What happens to chickens that get kidnapped by rapists?
They get choked.
1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
2. What is fast, loud, and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed!
4. What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield!
5. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
The worst joke ever.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why was 9 thankful to 6? Because 6 8 7 2.
The best joke in the world is me.
Don't say that you're not a joke. Jokes have meanings.
I apologise for this joke lmfaooo, and you have probably heard this banger before, anyways;
What is the difference between a priest and a zit? ๐ The zit waits till you are 13 to come on your face ๐คง
How did the shark do on his math test?
Jawesome!
Knock knock.
Whoโs there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup my slow tomatoes! ๐ ๐