1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
2. What is fast, loud, and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed!
4. What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield!
5. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
I gave up hope and I liked it!!
I take meds to feel fantastic! (I kissed a boy{but fed up lyrics})
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the one behind it wasn't social distancing.
The worst joke ever.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why was 9 thankful to 6? Because 6 8 7 2.
How many rapists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Punchline: One, but they prefer soda bottles instead.
My boyfriend thinks he’s hilarious.
Him: How do you break things?
Me: You break things up.
Him: Okay.
Me: Is everything okay?
Him: We’re a twig. We’re breaking up.
You wanna hear a suicide joke? Nvm, it didn't make it.
The best joke in the world is me.
Don't say that you're not a joke. Jokes have meanings.
I apologise for this joke lmfaooo, and you have probably heard this banger before, anyways;
What is the difference between a priest and a zit? 👀 The zit waits till you are 13 to come on your face 🤧
Someone telling a joke:
Boy: "My parents are dead."
Girl: "My grandad is too."
Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"
Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"
I wish I could say that my life is a joke, but I can't because jokes have a meaning.
Anyone got any good Floyd jokes? I really need them to take my breath away.
How did the shark do on his math test?
Jawesome!
Knock knock. Who is there? Poo. Poo who? Hey, I need ta go poooooooooooop!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup my slow tomatoes! 🍅😂
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Hello Miss Chandia, here. I want to tell you guys a joke.
What do jokes serve for dessert?
Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!
Those are all the same.
(All the jokes above.)
A girl named Sally has no arms.
"KNOCK KNOCK"
She never answered...
