Puns

Wanna hear a pizza Joke? Nevermind it to cheesy

I have a great job for you but you have to start it off... knock knock... Who's there? I don't know?!?!

Did you hear about the mad who got his whole left side cut off - He's all right now

I've done a ton of work today A SKELE-Ton of work

Friend 1: I HATE YOU! Friend 2: *cries* b-but i-i didnt say t-that!! Friend 3: *writes on paper with pencil cuz is so bored* Me: *points at pencil lead* NOW NOW NOW THIS HAS *LEAD* TO SOME SERIOUS FRIENDSHIP LOSS! plz shut up. All my friends: *groan at horrible pun*

You want to hear a joke? You......

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To get the Chinese Daily! Get it? I don't either- I get the New York Times!

Why didn't anyone care about the circus?

Because it was irr-elephant.

I live in a world made of cheese. Someone stubbed their toe and screamed. "Cheese-its Christ!"

Does anyone know Wakanda movie is Black Panther?

Once, I ate a skunk. It was hard because I didn't get it down the whole way.

I despise lumberjacks. They are always barking up the wrong tree, all bark and no bite. They just need to leaf people a lone or stick with something nicer

what do we want plane noises when do we need it neeooooooowwwww

Do you need an ark? Because I No-ah guy!

America:i going to build a wall

Nazi:been there

Soviet union:done that

What starts with ''P" and ends with "E" and has a million letters?

Post officE

I was walking to the park and a mystery killed came and shot me 😥😥😥

a guy walks up to me in the street and asks if you have to include the name of an animal in every sentence. I said only if its relephant. he says what about vegetables. I said not nesecelery.