Site

What did the substrate say to the active site?

"C'mon baby, we fit together, open my door lock to f**kin' key."

Author

What did the author say when he got a correct answer? "I got it right!"

DNA

What step did the DNA not take in his math equation?

He forgot to adenine!

People

A lot of people get mad at me for my bad jokes. I always thought they were punderful.

Guy

Did you hear about the guy who died by lethal injection and writhed on the stretcher for 20 minutes?

I guess it really IS all in the execution.

Price

I went to the shops yesterday. I bought roast chicken, eggs, and duck. The cashier read $45.99. It was an egg-cellent price!