Q: What's the difference between an egg and me?
A: An egg gets laid.
These aren't funny.
I would tell you a joke about a clock, but it’s a waste of time! 😄😄
Knock knock! Who's there? Deja. Deja who? Knock knock!
OMG, I had a really good hand joke, but I just couldn't put my finger on it.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
You said that you would never forget!
Son: Dad? Why is mommy no longer with us?
Dad: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Son: Why?
Dad: To get to the other side, but your mother only made it about halfway.
I have a skeleTON of jokes, but none of them are very humorous.
What do you call a joke without a punchline?
A blind comedian was asked to do stand up for a hospital. No one laughed at his jokes, so he continued to sing, "If you're happy and you know it..."
The room was full of arm amputees.
If you are going to make fun of someone, make fun of orphans. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Double whammy.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer, it never gets old.
Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms.
What did Sarah get for Christmas? I dunno, she hasn't opened it yet.
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
Q: What’s the difference between me and you?
A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
What makes a joke a dad joke?
I don't know. I don't even have one as an example.
Dad: 🦆
Kid: ?
Dad: 🦆🦆
Kid: Huh?
Dad: Ur too late...
Kid: WHAT!
Dad: .... GOOSE!
Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone?
Because she got hit by a bus.
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
An irrel-elephant ;)
I have a friend who has no arms, her name is Suzy. I always tell her this one knock knock joke, "Knock Knock!" "Who's there?" Not Suzy.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?
Gloves........ just kidding, he hasn’t opened it yet.
Wanna hear a joke about corn?
Never mind, it's too corny.
