Problem jokes
What did the screw say to the screw? We sure screwed things up!
A pirate walks into a tavern with a pirate ship attached to his nutty wuttys. It's driving me nuts!
A troll proceeds to pull out a desert eagle and shoot the pirate in the face. He makes a poggers face and says, "Problem??"
What do you say when the toilet is clogged?
Oh shit!
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
Your forehead is so long, even Einstein didn’t know how to cross it.
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
Parent Signature: _______
People named Aaron are annoying. Why have two A’s when you can have none? (Ron)
You're so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool because they're scared you'll drown in the kiddie pool.
Dwarf: pulls down the flap for the mirror.
Also dwarf: can’t see.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Answer: They don’t know where home is.
Why don't orphans play football?
They can't find home.
Why was the math book so sad? Because it was filled with problems.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why did Alice from Wonderland get her butt stuck in the rabbit hole at first? Because she probably ate too many hamburgers and drank too much wine just out of nowhere, then told her butt to hold it in before more food pops out.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to Hell?
He couldn't get up the stairway to Heaven.
When you realize the shuttle blew up.
Then you realize you're on the shuttle.
Why doesn't Barbie ever get pregnant? Because Ken comes in a different box!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Have you ever heard of the stupid coyote? He got stuck in a trap, chewed off three of his legs, and was still stuck!
Why do mummies have trouble making friends?