What do you call a Russian Prostitute? Slobadown Mycockyoubitch
What do call a male prostitute in a bar... Handy Andy
Why laws forbids hoes from owning stocks in condom makers?
Answer: insider trading
What commitment does a pimp make to each new hoe he turns out?
Answer: He will always be there for her after the break-in period.
What did the hooker say when she found out the cash she was paid with for services rendered was counterfeit?
I've been raped
Being a hooker shouldn't be illegal. It's like having an Airbnb for your dick.
Everyone tells me I need to stop making prostitute jokes. I guess they're whoreibble
Did you hear about the blind prostitute? Well, you gotta hand it to her.
How can you compare a gay prostitute to Pacman?
They both get paid to eat 200 balls!!
prostitutes love their job's their always having a blast
I went to find someone to fuck in the streets for money, and I found a prostitute but then she raped me. After she said it was amazing and instead let me push
What is similar about the feelings of a girl's birth daddy and her new pimp daddy?
They both worry about how she will turn out!
what's the difference between a screw and a hooker you cant unscrew the hooker
My gf left me for spending my own money I buy this bitch thousands upon thousands of dollars worth of stuff but I spend 100 dollars on a prostitute she leaves me
What ya call a legless prostitute in a strawberry field a jammy cunt
What’s the difference between a epileptic corn shucker and a prostitute with diarrhea ? The epileptic corn shucker “shucks between fits”...
How is having fun with a prostitute like bungee jumping?
You’re dead if the rubber breaks.
a teacher in Scunthorpe asks a class what their favourite football team is saying "raise you hand if it is Scunthorpe" every student but one raised their hand. the teacher asks "why don't you support Scunthorpe?" the child answers "my parents support Grimsby and so do I". the teacher comes back with "why are you copying your parents? what if your mum was a prostitute and your dad a druggie?" the child answers then i'd support Scunthorpe like you dirty bastards"
What do you call a school shooting survivor who grows up to be a prostitute on the West Coast?
A Sandy Hooker
A man is meeting a client in Japan, yet arrives a day early. When night hit he went out with a prostitute. They're having sex, yet the prostitute kept shouting "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!", so the man thinks he doing a good job. The next day, the man meets his client and they go golfing and the client gets a hole in one. The man praises him by going "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!". His client turns around confused and says "What do you mean wrong hole!?"
