What’s the difference between a prostitute and a homeless shelter? You can shit a load inside of a prostitute but if you try it in a shelter you get arrested.
My gf left me for spending my own money I buy this bitch thousands upon thousands of dollars worth of stuff but I spend 100 dollars on a prostitute she leaves me
How many dead hooker's does it take to change a light bulb? Definitely not 13, because my basement is still dark
Why laws forbids hoes from owning stocks in condom makers?
Answer: insider trading
Whats the diffrances between a drug dealer and a prostitute?
A prostitute can wash its crack and sell in agian
What is the difference between giving money to a prostitute and giving money to a church? a prostitute won't tell you that it is more blessed to give than it is to received
What do you call a Russian Prostitute? Slobadown Mycockyoubitch
What does JFK’s killer and a prostitute have in common? “They both blow heads”.
How can you compare a gay prostitute to Pacman?
They both get paid to eat 200 balls!!
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a Twinkie?
Nothing. They both squirt their white stuff when you eat it.
prostitutes love their job's their always having a blast
What is similar about the feelings of a girl's birth daddy and her new pimp daddy?
They both worry about how she will turn out!
What ya call a legless prostitute in a strawberry field a jammy cunt
What’s the worst part about a dead prostitute
You end up doing all the work
Being a hooker shouldn't be illegal. It's like having an Airbnb for your dick.
Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?
A: The Blackhole
My friend jokingly confessed to me she did prostitution. (Consentual)
She wasn't joking. :0
We are 15....
What do you call a prostitute weed dealer? A pot-hole
What is the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?
A prostitute can wash their crack and resell it.
What did the hooker say when she found out the cash she was paid with for services rendered was counterfeit?
I've been raped