Probability

Probability jokes

Marriage

I remember asking my mum: "What's a couple?"

She replied, "Two or three."

Which probably explains her collapsed marriage.

Wall

Well on the positive side: the Mexicans will probably want to pay for, and build, that wall at this point! Maybe the Canadians as well; two free walls!

Joe Biden

If Joe Biden was on stage and he heard gunshots, he probably would’ve thought it was the ice cream truck.

Tower

America get pranked lol.

Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.

Oh wait...

Hair

He probably picks hair off his dad’s dick, then probably puts it in his hair.

Rhyme

I love to have sex. And my name is Lex. Which one should I be with next? I really hate my ex. I just saw a huge T Rex, And I think you probably saw this text.

Welcome for the rhyme.

Gas

I'd make a joke about Noble Gases, but I probably wouldn't get much of a reaction.

Momma

Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

Airplane

Have I told you the joke about the airplane? Ah, forget it, it probably just went over your head.

Orphan

Orphan: Shooting gun at shooting range, "I'm out of bullets, got a magazine?"

Guy: That's probably because you're single.

Face

1. Your face is so ugly, I thought it was deformed. It probably was anyways.

2. Even if Donald Trump had time to build a wall, it was probably so you won't squish us with your fatass.

If someone says your face is deformed, just say that's what happens when I look at you.

Welcome.

Orphan

The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them "mommy" or "daddy."

Sex

What's the hardest part about sex with a Thai girl?

Her, probably.

Adoption

Congratulations! 10 years+ record of hide and seek with your parents, and they're still hiding!

They hide so well, they probably forgot about you. Mwah. <3

Blowjob

Who discovered shrimp were edible?

Probably the same one who invented the blowjob.