Probability jokes

What did the hematologist say when his Canadian patient wrote that he's blood type "eh"? "Ah, probably just go with blood typo!"

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I remember asking my mum: "What's a couple?"

She replied, "Two or three."

Which probably explains her collapsed marriage.

Well on the positive side: the Mexicans will probably want to pay for, and build, that wall at this point! Maybe the Canadians as well; two free walls!

If Joe Biden was on stage and he heard gunshots, he probably would’ve thought it was the ice cream truck.

America get pranked lol.

Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.

Oh wait...

He probably picks hair off his dad’s dick, then probably puts it in his hair.

Fun fact: If you're an orphan, you probably don't know your parents.

I love to have sex. And my name is Lex. Which one should I be with next? I really hate my ex. I just saw a huge T Rex, And I think you probably saw this text.

Welcome for the rhyme.

I can tell you an airplane joke, but it will probably fly over your head.

I'd make a joke about Noble Gases, but I probably wouldn't get much of a reaction.

What is black and white?

Probably Mexican history.

Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

Have I told you the joke about the airplane? Ah, forget it, it probably just went over your head.

Orphan: Shooting gun at shooting range, "I'm out of bullets, got a magazine?"

Guy: That's probably because you're single.

1. Your face is so ugly, I thought it was deformed. It probably was anyways.

2. Even if Donald Trump had time to build a wall, it was probably so you won't squish us with your fatass.

If someone says your face is deformed, just say that's what happens when I look at you.

Welcome.

The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them "mommy" or "daddy."

What's the hardest part about sex with a Thai girl?

Her, probably.

What are the odds of you being in a relationship that is going on in the next few months?

If you need to squint to read this...

You probably need glasses.