Puns
Hey, wanna hear a construction joke?
- Sure.
Oh sorry, I'm still working on it :-]
Why can't you play poker in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
You have been a bad boy, so now I will have to pun-ish you!
If you're cleaning a vacuum cleaner, does that make you the vacuum cleaner?
Are you peeling well?
Why can't dinosaurs talk?
'Cause they're dead.
I yam a food lover. I also like sweet potatoes.
Are you fin-ished with your work?
What time should you go to bed when it's bedtime?
What's your favorite type of flour?
Don't know.
Mines self-raising.
Why did the first fence hate the other fence?
The second fence used some of-fensive language.
Wanna hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
I forgot what lightning was. Then it struck me.
As the car crashed, someone said, "I see a light!"
A lot of people get mad at me for my bad jokes. I always thought they were punderful.
I felt a window break once. It was pane-full!
Where does Santa send his children to study?
The Elf-phabets.
What did the author say when he got a correct answer? "I got it right!"
What happens when a pun isn’t funny?
It gets PUNished.
What step did the DNA not take in his math equation?
He forgot to adenine!