Puns
The DNA told the tailor that he couldn't find his genes.
What did the substrate say to the active site?
"C'mon baby, we fit together, open my door lock to f**kin' key."
Why would you never donate to crabs?
Because they're shellfish!
I had some puns about construction, but I'm still working on them.
What's your favorite type of flour?
Don't know.
Mines self-raising.
Why did the man yell at the other? To tell a pun.
My Butterfingers slipped.
I learned that a strangler was targeting me.
All I could think was, "You’ve got to be choking me!"
Hey, wanna hear a construction joke?
- Sure.
Oh sorry, I'm still working on it :-]
Why can't you play poker in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
You have been a bad boy, so now I will have to pun-ish you!
If you're cleaning a vacuum cleaner, does that make you the vacuum cleaner?
Yeoooo.
Who do you call to clean up foul language?
A cuss-todian!
What do hospitals do when they receive donor organs? They organize them.
What do you call a fish that can use a katana?
A salmon-rai.
I had the best butterfingers yesterday.
I dropped it.
Sauron said, "Eye see all."
Why did that fish cross the road?
Just for the halibut (hell of it)!
Pete: Knock, knock...
Paul: Who's there?
Pete: Boo...
Paul: Boo who?
Pete: Don't cry, it was only a joke!
Paul: I'm going to cry! It was such a bad joke!!!