Puns
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he was sans and too lazy to get his butt off the couch.
What do you call nitrogen in the day? You call it day-trogen!
I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer.
And then it hit me.
Why can't you tell a joke in a corn maze?
Because there's too many ears.
Have you heard about the canoe sale down the road? It was an ordeal.
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A stego-sore-ass.
Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Three men walk into a bar... you would have thought the last one would have ducked.
The wedding was so emotional, even the cake was in tiers.
What is the slipperiest county?
Greece!
What did one skeleton say to the other?
Skeleton 1: "I need a hand!"
Skeleton 2: (Throws up hand)
Skeleton 1: "That wasn't very humerus."
Skeleton 2: "Why do you have to be so heartless?"
Skeleton 1: "At least I had the guts to tell you!"
You are about to hear the funniest joke ever.
My life.
Your spelling is more morbid than any of these jokes.
What's black and white and red all over?
The darkness of your heart, the dishonor of your lies, and the embarrassment you feel when busted for both.
A clown held a door open for me. I thought it was a nice jester.
A homey thing is a house, and a sticky thing is a stick.
The first trains were often derailed. They had a bad track record.
What has 10 wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
Asshole.
A cardboard belt is a waste of paper.