Problem jokes
Why do dwarfs hate fast food restaurants? Cause most of them have medium and large.
Why did the orphan not get service at the restaurant?
Because it was a family restaurant!
What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.
Name something an orphan can't do?
Go cry to their mommy.
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting.
Feed the hungry with the hungry. It solves world hunger and overpopulation at once!
In America, you work on a plantation.
In Soviet Russia, the plantation works on you!
So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
Why do orphans hate baseball so much?
Because they can't run home.
Zion is so fat that his dick can't even fit in his wife's pussy.
Zion's so fat, when he walks, he breaks his mama's back.
Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
Orphans must hate 2020 because you need a home to homeschool.
Yo mama so fat when she step on a scale it say, "To be continued..."
Why was Liverpool the worst bespoke? Rio supports it, hahah!
An orphan girl wanted a family so she was raped until pregnant. Problem solved.
Why did Stephan Hawking not turn up to the meeting?
His internet connection ran out.
Emo: Phone die.
Emo: Why not me? ;(
If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.
TV: SCHOOL SHOOTING 13 DIED.
Father: Guns cause all these problems!
Kid playing FNAF security breach *bang* *Bang*
Kid: WOLF PU&EY WOLF PU^$Y WOLF PU*#Y