Prostitution jokes
What's the difference between Jesus and a hooker?
The face you make when you nail them.
What is the best type of girl to fuck?
Homeless girls, because after, you can drop them off anywhere.
Man to woman: "Would you sleep with me for one million dollars?"
Woman: "Sure."
Man: "How about for ten dollars?"
Woman: "What do you think I am?"
Man: "We’ve already established what you are. All we’re doing is negotiating price."
What's the difference between a high street betting firm and a prostitute?
You can get on with a prostitute!
What do a fisherman and a prostitute have in common?
They're both hookers.
What commitment does a pimp make to each new hoe he turns out?
Answer: He will always be there for her after the break-in period.
When a military person dies, we shoot all night. When a drunkard dies, we drink all night. When a Christian dies, we pray all night. What if a prostitute dies? What should we do? Please tell me.
Want another joke? Look in the mirror.
A gay wizard went to a bar and disappeared with a poof!
What do ya call a legless prostitute in a strawberry field?
A jammy cunt.
What do you expect when you get out of a bar?
Your mom naked LOLOLOLOL.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack, then sell it again.
What's the difference between a screw and a hooker? You can't unscrew the hooker.
Addicted, what did the drug dealer say to the dopewhore?
"Damn whore, you're not that addicted when you spread your legs open for any man. No wonder weed is more addicted than yo ass." Lol
A prostitute walks in the bar, and she goes up to the bartender and says, "I just made $100 and 5¢ sucking dick." The bartender says, "Who gave you the 5¢?" The prostitute says, "They all did!"
What did the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
"Beat it. We're closed."
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
What do you call a whore with a runny nose?
...Full!
What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs?
Cash and carry.
What’s the difference between an epileptic corn shucker and a prostitute with diarrhea?
The epileptic corn shucker “shucks between fits”...