Hand

Andrew Butcher

Did you hear about the blind prostitute? Well, you gotta hand it to her.

Make

HOEmaker

What commitment does a pimp make to each new hoe he turns out?

Answer: He will always be there for her after the break-in period.

Difference

Jayden

Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute?

The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do

Ball

Tomato

How can you compare a gay prostitute to Pacman?

They both get paid to eat 200 balls!!

Leper

Anonymous

What did the leper say to the prostitute?

Keep the tip.

Leper

Anonymous

What did the leper say to the prostitute?

You can keep the tip.

Difference

Anonymous

what’s the difference between a screw and a hooker you cant unscrew the hooker

Difference

Apocalypse

what is the difference between a basement full of dead prostitutes, and a bowling ball in the basement?

I don’t bowl.

Shooting

Matthias

What do you call a school shooting survivor who grows up to be a prostitute on the West Coast?

A Sandy Hooker

Ball

Anonymous

How can you compare a gay prostitute to Pacman?

They both get paid to eat 200 balls!!

Field

Anonymous

What ya call a legless prostitute in a strawberry field a jammy cunt

Orphan

Anonymous

Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They wanted somebody to call daddy

Difference

Jiojdisjfoasdfidsoi

What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute? A prostitute only has one crack, and has to can wash it and sell it again.

Suck

Bob

What Do You Call An Asian Prostitute?

Suck Mi Dong

Darkness

Anonymous

How many dead prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

More than three because the basement is still dark!

Leper

Anonymous

what did the leper say to the prostitute? don’t worry you can keep the tip.

Girl

Anonymous

What is similar about the feelings of a girl’s birth daddy and her new pimp daddy?

They both worry about how she will turn out!

Present

Anonymous

What present can a pimp always buy his hoes to both show how much he thinks of them and know they can never get enough of?

Condoms!

Orphan

Anonymous

why are orphans prostitutes

so they can call someone daddy

Man

Tyler Buczko

A man is meeting a client in Japan, yet arrives a day early. When night hit he went out with a prostitute. They’re having sex, yet the prostitute kept shouting “Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!”, so the man thinks he doing a good job. The next day, the man meets his client and they go golfing and the client gets a hole in one. The man praises him by going “Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!”. His client turns around confused and says “What do you mean wrong hole!?”

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