Punchline jokes
Student: Hey! Did you hear the joke about the three holes in the ground?
Teacher: No?
Student: All I can say about it is, "Well, well, well."
What's the difference between a gun and my will to live? None, they are both absent.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Oliver.
Oliver who?
Oliver jokes don’t exist! 👹
Anyone got any good Floyd jokes? I really need them to take my breath away.
VOTING FINAL This vote is for the best School Shooter joke of the month.
LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
DISLIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
Vote for the better joke and the Joke of the Month will be announced in the comments tomorrow.
Do you know what the F in orphan is for...
Family.
What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?
Punchlines.
What did the man say in the morning after beating up his wife?
"I woke up Chris Breezy."
Why is 10 scared?
Because it is in the huddle of 9/11.
What did one nut say to the other?
“Cashew later.”
You have to tell this to a friend:
There are 30 cows in a field. 20 ate 28 chickens. How many didn't? A: 10
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joem.
Joem who?
Joem Ama.
Me: Knock, knock.
Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
Wanna hear a couple of short jokes and a long joke?
Joke,
Joke,
Jooooooooooooooke.
The first ever joke:
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because she wanted to have an affair with the rooster.
I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.