Prostitution jokes
How many dicks can fit inside of a hooker? I don't know, ask your wife.
What is the difference between a feminist and a female prostitute? If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
I went to a 90 minute prostitute once. She was a whore and a half, I tell ya!
What's the difference between a prostitute and a Democrat? A Democrat will keep screwing you when you run out of money.
How is having fun with a prostitute like bungee jumping?
You’re dead if the rubber breaks.
Why would a Italian heterosexual male do for $100.00 if he was a prostitute that a polish american male would only do for a Klondike bar if he was a prostitute?
suck a big cock.
What did the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
"Beat it. We're closed."
Prostitutes remind me of chewese.
My girlfriend left me for spending my own money. I buy this bitch thousands upon thousands of dollars worth of stuff, but I spend 100 dollars on a prostitute, she leaves me.
What do you call a school shooting survivor who grows up to be a prostitute on the West Coast? A Sandy Hooker
What do my cock and money have in common?
Your mom.
Q. Why did the pimp buy a journal?
A. To organize his thots.
What is an example of poor management? A prostitute getting pregnant.
Why do prostitutes love servicing zombies? They always leave a tip.
If prostitution had a tax-exempt status, and if an adult bookstore had a tax-exempt status because of a glory hole, churches would have to do something else to keep their tax-exempt status to avoid the risk of going out of business.
How many prostitutes does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they just put the light bulb up their pussy and ask you to pay.
What's the difference between a hooker and a burrito?
I don't eat burritos.
How do you bury a prostitute?
In a Y-shaped coffin.
Why is prostitution illegal?
Because when it comes to screwing people and taking their money, the government doesn't want anyone outperforming them.
What do you call a male prostitute in a bar...
Handy Andy.