Punchline jokes
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.
What's the best thing about abortion jokes? They never get old.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
My life, but wait, jokes actually have meaning.
I have a friend who has no arms, her name is Suzy. I always tell her this one knock knock joke, "Knock Knock!" "Who's there?" Not Suzy.
What did Tennessee do?
The same thing Arkansas did.
What happens to chickens that get kidnapped by rapists?
They get choked.
I was trying to make a joke about fighting, but I couldn't come up with a good punchline.
If you're feeling mad, punch an autistic kid. What's he gonna do, blabber to the teacher?
What is the last thing that goes through a fly's head when it hits the windshield?
Its butt.
Why did the chicken cross the road? cuz he saw a chic 😉
Wow, didn't know little Jhony jokes were so dark. Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about suicide, sex, and drugs? :-)
"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well, I don't really know if there actually are-- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes-- even chin jokes. :^))
And slice jokes!
What kind of "slices"?
Handy ones. ^_^
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a baby?
"Sum ting wong."
Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?
It goes right over their head.
My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!😂
Me thinking it's a gift from God: 🕴️😎
Someone telling a joke:
Boy: "My parents are dead."
Girl: "My grandad is too."
Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"
Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"
Where do mathematicians go to die?
The symmetry.
Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?
My friend: What?
Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.