Probability jokes

How can you tell that a woman cannot fit through a vent because she got pregnant from a baby elephant? Ain't no telling who's in better shape, the elephant or the woman. I guess it's probably Weight Watchers.

Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit.

We got Spider-Man Homecoming, Spider-Man Far from Home, then Spider-Man No Way Home, considering society’s current state and how shitty 2023 is, the next movie is probably gonna be Spider-Man Homosexual.

I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.

My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.

You're so fat you probably apply sunscreen with a paint roller.

9/11 was probably just a woman pilot.

Doctor: You have cancer.

Patient: Will I survive?

Doctor: Probably not.

Why is the ocean so salty? Probably because the land doesn't wave back.

10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.

You can't convince me otherwise.

I have a saying. Whenever you find a sink, there's probably a dead baby inside it...

Have you ever been to the ocean? Well, the smokers out there probably only seaweed!

I would make a joke about short people, but they probably couldn't hear it.

What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly? They get coal. Why coal, you're probably saying, because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds.

There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”

Hey, what's your age, Jordan? Probably 5 years old.

Wanna hear a paper joke? You know what, probably not because it’s TEAR-able! :/

I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.

And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.

It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.

The best news about a pretty girl with special needs is that you can get her to do exactly what you want her to do.

I mean, she probably thinks receiving oral is like 100% blood sausage coming right at her.

What goes up but never comes down? Your age. You have probably heard this joke before.

I should probably stop making emo jokes.

They just don't seem to cut it anymore.