Puns
What did the substrate say to the active site?
"C'mon baby, we fit together, open my door lock to f**kin' key."
Why would you never donate to crabs?
Because they're shellfish!
I had some puns about construction, but I'm still working on them.
What's your favorite type of flour?
Don't know.
Mines self-raising.
Why did the man yell at the other? To tell a pun.
My Butterfingers slipped.
I learned that a strangler was targeting me.
All I could think was, "You’ve got to be choking me!"
Hey, wanna hear a construction joke?
- Sure.
Oh sorry, I'm still working on it :-]
Why can't you play poker in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
You have been a bad boy, so now I will have to pun-ish you!
If you're cleaning a vacuum cleaner, does that make you the vacuum cleaner?
Yeoooo.
Who do you call to clean up foul language?
A cuss-todian!
What do hospitals do when they receive donor organs? They organize them.
What do you call a fish that can use a katana?
A salmon-rai.
I had the best butterfingers yesterday.
I dropped it.
Sauron said, "Eye see all."
Why did that fish cross the road?
Just for the halibut (hell of it)!
Pete: Knock, knock...
Paul: Who's there?
Pete: Boo...
Paul: Boo who?
Pete: Don't cry, it was only a joke!
Paul: I'm going to cry! It was such a bad joke!!!
No, I don't want to.