Probability jokes

What's the hardest part about sex with a Thai girl?

Her, probably.

What are the odds of you being in a relationship that is going on in the next few months?

If you need to squint to read this...

You probably need glasses.

Congratulations! 10 years+ record of hide and seek with your parents, and they're still hiding!

They hide so well, they probably forgot about you. Mwah. <3

Who discovered shrimp were edible?

Probably the same one who invented the blowjob.

How can you tell that a woman cannot fit through a vent because she got pregnant from a baby elephant? Ain't no telling who's in better shape, the elephant or the woman. I guess it's probably Weight Watchers.

Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit.

We got Spider-Man Homecoming, Spider-Man Far from Home, then Spider-Man No Way Home, considering society’s current state and how shitty 2023 is, the next movie is probably gonna be Spider-Man Homosexual.

10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.

You can't convince me otherwise.

Why is the ocean so salty? Probably because the land doesn't wave back.

9/11 was probably just a woman pilot.

Doctor: You have cancer.

Patient: Will I survive?

Doctor: Probably not.

You're so fat you probably apply sunscreen with a paint roller.

I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.

My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.

Guess what my plans are for the weekend? Suing the NYCDOE for blocking (probably) WEBTOONS.com.

Have you ever been to the ocean? Well, the smokers out there probably only seaweed!

I have a saying. Whenever you find a sink, there's probably a dead baby inside it...

I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.

What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly? They get coal. Why coal, you're probably saying, because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds.

I would make a joke about short people, but they probably couldn't hear it.