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what is the difference between a basement full of dead prostitutes and a bowling ball in the basement?

I don't bowl.

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    • Orange: Hey Apple, Apple, hey Apple.

    Apple: What?

    Orange: Orange you glad I didn't say "Apple" again? Hahaha!

    What do you call a 3 humped camel?

    Answer: a prostitute from New York. 😂😭💀

    Man: Knock, knock...

    Boy: Who's there?

    Man: Bear...

    Boy: Bear who?

    Man: Bear bottom.

    1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?

    A dino-snore!

    2. What is fast, loud, and crunchy?

    A rocket chip!

    3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?

    Because she was stuffed!

    4. What has ears but cannot hear?

    A cornfield!

    5. What did the left eye say to the right eye?

    Between us, something smells!

    I gave up hope and I liked it!!

    I take meds to feel fantastic! (I kissed a boy{but fed up lyrics})

    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    Because the one behind it wasn't social distancing.

    How many rapists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    Punchline: One, but they prefer soda bottles instead.

    My boyfriend thinks he’s hilarious.

    Him: How do you break things?

    Me: You break things up.

    Him: Okay.

    Me: Is everything okay?

    Him: We’re a twig. We’re breaking up.

    I apologise for this joke lmfaooo, and you have probably heard this banger before, anyways;

    What is the difference between a priest and a zit? 👀 The zit waits till you are 13 to come on your face 🤧

    Someone telling a joke:

    Boy: "My parents are dead."

    Girl: "My grandad is too."

    Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"

    Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"

    I wish I could say that my life is a joke, but I can't because jokes have a meaning.

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