want to hear a joke about paper
never mind its tearable
Why did sally fall off the swing? ́why’ cus she had no arms Why did sally drop a broom? ́why’ cus she had no arms Why did sally go swimming? she didn’t like not having arms Knock knock ́who’s there ́ Not sally, she hasn’t come back yet
Wanna hear a couple of short jokes and a long joke?
Joke,
Joke,
Jooooooooooooooke.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because she wanted to have an affair with the rooster
I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but yall couldnt mandle it
what dose the chicken say when he didn't understand something
"what hap-HENd"
Do you want to hear a building Joke I am still working on it
this is a short joke! this short joke is long. nice joke Mr. Steve
Knock, knock Who’s there? Joem Joem who? Joem Ama
what the twin tower and a bad joke has in common? They never land well.
me:knock knock another person(op) op:who's there me:hatch op:hatch who me:bless you =) op:but i didn't sneeze me:you just don't get a joke do you
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9 but why was 10 scared?beauce it was in the middle of 9 11
What did the man say in the morning after beating up his wife? I woke up Chris breezy
Why’s 10 scared? Because it’s in the huddle of 9-11
do you know what the f in orphan is for... family
you have to tell this to a friend- There are 30 cows in a field 20 ate(28) chickens how many didn't? A: 10
the first ever joke : https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning
What’s a rapper’s favorite MARTIAL ART?
Punchlines
Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!
I'd make a joke about corn, but its to corny. Then again, i could make a joke about eyes, but that would be even cornea. my funny bone is broken, i guess it was because those jokes where to HUMERUS.
