What makes a joke a dad joke?
I don't know. I don't even have one as an example.
Dad:🦆 Kid:? Dad:🦆🦆 Kid:huh? Dad: ur too late.. Kid: WHAT Dad: .... GOOSE
why did sally drop her ice cream come? because she got hit bye a bus. subscribe to my youtube channel to find more jokes like this one.search Irs Calvin and the pic of the kid ,,,thats me
What does an elephant that doesn't matter called? An irrel-ephant ;)
I have a friend who has no arms, her name is Suzy. I always tell her this one knock knock joke, "Knock Knock!" "Who's there!" Not Suzy.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves........ just kidding he hasn’t opened it yet
wanna hear a joke about corn
Nevermind it's too corny
I'm friends with 2 letters of the alphabet. I don't know Y.
James: I have a joke. Sex!
Ronny: I don't get it.
James: Exactly.
Where do mathematicians go to die?
The symmetry
Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Sarah.
What do you call a cow with no legs, ground beef, what do you call a cow with three legs, lean beef, what do you call a cow with two legs................ read the title.
Why did the Canadian cross the road? To say sorry to the other side.
When other people tell a joke; 3/3 people laugh. When I tell a joke; 1/3 people laugh, but 2/3 people stare into my soul.
Any joke can be funny with the right delivery. Except abortion jokes, because there is no delivery.
Student: Hey! did you hear the joke about the three holes in the ground?; Teacher: No?; Student: all I can say about it is, Well, Well Well.
" can i tell you a paper joke" i said "but it is pretty terrible"
What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter he's not coming.
Why did Stephanie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.
Knock Knock. Who’s there? Not Stephanie
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack...
