Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Oliver.
Oliver who?
Oliver jokes don’t exist 👹
Anyone got any good Floyd jokes? I really need them to take my breath away.
VOTING FINAL This vote is for the best School Shooter joke of the month. - LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up. DISLIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
Vote for the better joke and the Joke of the Month will be announced in the comments tomorrow.
What did one nut say to the other? “Cashew later.”
you have to tell this to a friend- There are 30 cows in a field 20 ate(28) chickens how many didn't? A: 10
Knock knock who is there deez nuts
Do you want to hear a building Joke I am still working on it
want to hear a joke about paper
never mind its tearable
do you know what the f in orphan is for... family
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because she wanted to have an affair with the rooster
What does the chicken say when he didn't understand something?
"What hap-HENd?"
This is a short joke! This short joke is long. Nice joke, Mr. Steve.
the first ever joke : https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning
Wanna hear a couple of short jokes and a long joke?
Joke,
Joke,
Jooooooooooooooke.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
Why’s 10 scared? Because it’s in the huddle of 9-11
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joem.
Joem who?
Joem Ama.
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9 but why was 10 scared?beauce it was in the middle of 9 11
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
Me: Knock, knock.
Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?
