Punchline jokes
I have a friend who has no arms, her name is Suzy. I always tell her this one knock knock joke, "Knock Knock!" "Who's there?" Not Suzy.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?
Gloves........ just kidding, he hasn’t opened it yet.
Wanna hear a joke about corn?
Never mind, it's too corny.
I'm friends with 2 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.
James: I have a joke. Sex!
Ronny: I don't get it.
James: Exactly.
Where do mathematicians go to die?
The symmetry.
Why did Sarah fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Read the title.
Why did the Canadian cross the road?
To say sorry to the other side.
When other people tell a joke, 3/3 people laugh.
When I tell a joke, 1/3 people laugh, but 2/3 people stare into my soul.
Any joke can be funny with the right delivery. Except abortion jokes, because there is no delivery.
Student: Hey! Did you hear the joke about the three holes in the ground?
Teacher: No?
Student: All I can say about it is, "Well, well, well."
"Can I tell you a paper joke?" I said, "But it is pretty terrible."
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter; he's not coming.
Why did Stephanie fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Not Stephanie!
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
What do a coin and an Irish man have in common?
They're both fun to flip off.
Why did Sally fall off the swings?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally!
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?