What’s the difference between a prostitute and a homeless shelter? You can shit a load inside of a prostitute but if you try it in a shelter you get arrested.
How do you bury a prostitute? In a Y shape coffin.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a hockey player? A hockey player gets to shower after three periods.
Why did the pervert. Cross the road Cuz he was stuck to the chicken
Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?
A: The Blackhole
My friend jokingly confessed to me she did prostitution. (Consentual)
She wasn't joking. :0
We are 15....
this ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road and she started gaging on it a lil and he said oh yeah baby you like that big dick don't ya and she oh baby its not that, ya asshole stinks
Husband and wife get into a fight wife says “go blow off some steam I’ll let you fuck a hooker” so he does that comes back and says “I’m off the hook now”
Q. What do a prostitute and a vacuum have in common? A. If the stop sucking you can smack them till they start again.
When you find out the stripper your banging is a hooker but you're saving money so it's ok
What’s the worst part about a dead prostitute
You end up doing all the work
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
The other day I started watching Game of Thrones I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh so you're still on the first episode then?"
What do condoms and whores have in common? Answer: There is a lot that cums in every box
Why did the prostitute lose all her money? Bcz she got fcked
What present can a pimp always buy his hoes to both show how much he thinks of them and know they can never get enough of?
Condoms!
Three women were in heaven. The angel at the gates said, "How good the ride into heaven is for you, is determined by your commitment to your most recent partner." The first lady says, "2 years, 2 side-hoes." She got an old lexus. The second lady says, "10 years, 1 visit from a prostitute." She got a Mercedes-Benz. The third lady says, "I never had a husband." The angel says in response, "F*ck me and then you can have a lambo." They all arrive in heaven, to see the second lady crying. The first lady says, "I know we are dead, but it could be a lot worse." "How!?" The third lady cries, "The angel has a flute for a d*ck!"
What do you call a prostitute weed dealer? A pot-hole
What is the difference between whores and nuns?
Nuns usually discover their own chosen vocation. Whores usually have their vocation chosen by pimps.
I seen your mom at work the other night. She was talking about how good she was doing. Hands down, best $20 blowjob ever.
