A guy is bankrupt so he gives his son a duck and tells him to go sell it for as much as he can.so the kid goes on the street to sell the duck. A prostitute walks by and says I'll f--ck you for $10. The boy says I would but I don't have any money. She says ok I'll take the duck instead. He says ok so they go up stairs and f—ck. The prostitute says that's the best sex I've ever had. I'll give you the duck back and we can do it again. So they do and he gets the duck back. But when they go downstairs the duck gets hit by a car. And the guy that hit the duck feels so bad that he gives the kid $25. So when he gets home his father asks him why he looks so tired. The boy says well I got a f—ck for a duck, a duck for a f—ck, and $25 for a f—cked up fuck.
You gotta hand it to blind prostitutes.
One day whilst walking up a hill, Jack saw a prostitute named Jill. Jill was dressed in kinky, leather gear that made Jack really really horny. Jack who hadn't stuck it in for a few weeks was keen to ask this sexy young maiden how much she would charge. "1 buck for a suck, 2 buck for a fuck" she said as she stroked his ever hardening one-eyed snake. "Yeah, i'll have both of them" said Jack who was about to cum in his trousers. So Jill led Jack to behind the well, and they sucked and fucked for an hour. After that they both contracted AIDS, and died of it as they did not see a doctor. THE END
The virgin Mary wasn't a virgin she was a prostitute, God raped her
What’s the difference between a bullet, and a prostitute? They both burst a barrel.
What do you call a school shooting survivor who grows up to be a prostitute on the West Coast?
A Sandy Hooker
Hookers are like drive-thrus; you tell them what you want, pay for your stuff, and leave.
What do you call a three humped camel.
A prostitute from new york
What's a perfect example of poor management? A prostitute getting pregnant.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and cancer.
A prostitute can beat my d**k anyday, but a prostitute can’t beat cancer.
How can you compare a gay prostitute to Pacman?
They both get paid to eat 200 balls!!
Did you hear about the blind prostitute? Well, you gotta hand it to her.
Why do prostitutes love servicing zombies? They always leave a tip.
What Do You Call An Asian Prostitute?
Suck Mi Dong
Who do you call in times of a marriage crisis?
A prostitute, because your wife fucking sucks.
What's the difference between a hooker and a mosquito?
The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
How does a prostitute make more than a drug dealer?
Because she can clean her crack and sell it again.
How many dead prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
More than three because the basement is still dark!
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
