Prostitution Jokes

Why do prostitutes love servicing zombies? They always leave a tip.

What is the difference between giving money to a prostitute and giving money to a church? A prostitute won't tell you that it is more blessed to give than it is to receive.

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My gf left me for spending my own money I buy this bitch thousands upon thousands of dollars worth of stuff but I spend 100 dollars on a prostitute she leaves me

What’s the difference between a prostitute and a homeless shelter? You can shit a load inside of a prostitute but if you try it in a shelter you get arrested.

What do you call a school shooting survivor who grows up to be a prostitute on the West Coast?

A Sandy Hooker

What ya call a legless prostitute in a strawberry field a jammy cunt

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What’s the difference between a prostitute and a hockey player? A hockey player gets to shower after three periods.

What did the leper say to the prostitute?

Keep the tip.

What is the best part about Alabama prostitutes? Family comes first

How is having fun with a prostitute like bungee jumping?

You’re dead if the rubber breaks.

prostitutes love their job's their always having a blast

What is similar about the feelings of a girl's birth daddy and her new pimp daddy?

They both worry about how she will turn out!

Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?

A: The Blackhole

What do call a male prostitute in a bar... Handy Andy

If prostitution had a tax exempt status and if a adult book store had a tax exempt status because of a glory hole churches would have to do something else to keep their tax exempt status to avoid the risk of going out of business