You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.
to RANDYYYY,
hi randy this is ALYA i dont want. to fight with you if your an orphan and you do know about your past you probably get sad right? well these jokes just bring up the bad times up for me.
-ALYA with love
the romans conquered Africa,the conquered Europe, they conquered Britain. then they stopped probably ran out of conkers
So this guy thought he was funny by pissing on the floor and not in the urnel......Later on I guess some kid ran into the bathroom because well he probably had to go but yeah he slipped and fell and hit his head on the urnel so all in all it was a pretty good prank on his part
What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up! They’d probably get shellshocked wasn’t it all eggcelent Ok Ok I’m headed for the egg it. Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.
i always say no to drugs but considering that im talking to them rn i probably already said yes
me: i have a arrow in my head
my friend: whats the point of that
me: of the arrow
friend: NO
Me; PROBABLY THE FLINT
Your fat. Don't sugar coat it because you would probably eat that to.
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It's some weird number. You probably never heard of it.
"Why do people call Americans excessive?"
"It was probably because of WWII."
"Oh you mean the war where America responded to the destruction of several ships and a harbor and the deaths of little over a thousand by completely flattening two cities and killing hundreds of thousands of people?"
(This format is probably easier to read)
-Dude, What is your favorite rapper?
-He is very cold blooded
-Why?
-He is Ice Cube
Mohamed Atta would probably be pretty mad at these posts
My newly wed wife is a porn star. She would probably kill me if she found out.
If you're ever bored, jump on Vedanta, what is he going to do, tell his parents? (he probably will)
One afternoon, a man was walking to a bar after work. Across the street, an Irish nun stood there waving her arms at the man. "Look at this poor drunkard! The Lord does not love him! He will be sent to Hell!" the nun shouted. The man walked over to the nun. "Hey! I had a hard day at work! I was going to get ONE beer! Have you ever even tried a drink before?" the man asked. The nun looked down and shook her head. "Well, if you tried it, you would probably like it! Would you want to try something?" the man asked. The nun replied, "Okay, only one thing." "What would you like?" asked the man. He offered her beer and whiskey, but she declined. "How about a little gin?" the man concluded. "Okay, sure. But, can you ask them to put it in a mug so people don't see what I'm drinking?" asked the nun. "Fine," the man walks into the bar and waves to the bartender. "Hey, can I have a bottle of beer and a bit of gin? Also, can that be in a mug?" asked the man. The bartender looked up, with fury in his eyes. "Don't tell me that damn nun is out there again!" the bartender said.
People always often say to someone who are thinking about suicide that's the easy way out don't give up all I say is I'm not giving up just I'm giving in and does it really seem like it's the easiest way out I don't think so it's probably the hardest if you ask me,or I would have done it already, but someone's got to do it
Did you just farting a minute ago in the dumpster? I can tell you probably have a mud burrito for breakfast.
