What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Oliver.
Oliver who?
Oliver jokes don’t exist! 👹
Anyone got any good Floyd jokes? I really need them to take my breath away.
VOTING FINAL This vote is for the best School Shooter joke of the month.
LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
DISLIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
Vote for the better joke and the Joke of the Month will be announced in the comments tomorrow.
I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.
The first ever joke:
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning?
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Deez.
Deez who?
Deez nuts!
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
This is a short joke! This short joke is long. Nice joke, Mr. Steve.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joem.
Joem who?
Joem Ama.
Wanna hear a couple of short jokes and a long joke?
Joke,
Joke,
Jooooooooooooooke.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
Me: Knock, knock.
Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?
Want to hear a joke about paper?
Never mind, it's tearable.
You have to tell this to a friend:
There are 30 cows in a field. 20 ate 28 chickens. How many didn't? A: 10
What did one nut say to the other?
“Cashew later.”
What does the chicken say when he didn't understand something?
"What hap-HENd?"
Do you want to hear a building joke?
I am still working on it.
What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?
Punchlines.
