The bakery I worked at got robbed. They demanded the dough; apparently, it couldn't be baked first.
Puns
What do you call a bear with no ears? A b.
Yeah, that joke was unbearable.
Trust your calculator. It's something to count on.
Why was the computer so good at golf? Because he had a hard drive.
Jimmy asks an elevator operator what he thinks of his job.
The operator shrugs and says, "It has its ups and downs!"
I drove past Wendy’s the other day. No other stores were open, so I asked, “Wendy’s openin’ then?”
What do you call a hill with cows on it?
A Moo-ntain.
Why didn’t the bike stand on its own?
It was too tired.
Some babies may be delivered via stork, but some bigger babies are gonna need a crane.
Did you hear about the man that got fired from his can job? It was soda-pressing.
Why was the Chinese laundry joke not funny? It had no irony.
Why do golfers always bring a spare pair of pants?
Because they always get a hole in one!
What did the pillow say as it fell off the bed?
Oh sheet!
Knock knock. Who's there? Ach. Ach who? Bless you!
After an explosion at a French cheese factory... all that was left was De Brie.
"Why don't you want to taco 'bout it?"
"Cause I'm nacho friend anymore."
What do we want? Plane noises!
When do we need it? Neeooooooowwwww!
Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me.
It means a lot!
Why was the beach salty? Because the land didn't wave back. The ocean then called the land a beach.
I got my daughter a fridge for her birthday.
I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.
