Prostitution Jokes

How can you compare a gay prostitute to Pacman?

They both get paid to eat 200 balls!!

What does JFK’s killer and a prostitute have in common? “They both blow heads”.

Everyone tells me I need to stop making prostitute jokes. I guess they're whoreibble

What do call a male prostitute in a bar... Handy Andy

My friend jokingly confessed to me she did prostitution. (Consentual)

She wasn't joking. :0

We are 15....

My gf left me for spending my own money I buy this bitch thousands upon thousands of dollars worth of stuff but I spend 100 dollars on a prostitute she leaves me

How many dead hooker's does it take to change a light bulb? Definitely not 13, because my basement is still dark

Why laws forbids hoes from owning stocks in condom makers?

Answer: insider trading

Whats the diffrances between a drug dealer and a prostitute?

A prostitute can wash its crack and sell in agian

this ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road and she started gaging on it a lil and he said oh yeah baby you like that big dick don't ya and she oh baby its not that, ya asshole stinks

What’s the difference between a epileptic corn shucker and a prostitute with diarrhea ? The epileptic corn shucker “shucks between fits”...

What is the difference between giving money to a prostitute and giving money to a church? a prostitute won't tell you that it is more blessed to give than it is to received

What is the difference between a feminist and a female prostitute? if you want a female prostitute to be a bitch you have to give her money first

Did you hear about the blind prostitute? Well, you gotta hand it to her.

What ya call a legless prostitute in a strawberry field a jammy cunt

What present can a pimp always buy his hoes to both show how much he thinks of them and know they can never get enough of?

Condoms!

What did the leper say to the prostitute?

Keep the tip.

Why did the pervert. Cross the road Cuz he was stuck to the chicken

prostitutes love their job's their always having a blast

A Good man deserves a queen who will pussy slide on his penis casually, frig him with her thighs like a prostitute, make him laugh like a homie, cook like his mama.