Probability jokes

Hi Alex, you will probably not see this till the morning, but I just wanted to say I have had fun since you were here. Also, thank you so much for protecting me and being there for me. And yeah, have a good day!

My ex was so full of shit, she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.

Well, I didn’t get as high as I wanted to, but I’m high enough that if I fall I’d probably break something.

“Which tool,” Andrea Bocelli asks Chris Doemges, “fits best in the mailbox?”

Doemges: “Probably the flathead screwdriver!”

I should probably stop making jokes about bulimia. They just leave a bad taste in my mouth.

Ol' Mate Shane Warne has sadly passed away. He was probably Australia's Greatest Ever Cricketer. RIP Ol' Mate Warney, died doing what you loved, having gay sex with men and doing cocaine! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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What is the first thing you would do if you woke up as a woman?

"Probably the dishes."

10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.

You can't convince me otherwise.

America get pranked lol.

Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.

Oh wait...

If Joe Biden was on stage and he heard gunshots, he probably would’ve thought it was the ice cream truck.

He probably picks hair off his dad’s dick, then probably puts it in his hair.

I remember asking my mum: "What's a couple?"

She replied, "Two or three."

Which probably explains her collapsed marriage.

Well on the positive side: the Mexicans will probably want to pay for, and build, that wall at this point! Maybe the Canadians as well; two free walls!

Fun fact: If you're an orphan, you probably don't know your parents.

I love to have sex. And my name is Lex. Which one should I be with next? I really hate my ex. I just saw a huge T Rex, And I think you probably saw this text.

Welcome for the rhyme.

I can tell you an airplane joke, but it will probably fly over your head.

I'd make a joke about Noble Gases, but I probably wouldn't get much of a reaction.

What is black and white?

Probably Mexican history.

Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

Have I told you the joke about the airplane? Ah, forget it, it probably just went over your head.