Puns
Hi, I'm a skeleton and I know a skele-TON of jokes!
Seven days without a pun makes one weak.
Why do cemeteries have fences around them? People are dying to get in.
My friend Richard is always bullying all the little kids in the neighborhood. He is such a dick.
When is a piece of wood made king?
When it's a ruler.
Why can't melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
One volcano said, "Is that you, Qs? I am hot."
Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Phew, it's hot in here." The other muffin says, "OMG, a talking muffin!"
I have no puns because I don't play soccer.
Paper.
Aww c'mon! I thought my joke made the cut!
New Teslas don't come with a new car smell; they come with an Elon Musk.
Are you a volcano? Because you're hot and I really lava you!
Which legendary Dutch wanderer slept for twenty years, except when he got up to pee?
Rip Van Tinkle.
What is a fat boy's favorite karate move?
A pork chop.
What did the skeleton play when he joined the band?
A tromBONE.
#1: What are you doing?
#2: Watching a movie.
#1: Oh, I know why, because you move-ie.
My hips can't move, but Heineken.
You know, most people take rocks for granite... sorry.
If I hung myself from a cliff, would people call me a cliffhanger?
Let's taco about something.