Puns
I've just started a new business making people breathe in large amounts of helium. They all speak very highly of it.
I wonder if the sun is going to rise every morning. Then it dawns on me.
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed.
Why does the large dildo not have any friends?
He's a pain in the ass.
Emo t-shirt:
"EXISTENCE IS FUTILE."
I'm Clueless.
By M. T. Head.
The History of the Star Spangled Banner. By Jose Cannusee.
I went on a one in a lifetime vacation. Never again!
Why does Ms. Mushroom 🍄 go out with Mr. Mushroom 🍄?
Because he’s a fungi.
What did the girl say to the man with a moustache?
I moustache you a question.
A man once ate the left side of a person. One guy watching asked if the guy he was eating was okay. The man eating him said, "No... it's okay, he's all right now."
I wish everyone spoke to each other the way God did.
As the car crashed, someone said, "I see a light!"
Your spelling is more morbid than any of these jokes.
Why did the chicken commit suicide?
To get to the other side.
What do you call an egg murder?
An eggs-terminator!
What is your name?
My ankle is named Samantha.
I have a friend named Mole.
She plays a game called "sandbox" to dig up dirt...
What do they use in communion when they run out of bread?
Doughnuts, because they're holy.
Q. What do you call a goose that thinks he's a goat?
A. A Billy Goose.