I went to find someone to fuck in the streets for money, and I found a prostitute but then she raped me. After she said it was amazing and instead let me push
what's the difference between a screw and a hooker you cant unscrew the hooker
Why did the pervert. Cross the road Cuz he was stuck to the chicken
What is the difference between whores and nuns?
Nuns usually discover their own chosen vocation. Whores usually have their vocation chosen by pimps.
What present can a pimp always buy his hoes to both show how much he thinks of them and know they can never get enough of?
Condoms!
What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?
5 dollar foot longs
What's the difference between a prostitute and a trash bag? There's a limit to how much trash goes in the trash bag.
A Good man deserves a queen who will pussy slide on his penis casually, frig him with her thighs like a prostitute, make him laugh like a homie, cook like his mama.
How many dead prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
More than three because the basement is still dark!
What do condoms and whores have in common? Answer: There is a lot that cums in every box
Who do you call in times of a marriage crisis?
A prostitute, because your wife fucking sucks.
Why did the prostitute lose all her money? Bcz she got fcked
Want to hear a joke about prostitusions? Never mind, its whoreable
What commitment does a pimp make to each new hoe he turns out?
Answer: He will always be there for her after the break-in period.
What did the hooker say when she found out the cash she was paid with for services rendered was counterfeit?
I've been raped
Being a hooker shouldn't be illegal. It's like having an Airbnb for your dick.
If a gay white male with blond hair is a prostitute you will get $175.00 back for a blowjob if you give him $20.00 If you give a can of sauerkraut to a gay white male that is a prostitute with blonde hair and who is also polish you will get the money back that he paid for the can of sauerkraut if you wanted him to give you a blowjob and if you wanted a blowjob from a gay white male that is a prostitute that is a canadian and polish with blond hair you will get the money back he paid for the bottle of maple syrup at the grocery store if you wanted him to give you a blowjob but if you wanted to fuck him up the ass he will give you the money back that he paid for the can of crisco and he will also give you the money back that he paid for the box of condoms and he will give you the change back that he paid for the box of tampons that he paid for his baby sister or you could get a free anonymous blowjob at a adult book store
How do you bury a prostitute? In a Y shape coffin.
Why do blonde prostitutes prefer blowjobs They hate it when you hand it to them
I’d make a joke about prostitutes and women sleeping with multiple men, but it would just be whore-ible
