Prostitution jokes
What’s the difference between a bullet and a prostitute? They both burst a barrel.
What do you call a school shooting survivor who grows up to be a prostitute on the West Coast?
A Sandy Hooker
Hookers are like drive-thrus; you tell them what you want, pay for your stuff, and leave.
What do you call a three humped camel?
A prostitute from New York.
What's a perfect example of poor management? A prostitute getting pregnant.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and cancer?
A prostitute can beat my dick any day, but a prostitute can’t beat cancer.
How can you compare a gay prostitute to Pacman?
They both get paid to eat 200 balls!
How many hookers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, cause they'll screw anything.
What's the difference between your job and a dead hooker?
Your job still sucks.
Did you hear about the blind prostitute?
Well, you gotta hand it to her.
What is the difference between a washing machine and a hooker?
I can put a load in the washing machine without it following me.
Why do prostitutes love servicing zombies? They always leave a tip.
What do you call an Asian prostitute?
Suck Mi Dong.
Who do you call in times of a marriage crisis?
A prostitute, because your wife fucking sucks.
What's the difference between a hooker and a mosquito?
The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
How does a prostitute make more than a drug dealer?
Because she can clean her crack and sell it again.
How many dead prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
More than three because the basement is still dark!
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.