Pull jokes
If you're bored, pull a Technoblade, bully orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Your mother is responsible for all the train drivers that are never ever late. She taught them all to pull out on time.
"OK, son," he says. "It's as easy as counting to 5."
1. Pull down your pants. 2. Pull back your foreskin. 3. Pee in the toilet. 4. Put your foreskin back. 5. Pull up your pants.
From then on, every time the boy goes to the toilet, he counts from 1 to 5. One day, the father noticed his son was taking quite some time in the toilet. He went to check on him and overheard his son saying, "2,4,2,4,2,4,2,4."
"Dude come here and see a rabbit!"
"Ok!"
"Are you ok, man?"
"Yeah, I’m fine."
"Dude, pull your pants back up!"
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
What takes knowledge to do and also takes knowledge away?
Looking down the barrel and pulling the trigger. 😂
Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and his wheelchair?
At least his wheelchair can pull a woman.
If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?
Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.
Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...
Your mamma is so fat that she has a gravitational pull.
Why can't a Leicester fan pull girls? He can only do the fox trot.
If your blind girlfriend says you have a big cock, she's probably just pulling your leg.
Teacher: What do you kids want to be when you grow up?
Kid 1: I want to be a firefighter.
Kid 2: I want to be a police officer.
Kid 3: I want to be dead like both my parents.
Teacher: Ok, everyone pull out your books.
Kid 4: Are we going to ignore what he said?
Teacher: What do you want me to do? Call his parents?
Why is a gun like a box of chocolates?
If you pull one out in class, everyone wants to be your friend.
What did the grandma say at the hospital when you pulled the tube?...................
Me: Hey, do you want to see my grandma?
Friend: Yeah, sure.
Me: *pulls out gun*
What did the skeleton pull out from behind his ear?
Nothing. Skeletons don’t have ears.
Wives are like grenades. Pull the ring, and the house is gone.
Woman gets pulled over by a cop.
Cop: "Ma'am, have you been drinking?"
Lady: "No, officer."
Cop: "What's that in your cup then, ma'am?"
Lady: "Just water, officer."
Cop: "Looks like wine to me."
Lady: "Oh my god, Jesus did it again!"