My boyfriend thinks he’s hilarious Him: How do you break things Me: you break things up Him: okay Me: is everything okay Him: were a twig. We’re breaking up
You wanna hear a suicide joke? Nvm, it didn't make it.
The best joke in the world is me.
Don't say that you're not a joke. Jokes have meanings.
I apologise for this joke lmfaooo, and you have probably heard this banger before, anyways;
What is the difference between a priest and a zit? 👀 The zit waits till you are 13 to come on your face 🤧
Some one Telling a joke: Boy: my parents are dead Girl: My grandad is too Orphan who listened to it: that joke is dead Person who told the joke: so is ur family
I wish I could say that my life is a joke, but I can't because jokes have a meaning.
Anyone got any good Floyd jokes? I really need them to take my breath away.
How did the shark do on his math test?
Jawesome!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup my slow tomatoes! 🍅😂
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Hello miss Chandia here I want to tell you guys a joke what do jokes serve for desert
Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!
Those are all the same (All the jokes above)
A girl named Sally has no arms. "KNOCK KNOCK" She never answered...
What does the initials bible stand for? Bull In Book Lacking Evidence
what goes up but never past the digits 15? A Make A Wish Kid....
Why didnt the orphan cross the road? Where was he gonna go?
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve? Christopher Walken.
Those t.p. jokes are getting shittier by the second.
I told my sister a Dairy joke,
She said it was cheesy.
Here's a better version of a previous joke:
I would tell you a milk joke, but its whey too cheesy!
