Prostitution jokes
What does a gay man that is a dumb blonde and who is a prostitute do after he sucks cock?
Spit out the feathers.
Rape is so outdated, but when you pay them money, it is a popular date!
Prostitutes remind me of chewese.
If prostitution had a tax-exempt status, and if an adult bookstore had a tax-exempt status because of a glory hole, churches would have to do something else to keep their tax-exempt status to avoid the risk of going out of business.
So my dad walks into a bar and there was a hooker and a child. I was with him and they both approached us and they said only £50 for head but it was a little weird that the child was talking to my dad and the hooker was talking to me. I was about to say something but my dad pushed me over and my friend's uncle killed my dad.
The kid was never seen again. Her name was Madeleine McCann. I think I'm the only one who knows where she is, but overall the head from the hooker was good.
Yo daddy so stupid, he went to the HO-tel to see some hoes.
what is the difference between a basement full of dead prostitutes and a bowling ball in the basement?
I don't bowl.
What's the difference between Jesus and a hooker?
The face you make when you nail them.
What is the best type of girl to fuck?
Homeless girls, because after, you can drop them off anywhere.
Man to woman: "Would you sleep with me for one million dollars?"
Woman: "Sure."
Man: "How about for ten dollars?"
Woman: "What do you think I am?"
Man: "We’ve already established what you are. All we’re doing is negotiating price."
What's the difference between a high street betting firm and a prostitute?
You can get on with a prostitute!
What do a fisherman and a prostitute have in common?
They're both hookers.
What commitment does a pimp make to each new hoe he turns out?
Answer: He will always be there for her after the break-in period.
When a military person dies, we shoot all night. When a drunkard dies, we drink all night. When a Christian dies, we pray all night. What if a prostitute dies? What should we do? Please tell me.
Want another joke? Look in the mirror.
A gay wizard went to a bar and disappeared with a poof!
What do ya call a legless prostitute in a strawberry field?
A jammy cunt.
What do you expect when you get out of a bar?
Your mom naked LOLOLOLOL.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack, then sell it again.
What's the difference between a screw and a hooker? You can't unscrew the hooker.