Probability jokes

A dog walked into a tavern and said, “I can’t see a thing. I’ll open this one.” The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.

You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.

Well, I didn’t get as high as I wanted to, but I’m high enough that if I fall I’d probably break something.

Hi Alex, you will probably not see this till the morning, but I just wanted to say I have had fun since you were here. Also, thank you so much for protecting me and being there for me. And yeah, have a good day!

My ex was so full of shit, she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.

"Why do people call Americans excessive?"

"It was probably because of WWII."

"Oh, you mean the war where America responded to the destruction of several ships and a harbor and the deaths of a little over a thousand by completely flattening two cities and killing hundreds of thousands of people?"

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What is the first thing you would do if you woke up as a woman?

"Probably the dishes."

10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.

You can't convince me otherwise.

Fun fact: If you're an orphan, you probably don't know your parents.

He probably picks hair off his dad’s dick, then probably puts it in his hair.

America get pranked lol.

Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.

Oh wait...

I remember asking my mum: "What's a couple?"

She replied, "Two or three."

Which probably explains her collapsed marriage.

Well on the positive side: the Mexicans will probably want to pay for, and build, that wall at this point! Maybe the Canadians as well; two free walls!

I'd make a joke about Noble Gases, but I probably wouldn't get much of a reaction.

I can tell you an airplane joke, but it will probably fly over your head.

I love to have sex. And my name is Lex. Which one should I be with next? I really hate my ex. I just saw a huge T Rex, And I think you probably saw this text.

Welcome for the rhyme.

What is black and white?

Probably Mexican history.

Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

Have I told you the joke about the airplane? Ah, forget it, it probably just went over your head.