Probability jokes
1. Your face is so ugly, I thought it was deformed. It probably was anyways.
2. Even if Donald Trump had time to build a wall, it was probably so you won't squish us with your fatass.
If someone says your face is deformed, just say that's what happens when I look at you.
Welcome.
The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them "mommy" or "daddy."
What's the hardest part about sex with a Thai girl?
Her, probably.
What are the odds of you being in a relationship that is going on in the next few months?
If you need to squint to read this...
You probably need glasses.
How can you tell that a woman cannot fit through a vent because she got pregnant from a baby elephant? Ain't no telling who's in better shape, the elephant or the woman. I guess it's probably Weight Watchers.
Who discovered shrimp were edible?
Probably the same one who invented the blowjob.
Congratulations! 10 years+ record of hide and seek with your parents, and they're still hiding!
They hide so well, they probably forgot about you. Mwah. <3
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit.
If Joe Biden was on stage and he heard gunshots, he probably would’ve thought it was the ice cream truck.
We got Spider-Man Homecoming, Spider-Man Far from Home, then Spider-Man No Way Home, considering society’s current state and how shitty 2023 is, the next movie is probably gonna be Spider-Man Homosexual.
You're so fat you probably apply sunscreen with a paint roller.
9/11 was probably just a woman pilot.
Doctor: You have cancer.
Patient: Will I survive?
Doctor: Probably not.
Guess what my plans are for the weekend? Suing the NYCDOE for blocking (probably) WEBTOONS.com.
I have a saying. Whenever you find a sink, there's probably a dead baby inside it...
Have you ever been to the ocean? Well, the smokers out there probably only seaweed!
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.
I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.
My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.
Why is the ocean so salty? Probably because the land doesn't wave back.