Did you hear about the blind prostitute? Well, you gotta hand it to her.
I went to find someone to fuck in the streets for money, and I found a prostitute but then she raped me. After she said it was amazing and instead let me push
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a hockey player? A hockey player gets to shower after three periods.
what's the difference between a screw and a hooker you cant unscrew the hooker
What do condoms and whores have in common? Answer: There is a lot that cums in every box
Why do prostitutes love servicing zombies? They always leave a tip.
What do you call a school shooting survivor who grows up to be a prostitute on the West Coast?
A Sandy Hooker
Three women were in heaven. The angel at the gates said, "How good the ride into heaven is for you, is determined by your commitment to your most recent partner." The first lady says, "2 years, 2 side-hoes." She got an old lexus. The second lady says, "10 years, 1 visit from a prostitute." She got a Mercedes-Benz. The third lady says, "I never had a husband." The angel says in response, "F*ck me and then you can have a lambo." They all arrive in heaven, to see the second lady crying. The first lady says, "I know we are dead, but it could be a lot worse." "How!?" The third lady cries, "The angel has a flute for a d*ck!"
Why did the pervert. Cross the road Cuz he was stuck to the chicken
What do u call a 3 humped camel Answer:a prostitute from new York 😂😂😭😭💀
What present can a pimp always buy his hoes to both show how much he thinks of them and know they can never get enough of?
Condoms!
What is the difference between whores and nuns?
Nuns usually discover their own chosen vocation. Whores usually have their vocation chosen by pimps.
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
How many dicks can fit inside of a hooker? I don't know ask your wife
I seen your mom at work the other night. She was talking about how good she was doing. Hands down, best $20 blowjob ever.
How many hooker's fit in a Cadillac? About 4 in the trunk if you stack em right
How do you bury a prostitute? In a Y shape coffin.
What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?
5 dollar foot longs
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?.... Cause they need to find someone to call DADDY.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a trash bag? There's a limit to how much trash goes in the trash bag.
