I felt a window break once. It was pane-full!
Puns
Where does Santa send his children to study?
The Elf-phabets.
What did the substrate say to the active site?
"C'mon baby, we fit together, open my door lock to f**kin' key."
Who betrayed Cheesus Christ?
Goudas.
What's your favorite type of flour?
Don't know.
Mines self-raising.
What is a wasp called?
A wannabe.
As the car crashed, someone said, "I see a light!"
Are you peeling well?
I yam a food lover. I also like sweet potatoes.
What did the author say when he got a correct answer? "I got it right!"
What time should you go to bed when it's bedtime?
What happens when a pun isn’t funny?
It gets PUNished.
What step did the DNA not take in his math equation?
He forgot to adenine!
A lot of people get mad at me for my bad jokes. I always thought they were punderful.
Are you fin-ished with your work?
My friend told me I should be a stand up comedian but... I prefer sitting.
I met a drum circle once, they were a huge hit!
I went to the shops yesterday. I bought roast chicken, eggs, and duck. The cashier read $45.99. It was an egg-cellent price!
Why is it poetic when they have plenty of those German sandals in the store? Because they're Birkenstock.
Pineapple goes on pizza.
