Puns

My friend tried to sleep on napkins.

I guess that's why they're called NAP-kins.

My puns are awesome, pure gold.

I need to go to the tailor, or so it seams.

Hey, guess what I got for my birthday.

No, what did you get? Older.

Some babies may be delivered via stork, but some bigger babies are gonna need a crane.

Why can't melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

I forgot what lightning was. Then it struck me.

I was to go to space camp, but then I realized I had no space to learn.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Olive.

Olive who?

I love you!

I searched up hornets and then said that it will leave a sting.

I carried a magnet, then people found me very attracting.

A lot of people get mad at me for my bad jokes. I always thought they were punderful.

I felt a window break once. It was pane-full!

What did the author say when he got a correct answer? "I got it right!"

What time should you go to bed when it's bedtime?

What happens when a pun isn’t funny?

It gets PUNished.

What step did the DNA not take in his math equation?

He forgot to adenine!

What's your favorite type of flour?

Don't know.

Mines self-raising.

What is a wasp called?

A wannabe.

As the car crashed, someone said, "I see a light!"