Prostitution

Prostitution jokes

Teacher

    • A teacher in Scunthorpe asks a class what their favorite football team is, saying, "Raise your hand if it is Scunthorpe." Every student but one raised their hand. The teacher asks, "Why don't you support Scunthorpe?" The child answers, "My parents support Grimsby, and so do I." The teacher comes back with, "Why are you copying your parents? What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad a druggie?" The child answers, "Then I'd support Scunthorpe like you dirty bastards!"

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    • Pimp

    • What is similar about the feelings of a girl's birth daddy and her new pimp daddy?

    They both worry about how she will turn out!

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    • Church

    • What is the difference between giving money to a prostitute and giving money to a church? You don't get something in return if you give money to a church.

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    • Prostitution memes

    Difference

    • What’s the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?

    The prostitute can wash her “crack” and sell it again.

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    • Basement

    • what is the difference between a basement full of dead prostitutes and a bowling ball in the basement?

    I don't bowl.

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    • Difference

    • What is the difference between a hoe's birth Daddy and her pimp Daddy?

    The first daddy plants the seed in a cunt, and the second reaps the harvest from the cunt.

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    • Mom

    • I saw your mom at work the other night. She was talking about how good she was doing.

    Hands down, best $20 blowjob ever.

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    • Street

    • I went to find someone to fuck in the streets for money, and I found a prostitute, but then she raped me. After she said it was amazing and instead let me push.

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    • Money

    • What is the difference between giving money to a prostitute and giving money to a church? A prostitute won't tell you that it is more blessed to give than it is to receive.

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