Problem jokes
Why can’t orphans eat a big bag of chips?
They are family sized.
A man once went to a doctor because his leg was turning blue.
The doctor said that his leg had to be amputated as it was getting poisonous.
The man then got plastic prosthetics.
Next day even the prosthetics started turning blue.
After much examination, the doctor found that the patient's pants were shedding color.
Why can't antelopes get married?
Because they can't elope.
I am really hot, but I hate water. What am I?
A women's knitters group is having a meeting, and they are all pregnant. They all talk about their pregnancies.
One woman says, "I'm taking vitamin C so my baby has a healthy immune system."
Another knitter says, "I'm taking folic acid to help my baby's brain."
Finally, one woman says, "I'm taking Thalidomide!"
All the women turn to her and say, "Thalidomide! Don't you know your baby could be born without arms?"
The woman shrugs her shoulders and says, "I don't know how to knit arms."
My brother Taf likes to pee the bed.
Why can't an orphan make a YouTube channel?
'Cause they can't make it family friendly.
Pigeons can be annoying at times, especially when their bones get stuck in-between your teeth.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Today my toilet paper ran across the road, but it got stuck in the crack.
Why can’t an orphan get suspended or expelled from school? Because they need to contact parents.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is...
What is the difference between the human race and a leaky faucet?
Why do orphans not play sport?
Because they need parents' permission.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the WiFi password.
Why can't orphans cross roads?
They don't have a parent to hold hands with.
Orphan: I want to kill my parents.
Random kid: I don’t think you have the facilities to do that, big man.
Why was the orphan so bad at baseball?
He couldn't find home.
Are you a toaster? 'Cause I wanna take a bath with you.
Are you a knife? 'Cause you make me wanna KMS.
Are you a painting? 'Cause I hang you.
Are you the flu? 'Cause you make me wanna hurl.
Are you a newspaper? 'Cause you have new problems every day.
Are you the ground? 'Cause I'm six feet deep in you ;)
If you ever get mad, just hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?