Prostitution jokes

What do you call an Asian prostitute?

Suck Mi Dong.

Who do you call in times of a marriage crisis?

A prostitute, because your wife fucking sucks.

What's the difference between a hooker and a mosquito?

The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.

How does a prostitute make more than a drug dealer?

Because she can clean her crack and sell it again.

How many dead prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

More than three because the basement is still dark!

What did the leper say to the prostitute?

Keep the tip.