Prostitution jokes

Everyone tells me I need to stop making prostitute jokes.

I guess they're whore-ible.

What is the difference between whores and nuns?

Nuns usually discover their own chosen vocation. Whores usually have their vocation chosen by pimps.

What is an example of poor management? A prostitute getting pregnant.

I went to find someone to fuck in the streets for money, and I found a prostitute, but then she raped me. After she said it was amazing and instead let me push.

What's the difference between a screw and a hooker? You can't unscrew the hooker.

What present can a pimp always buy his hoes to both show how much he thinks of them and know they can never get enough of?

Condoms!

What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?

5 dollar footlongs.

What's the difference between a prostitute and a trash bag?

There's a limit to how much trash goes in the trash bag.

A good man deserves a queen who will pussy slide on his penis casually, frig him with her thighs like a prostitute, make him laugh like a homie, cook like his mama.

How many dead prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

More than three because the basement is still dark!

What do condoms and whores have in common?

Answer: There is a lot that comes in every box.

What's the difference between my dad and a hooker?

Hookers come back.

Who do you call in times of a marriage crisis?

A prostitute, because your wife fucking sucks.

What's the difference between a hooker and a mosquito?

The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.

Why did the prostitute lose all her money?

Because she got f*cked.

Want to hear a joke about prostitution? Never mind, it's whoreable.

My mom said don't fuck whores.

So I kicked my step sis out the house.

How many hookers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, cause they'll screw anything.

What's the difference between your job and a dead hooker?

Your job still sucks.

What is the difference between a washing machine and a hooker?

I can put a load in the washing machine without it following me.