Who discovered shrimp were edible?
Probably the same one who invented the blowjob.
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit.
We got Spider-Man Homecoming, Spider-Man Far from Home, then Spider-Man No Way Home, considering society’s current state and how shitty 2023 is, the next movie is probably gonna be Spider-Man Homosexual.
Why is the ocean so salty? Probably because the land doesn't wave back.
I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11 My dad died to it, he was a great piolet
10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.
You can't convince me otherwise.
I have a saying. Whenever you find a sink, there's probably a dead baby inside it...
Have you ever been to the ocean? Well, the smokers out there probably only seaweed!
You're so fat you probably apply sunscreen with a paint roller.
9/11 was probably just a woman pilot.
Doctor: You have cancer.
Patient: Will I survive?
Doctor: Probably not.
Wanna hear a paper joke? You know what, probably not because it’s TEAR-able. :/
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore. And if I tried it would probably crash and burn. It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
Hey, what's your age, Jordan? Probably 5 years old.
What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly? They get coal. Why coal, you're probably saying, because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds.
I would make a joke about short people, but they probably couldn't hear it.
There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”
I should probably stop making emo jokes.
They just don't seem to cut it anymore.
My friend was getting bullied so I went over and asked him to stop. It went a little bit like this:
Me: Dude, leave her alone. Him: Beat it, b*tch. *lots of arguing and swearing* Me: Ya know! The smartest thing that ever came outta your mouth was probably a penis. Him: *walks away*
Why do people think Mozart was autistic?
Because he was probably retarded.
