Problem jokes
Have you ever heard of the stupid coyote? He got stuck in a trap, chewed off three of his legs, and was still stuck!
Why do mummies have trouble making friends?
Why doesn't Adele swim properly?
Because she's rolling in the deep. 🤽♂️
What do you get when you add 5 + 2 + 3 + 2 + 200 + 10?
Completely confuse you!
Q) What do you call Iron Man when he can't swim?
A) Robert Drowney Jr.
Biden: Shut up, Trump, disrespectful!
President: You are the one with the inappropriate hair touching, bro. 😎😎😎😎😎😎
Biden: -laughs hard because sloppy Joe can't do anything.
I once dated a math teacher. It turned out she was nothing but problems.
Why can’t you yell at a kid?
Because the cops are after you.
I'm not a chef, but boy, are these days getting harder and harder to get through.
Why can't homosexuals get car insurance?
They've been rear-ended too many times.
Why can't the T-Rex clap?
Because they're extinct!
What does a tornado need when it has multiple sclerosis?
A hurri-CANE.
"Fish, why you no fly?"
"I don't like being caught naked."
One man was very depressed because he lost everything. He lost his job. He lost his home, and he lost his wife. So he went lonely into the forest to grieve.
Suddenly, with his head raised up, he sees Santa Claus walking by. "Santa?" he asks. "Why are you early? It is not even Christmas?"
"Ho, ho. Don't worry about me. Let's worry about you instead," says Santa. "What is the problem, my friend?"
"I lost everything good in my life. I got fired from my job. My wife divorced me. I lost my house."
Santa: "I can help you. You can wish three things you want in life, and I'll give it to you."
Man: "My first wish is I want my house back."
Santa: "Done!"
Man: "My second wish is I want 1 million in cash in my bank account."
Santa: "Done!"
Man: "My third wish is I also want my job back!"
Santa: "Done, but before I actually give you those wishes, I have to hump you."
Man: "Okay. Let's do it."
So Santa Claus takes off his pants to hump the man.
After they are done humping, Santa asks the man: "How old are you?"
Man: "I am 35 years old."
Santa: "And still believe in Santa Claus??!! HOHOHOHO!!!"
Why doesn't China have a cricket team?
They always eat the bat.
When Ant-Man is the size of an atom, how can he breathe?
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because he switched WiFi routers from Sky to Virgin, so his computer lagged out.
Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.
Why can’t orphans ride bikes?
Because they don’t have parent supervision.
Suck tiny dick, now you have STD's.