Probability jokes
Fun fact: If you're an orphan, you probably don't know your parents.
Roses are red, violets are not, everyone at Grant High School is probably a thot.
The sexual shout "Yes Daddy" probably originated in Alabama.
If you're ever bored, jump on Vedanta, what is he going to do, tell his parents? (He probably will.)
Daddy bear said, "Somebody's been sleeping in my bed!"
Mummy bear said, "It was probably your whore, Linda!"
So I heard Kenny's mom got moved to a nursing home.
He'll probably leave her alone now.
He doesn't eat vegetables.
You're probably getting tired of these gravity jokes... but I keep falling for them every time.
He probably picks hair off his dad’s dick, then probably puts it in his hair.
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit.
My new girlfriend is a porn star. She would probably kill me if she found out.
I have a saying. Whenever you find a sink, there's probably a dead baby inside it...
Imagine the Russians showing up late to the 1917 revolution with a Tsarbucks in hand. They were late, so I guess they weren't Russian. They were probably Stalin.
Why does Sans like puns so much? Probably because he finds them humorous.
Broccoli is like anal sex.
If you're forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.
- Dude, what is your favorite rapper?
- He is very cold-blooded.
- Why?
- He is Ice Cube.
Friend: Why don't you cut your hair?
Me: Dunno, but I'll probably cut my wrists first.
The reason Stephen Hawkings died is probably because he fell off his wheelchair, and he must've pressed shut down by accident.
I'd make a joke about Noble Gases, but I probably wouldn't get much of a reaction.
"Why do people call Americans excessive?"
"It was probably because of WWII."
"Oh, you mean the war where America responded to the destruction of several ships and a harbor and the deaths of a little over a thousand by completely flattening two cities and killing hundreds of thousands of people?"
You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. For example, if she's holding a gun, she's probably angry.