Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the udder side.
What do a coin and an Irish man have in common?
They're both fun to flip off.
Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
Knock knock . Whos there. Bad joke
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs. *knock knock* Who's there! Not Sarah.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Knock Knock who's there? The chicken
So. You wanna hear a joke about the wall? ...Actually nah you won't get over it
Wanna here a joke??
My life
Why are there so many jokes about Chuck Norris, but not about Bruce Lee?
Bruce Lee was no joking matter.
I was going to tell you a cow joke...
but it's pasture bed time.
What did Tennessee?
Same thing Arkansas.
What's the best thing about abortion jokes?
They never get old.
Knock, knock. -- "Who's there?" -- "Ash." -- "Ash who?" -- "Bless you."
What do you call a nose without a body? -- Nobody knows.
What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure? -- A waist of time.
Why did the one handed man cross the road?
To get to the second hand store!
