Prostitution Jokes

Tip

Yaboy69

Why do prostitutes love servicing zombies? They always leave a tip.

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Angel

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Three women were in heaven. The angel at the gates said, "How good the ride into heaven is for you, is determined by your commitment to your most recent partner." The first lady says, "2 years, 2 side-hoes." She got an old lexus. The second lady says, "10 years, 1 visit from a prostitute." She got a Mercedes-Benz. The third lady says, "I never had a husband." The angel says in response, "F*ck me and then you can have a lambo." They all arrive in heaven, to see the second lady crying. The first lady says, "I know we are dead, but it could be a lot worse." "How!?" The third lady cries, "The angel has a flute for a d*ck!"

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Money

Anonymous

Why did the prostitute lose all her money? Bcz she got fcked

Nose

Andy

What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?..

Full..

Shooting

Matthias

What do you call a school shooting survivor who grows up to be a prostitute on the West Coast?

A Sandy Hooker

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Nun

Anonymous

What is the difference between whores and nuns?

Nuns usually discover their own chosen vocation. Whores usually have their vocation chosen by pimps.

Street

Noah

I went to find someone to fuck in the streets for money, and I found a prostitute but then she raped me. After she said it was amazing and instead let me push

Coffin

Dr fiend

How do you bury a prostitute? In a Y shape coffin.

Offensive

Midget p...

Whatโ€™s the difference between a prostitute and a hockey player? A hockey player gets to shower after three periods.

Orphan

Anonymous

Why do most orphans become prostitutes?.... Cause they need to find someone to call DADDY.

Charity

Anonymous

If prostitution had a tax exempt status and if a adult book store had a tax exempt status because of a glory hole churches would have to do something else to keep their tax exempt status to avoid the risk of going out of business

Difference

Anonymous

what's the difference between a screw and a hooker you cant unscrew the hooker

Common

Anonymous

What do condoms and whores have in common? Answer: There is a lot that cums in every box

Answer

Anonymous

What do u call a 3 humped camel Answer:a prostitute from new York ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’€

Memes

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Difference

Whatโ€™s the difference between a prostitute and a homeless shelter? You can shit a load inside of a prostitute but if you try it in a shelter you get arrested.

Hole

What do you call a prostitute weed dealer? A pot-hole

Drug

The Children That Live In Your Basment.

What is the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?

A prostitute can wash their crack and resell it.

Marriage

Benny M

Who do you call in times of a marriage crisis?

A prostitute, because your wife fucking sucks.