Prostitution Jokes

in Adult

What is the difference between a feminist and a female prostitute? if you want a female prostitute to be a bitch you have to give her money first


What do you call a prostitute with no arm or legs

Cash and carry


Man to woman: Would you sleep with me for one million dollars? Woman: Sure. Man: How about for ten dollars? Woman: What do you think I am? Man: We’ve already established what you are. All we’re doing is negotiating price.

Andrew Butcher

Did you hear about the blind prostitute? Well, you gotta hand it to her.


How can you compare a gay prostitute to Pacman?

They both get paid to eat 200 balls!!


A Good man deserves a queen who will pussy slide on his penis casually, frig him with her thighs like a prostitute, make him laugh like a homie, cook like his mama.

Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?

The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.

in Orphan

Why do most orphans become prostitutes?.. Cause they need to find someone to call DADDY.


Three women were in heaven. The angel at the gates said, "How good the ride into heaven is for you, is determined by your commitment to your most recent partner." The first lady says, “2 years, 2 side-hoes.” She got an old lexus. The second lady says, “10 years, 1 visit from a prostitute.” She got a Mercedes-Benz. The third lady says, "I never had a husband." The angel says in response, “Fck me and then you can have a lambo." They all arrive in heaven, to see the second lady crying. The first lady says, “I know we are dead, but it could be a lot worse.” “How!?” The third lady cries, "The angel has a flute for a dck!”

Orphan 1
in Orphan

Why did the orphan want to become a prostitute?

To get a daddy


The other day I started watching Game of Thrones I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest and inbreeding… And he was like: “Oh so you’re still on the first episode then?”


what is the difference between a basement full of dead prostitutes, and a bowling ball in the basement?

I don’t bowl.

in Russian

What do you call a Russian Prostitute? Slobadown Mycockyoubitch

Get in the van rn.

What does JFK’s killer and a prostitute have in common? “They both blow heads”.

I didn’t come into the prostitution business… It came into me.


What is similar about the feelings of a girl’s birth daddy and her new pimp daddy?

They both worry about how she will turn out!


What do you call a school shooting survivor who grows up to be a prostitute on the West Coast?

A Sandy Hooker

in Orphan

Why did the Orphan become a prostitute,

Because they needed someone to call daddy


what do a fisherman and a prostitute have in common

they’re both hookers