Prostitution Jokes

Why do prostitutes love servicing zombies? They always leave a tip.

Three women were in heaven. The angel at the gates said, "How good the ride into heaven is for you, is determined by your commitment to your most recent partner." The first lady says, "2 years, 2 side-hoes." She got an old lexus. The second lady says, "10 years, 1 visit from a prostitute." She got a Mercedes-Benz. The third lady says, "I never had a husband." The angel says in response, "F*ck me and then you can have a lambo." They all arrive in heaven, to see the second lady crying. The first lady says, "I know we are dead, but it could be a lot worse." "How!?" The third lady cries, "The angel has a flute for a d*ck!"

Why did the prostitute lose all her money? Bcz she got fcked

What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?..

Full..

What do you call a school shooting survivor who grows up to be a prostitute on the West Coast?

A Sandy Hooker

What is the difference between whores and nuns?

Nuns usually discover their own chosen vocation. Whores usually have their vocation chosen by pimps.

I went to find someone to fuck in the streets for money, and I found a prostitute but then she raped me. After she said it was amazing and instead let me push

How do you bury a prostitute? In a Y shape coffin.

What’s the difference between a prostitute and a hockey player? A hockey player gets to shower after three periods.

Why do most orphans become prostitutes?.... Cause they need to find someone to call DADDY.

If prostitution had a tax exempt status and if a adult book store had a tax exempt status because of a glory hole churches would have to do something else to keep their tax exempt status to avoid the risk of going out of business

what's the difference between a screw and a hooker you cant unscrew the hooker

What do condoms and whores have in common? Answer: There is a lot that cums in every box

What do u call a 3 humped camel Answer:a prostitute from new York 😂😂😭😭💀

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What’s the difference between a prostitute and a homeless shelter? You can shit a load inside of a prostitute but if you try it in a shelter you get arrested.