Prostitution

Prostitution Jokes

What present can a pimp always buy his hoes to both show how much he thinks of them and know they can never get enough of?

Condoms!

What's the difference between a prostitute and a trash bag? There's a limit to how much trash goes in the trash bag.

What commitment does a pimp make to each new hoe he turns out?

Answer: He will always be there for her after the break-in period.

What did the hooker say when she found out the cash she was paid with for services rendered was counterfeit?

I've been raped