Punchline jokes
I told my sister a Dairy joke.
She said it was cheesy.
Student: Hey! Did you hear the joke about the three holes in the ground?
Teacher: No?
Student: All I can say about it is, "Well, well, well."
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Oliver.
Oliver who?
Oliver jokes don’t exist! 👹
Anyone got any good Floyd jokes? I really need them to take my breath away.
VOTING FINAL This vote is for the best School Shooter joke of the month.
LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
DISLIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
Vote for the better joke and the Joke of the Month will be announced in the comments tomorrow.
What did one nut say to the other?
“Cashew later.”
You have to tell this to a friend:
There are 30 cows in a field. 20 ate 28 chickens. How many didn't? A: 10
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
The first ever joke:
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning?
Me: Knock, knock.
Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joem.
Joem who?
Joem Ama.
Wanna hear a couple of short jokes and a long joke?
Joke,
Joke,
Jooooooooooooooke.
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Deez.
Deez who?
Deez nuts!
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
This is a short joke! This short joke is long. Nice joke, Mr. Steve.
What does the chicken say when he didn't understand something?
"What hap-HENd?"
Want to hear a joke about paper?
Never mind, it's tearable.
Do you want to hear a building joke?
I am still working on it.
Do you know what the F in orphan is for...
Family.