A cat gets its tail run over, and it’s mother assured him it’ll be okay. “You just have to stay PAW-sitive!”
The mother was later killed in her sleep because her son hates puns. At the funeral, one of her daughters said, “You have CAT to be KITTEN me right MEOW!”
Guess who dies next.
how do you call a cop
thru the phone
(my puns are bad)
Me and my friends were telling puns my teacher said we sould be “pun”ished
Sans: why couldn't the skeleton go to prom Papyrus: Why. AND YOU KNOW I HATE PUNS Sans: Because they had NO BODY to go with Papyrus: THAT IS ENOUGH!!! Sans: Sorry didn't mean to GET UNDER YOUR SKIN Papyrus: YOU HAVE MADE ME MAD TO THE BONE SANS......wait Sans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
