what dose the chicken say when he didn't understand something
"what hap-HENd"
Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!
Student: 503 bricks are on a plane. 1 falls off. How many are left?
Teacher: 502.
Student: How do you put an elephant in a fridge?
Teacher:No you can't fit an elephant in a fridge!!
Student: Just open door, put elephant in, close door.
Student: How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?
Teacher: open door,put giraffe in, close door
Student: no! Open door, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close door.
Student: The Lion King is having a B-day party. All the animals are there, except one. Which one? Teacher: let me guess the lion?
Student: No!The giraffe because He's in a fridge.
Teacher: WOW!
Student: Sally has to get across a large river home to many alligators. They are very dangerous, but Sally swims across safely. How?
Teacher: Sally stepped on the alligators mouth?
Student:The gators are at the party.
Student: But Sally dies anyway. Why?
Teacher:She drowned?!
Student: no! She got hit in the head by a flying brick.
I'd make a joke about corn, but its to corny. Then again, i could make a joke about eyes, but that would be even cornea. my funny bone is broken, i guess it was because those jokes where to HUMERUS.
i got a joke
allah ahuabar
omg I had a really good hand joke but i just couldn't put my finger on it.
Why are there so many jokes about Chuck Norris, but not about Bruce Lee?
Bruce Lee was no joking matter.
Bro I gotta tell you a joke Nevermind, it's too cheesy!
Orphan: asks you random joke what is the difference between my bomerang and my parents Me: the boomerange came back
Why do you always high five the emo person... cause can't just leave them hanging.
knock knock whose there clearly not their parents
Knock knock
who's there
orange
orange who
orange ya glad this isn't another stupid orphan joke that has been posted 10 times before.
Dark jokes are just like food.Not every one gets it
Do you know why dead baby jokes are always funny... They never get old
my life but wait jokes actually have meaning
When you ask your friend'Can I hear a joke. ̈ ̈Sure ̈ ̈What do orphans and orange peels have the same. ̈ ̈What? ̈ ̈They both get thrown out
You know how 7 8 9 why was ten scared cos he was in the middle of 9/11
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. A cow with no front legs walking around? Beef stroganoff.
man: knock knock...
boy: who's there?
man: bear...
boy: ...bear who?
man: bear bottom
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