What do you call a mountain of kittens?
A meowtain.
Puns
I asked my friend if they wanted to hear a joke about sodium, and they said, "Na."
What did the fish say to the other fish?
"I want my life to be H2O-ver!"
My brother can't wait for spring... he wet his plants!
I sat down to eat some ice cream. The next moment, I screamed!
Why did the chili blush?
Because it was so hot!
I left a chunk of ice outside during summer. That was the first time I heard icescream.
What did the ferret say after his family was questioned by police?
It's none of your business!
On which side does the chicken have the most feathers?
On the outer side. 😂😂
Types "I'm not a robot" on computer.
Son, we are geniuses!
Why don't ants get sick?
Because they have anty-bodies.
What do you call a duck with no head?
Your mom gay.
Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because it felt crummy.
What do you call a wild party in a bamboo forest?
Panda-monium!
I lost my job making storage units for the police after a week. I guess you could say it was a brief case.
What do bananas wear into battle?
Banana-rama!
What did the bottle of conditioner do on the toilet?
Shampoo.
What did the angler say to his students at the end of his fishing class?
Catch you later!
America once was known as an Obama nation. Now we're known as an abomination.
Mom: Go water the plants.
Me: But it’s raining outside.
Mom: Go grab the umbrella.
Me: What???
