Psychology jokes
There were once these two twins. One twin, no matter what happened, was always pissed off, while the other one was always happy.
This baffled scientists, so they ran an experiment on the twins to figure out what was happening. They took the angry one and left him in a room with all of the latest technology and the most expensive toys and left him overnight. When they came back, he was still grumpy. When they asked him why, he said, "None of these are actually mine, and you left me in here all night, so I'm angry!"
His explanation was reasonable, so they ran another experiment on the other kid. This time, they left him overnight in a room that was literally just filled with horse shit. When they came back to check on him the next morning, he was still smiling. When they asked him why, he said, "With all of this horse crap, there has to be a pony in here somewhere!"
Why does an orphan play mum and dad?
'Cause they need self-love.
I have a fear of speed bumps, but I'm getting over it.
When the school shooter is about to leave the school, and then the autistic kid screams, "Hooray!"
What is a group of depressed kids called? They are called the "Suicide Squad."
Friend: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
Friend: Your life.
Me: Ahhh, I wish!
*jumps off building*
When the school shooter asks the autistic kid which hostage he wants to rape, and he looks at you like 😋.
I have two things I wanna say:
1. When people swear, stop taking it so fucking literally. If someone calls you a bitch, they're not calling you a female dog. If they call you a cunt, they're not calling you a woman's private part, they are calling you either an idiot, scaredy cat/baby, or something along those lines, ffs.
2. wtf
When the school shooter shoots the autistic kid and he thinks he's having an orgasm.
Serial murderer Ed Gein was famed for raping, killing, and skinning his victims.
When he was asked why he did it, he responded, "You don't know someone until you walk around in their skin."
If you're depressed and you're crying, like this joke.
Is it just me, or everybody has a dark side, like a psycho side, and then you act like crazy for some reason?
Is it just me, or is it normal to you when people scream?
Unknown be like: "Wah wah, I'm too scared to talk to girls in real life, so I bully random tweens I find online to make me feel better... what a shame."
What screams I’m insecure?
Real Pokémon.
Anxiety evolved into depression. Depression was the final stage evolution.
I have kleptomania. But when it gets bad, I take something for it.
Leukophobic people don’t have sex. Leukophobia is the fear of white.
SEX Some Event Xaern
Xaern - loving something so much you begin to dislike it.
I used to have a phobia of pogo sticks. Those things always made me jump.