have i told you the joke about the airplane, ah, forget it, it probably just went over your head
Orphan: Shooting gun at shooting range, "I'm out of bullets, got a magazine?" Guy: that's probably because your S I N G L E
1.Your face is so ugly i thought it was deformed it probably was anyways 2.even if donald trump had time to build a wall it was probably so you won't squish us with you fatass. if someone says your face is deformed just say thats what happens when i look at you. welcome
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The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them mommy or daddy.
What's the hardest part about sex with a thai girl?
Her, probably
if you need to squint to read this... you probably need glasses
Congratulations! 10 years+ record of hide and seek with your parents and they're still hiding! :) They hide so well, they probably forgot about you. Mwah. <3
How can you tell that a woman cannot fit through a vent because she got pregnant from a baby elephant ain't no telling who" in better shape the elephant or the woman i guess it's probably weight watchers.
love is like a fart if you have to force it, it's probably shit.
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I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11 My dad died to it, he was a great piolet
9/11 was probably just a women pilot
you're so fat you probably apply sunscreen with a paint roller
Have you ever been to the ocean? Well, the smokers out there probably only seaweed!
I have a saying. Whenever you find a sink, there's probably a dead baby inside it...
Why is the ocean so salty? Probably because the land doesn't wave back.
10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11. You can't convince me otherwise.
I should probably stop making emo jokes. They just don't seem to cut it anymore.
I would make a joke about short people but they probably couldn't hear it
