Puns

How many people does it take to change a lightbulb underwater? The results are shocking!

I would try to make a Fortnite joke, but I can't seem to build on it.

So a mushroom walks in a bar and the waiter says, "You can't be here."

And the mushroom says, "Why? I'm a fungi!"

What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad?

The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them.

I was talking to my old friend. They said, "We should hang out more!"

I said, "You mean we should ketchup?"

What was the epileptic chef’s house special?

Seizure salad.

Gaston gets the no-Belle prize! :D

I was eating my cereal while watching the news, then I saw my cereal on the news, saying he was a "serial" killer.

I left my dog at home once, and when I came home it was a mess. Let's just say I was in a RUFF situation.

I once was sitting outside and watched the birds go by. I checked my watch and said, "My, how time is FLYING by!"

The guy who made the knock knock joke deserves a no-bell prize.

What did the plug hole say to the plug? "We are so in sync."

I did not want to join sailing, but my friend roped me into it.

Somebody told me a chemistry joke. I thought it was sodium funny, I slapped my neon that one.

Did you hear about the band Manhole? I hear they're a metal cover.

I got shot once. Now I'm holey.

There was a murder. The detective suspected the artist first... because he was sketchy.

Did y’all hear about the increasing divorce rate because people are addicted to Fortnite?

They’re just two weeks to quit.

I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea, but it’s dead in the water.

The man was absolutely delighted to find that every lamp in his house was stolen.