Puns
What happens when a pun isn’t funny?
It gets PUNished.
What step did the DNA not take in his math equation?
He forgot to adenine!
What's your favorite type of flour?
Don't know.
Mines self-raising.
As the car crashed, someone said, "I see a light!"
What is a wasp called?
A wannabe.
Are you peeling well?
Why can't dinosaurs talk?
'Cause they're dead.
I yam a food lover. I also like sweet potatoes.
I felt a window break once. It was pane-full!
Where does Santa send his children to study?
The Elf-phabets.
What is King Kong for dinner?
Humans.
My mom was telling me about different pastas. So many pastabilities!
I taught my dog how to play the trumpet on the London Underground over the weekend.
He went from Barking to Tooting in just under 20 minutes.
What is your favorite amendment? A rapper.
If you got a bowling ball and you stuck it on top of a sack of potatoes, what would you get?
A "retiree."
What's black and white and red all over?
The darkness of your heart, the dishonor of your lies, and the embarrassment you feel when busted for both.
What do you say when Jack's late to sex ed?
"Aye-jack-you-late!"
I'd make a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy. I know y'all have too thick of a crust to get it!
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.
Oh dear, I made a backwards ray. Let's test it. I made a backwards ray, let's test it oh.