Punchline jokes
Student: Hey! Did you hear the joke about the three holes in the ground?
Teacher: No?
Student: All I can say about it is, "Well, well, well."
What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Oliver.
Oliver who?
Oliver jokes don’t exist! 👹
Anyone got any good Floyd jokes? I really need them to take my breath away.
VOTING FINAL This vote is for the best School Shooter joke of the month.
LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
DISLIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
Vote for the better joke and the Joke of the Month will be announced in the comments tomorrow.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because she wanted to have an affair with the rooster.
Why is 10 scared?
Because it is in the huddle of 9/11.
What did the man say in the morning after beating up his wife?
"I woke up Chris Breezy."
I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
Wanna hear a couple of short jokes and a long joke?
Joke,
Joke,
Jooooooooooooooke.
Me: Knock, knock.
Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?
The first ever joke:
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning?
You have to tell this to a friend:
There are 30 cows in a field. 20 ate 28 chickens. How many didn't? A: 10
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joem.
Joem who?
Joem Ama.
What did one nut say to the other?
“Cashew later.”
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Deez.
Deez who?
Deez nuts!
This is a short joke! This short joke is long. Nice joke, Mr. Steve.
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.