Puns
What happens when a pun isn’t funny?
It gets PUNished.
What step did the DNA not take in his math equation?
He forgot to adenine!
Who betrayed Cheesus Christ?
Goudas.
What did the substrate say to the active site?
"C'mon baby, we fit together, open my door lock to f**kin' key."
Why would you never donate to crabs?
Because they're shellfish!
My friend tried to sleep on napkins.
I guess that's why they're called NAP-kins.
Why did the first fence hate the other fence?
The second fence used some of-fensive language.
Last night I slipped on a banana.
My friend said it was a-peeling!
Here's a good tree joke to spruce up your day!
I was to go to space camp, but then I realized I had no space to learn.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
I love you!
I searched up hornets and then said that it will leave a sting.
The DNA told the tailor that he couldn't find his genes.
What do you call frozen web?
A web-cicle.
My puns are awesome, pure gold.
I need to go to the tailor, or so it seams.
Hey, guess what I got for my birthday.
No, what did you get? Older.
What do you call a fish that can use a katana?
A salmon-rai.
What do you call a goldfish that got third place? A bronze fish.
My friend told me I should be a stand up comedian but... I prefer sitting.