what's the difference between a screw and a hooker you cant unscrew the hooker
Why did the pervert. Cross the road Cuz he was stuck to the chicken
What present can a pimp always buy his hoes to both show how much he thinks of them and know they can never get enough of?
Condoms!
What's the difference between a prostitute and a trash bag? There's a limit to how much trash goes in the trash bag.
How many dead prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
More than three because the basement is still dark!
What do condoms and whores have in common? Answer: There is a lot that cums in every box
Why did the prostitute lose all her money? Bcz she got fcked
Want to hear a joke about prostitusions? Never mind, its whoreable
What commitment does a pimp make to each new hoe he turns out?
Answer: He will always be there for her after the break-in period.
What did the hooker say when she found out the cash she was paid with for services rendered was counterfeit?
I've been raped
Being a hooker shouldn't be illegal. It's like having an Airbnb for your dick.
How do you bury a prostitute? In a Y shape coffin.
I’d make a joke about prostitutes and women sleeping with multiple men, but it would just be whore-ible