Punchline jokes

Somebody told me a chemistry joke. I thought it was sodium funny, I slapped my neon that one.

Why are the same Sally jokes told over and over again?

Because how can you tell jokes about someone who's dead?

I would tell you a joke about a clock, but it’s a waste of time! πŸ˜„πŸ˜„

Knock knock.

Who's there?

9/11.

9/11 who?

You said that you would never forget!

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  • Son: Dad? Why is mommy no longer with us?

    Dad: Why did the chicken cross the road?

    Son: Why?

    Dad: To get to the other side, but your mother only made it about halfway.

    A blind comedian was asked to do stand up for a hospital. No one laughed at his jokes, so he continued to sing, "If you're happy and you know it..."

    The room was full of arm amputees.

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  • If you are going to make fun of someone, make fun of orphans. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

    Double whammy.

    Dark humor is like a kid with cancer, it never gets old.

    Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms.

    What did Sarah get for Christmas? I dunno, she hasn't opened it yet.

    Knock knock...

    Who's there?

    Not Sarah.

    Q: What’s the difference between me and you?

    A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.

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  • Dad: πŸ¦†

    Kid: ?

    Dad: πŸ¦†πŸ¦†

    Kid: Huh?

    Dad: Ur too late...

    Kid: WHAT!

    Dad: .... GOOSE!

    What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

    An irrel-elephant ;)

    I have a friend who has no arms, her name is Suzy. I always tell her this one knock knock joke, "Knock Knock!" "Who's there?" Not Suzy.

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