Prostitution Jokes

What is a prostitutes favorite form of traffic control?

Speed Humps

How does a prostitute make more than a drug dealer?

Because she can clean her crack and sell it again.

What is the best part about Alabama prostitutes? Family comes first

What Do You Call An Asian Prostitute?

Suck Mi Dong

What do u call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick Sucks-alota-cocka sorass

What’s the difference between a chromosome and a hormone..??

You can hear hormone

What is the difference between giving money to a prostitute and giving money to a church? You don't get something in return if you give money to a church.

Why did the hooker fall in love? Stockholm syndrome

What does JFK’s killer and a prostitute have in common? “They both blow heads”.

If prostitution had a tax exempt status and if a adult book store had a tax exempt status because of a glory hole churches would have to do something else to keep their tax exempt status to avoid the risk of going out of business

What is the difference between a feminist and a female prostitute? If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.

What is the difference between a hoe's birth Daddy and her pimp Daddy? The first daddy plants the seed in a cunt and the second reaps the harvest from the cunt.

what is the difference between a basement full of dead prostitutes, and a bowling ball in the basement?

I don't bowl.

What is the difference between giving money to a prostitute and giving money to a church? A prostitute won't tell you that it is more blessed to give than it is to receive.