why did the man say hi ti say bye.
Don't touch my pickles - they are very picklish
Hey hunger games... im full!! This ain't your mama's monologue.
what place is Flo Rida from, Florida
Mom-go water the plants. Me-buts it’s raining outside. Mom-go grab the umbrella. Me-what???
What do you call a frozen ban-aid? Cool-aid!
My bro said food was cool. So I threw a piece of cool chicken at him. For some reason he hit me, OOF.
What did Saturday say on the day before Friday?
I’m thursty (Thursday).
Damn, DIN just went over me and I'm trying to figure out what it is. A camel's dick.
What did one statue say to another statue? "Hey! Is that you?"
Never trust a donkey; they are always full of shit.
I was going to invite your friends to your birthday, but they were all extinct.
You thought his puns were bad, wait till you sea mine!
Don't touch my bot.
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I have a bunch of jokes about unemployed people. It's a shame they never work!
I know a lot of jokes, but I could learn a femor.
What did Batman say to robin before getting in the batmobile?
"Get in the batmobile!"
BUH DUM TISh
I used to worun at a bank-then I lost interest
Joe, l wish you had never asked me to scout for a fresh tight end
