What do you expect when you get out of a bar?
Your mom naked LOLOLOLOL.
What’s the difference between an epileptic corn shucker and a prostitute with diarrhea?
The epileptic corn shucker “shucks between fits”...
What's the difference between a rooster and a prostitute?
The rooster says... "cock-a-doodle-doo." The prostitute says... "any cock will do."
In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?
They both worship on their knees. They are both creatures of habit. They both take vows of poverty and obedience. Once chosen, neither can leave the life. They both swallow their hosts.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer.
The prostitute can wash her “crack” and sell it again.
What do painters and prostitutes have in common?
They're both paid for a good finish.