Probability jokes
*At A Funeral For Someone Who Jumped Off A Building* Victim's Mom: "I wonder what was the last thing that went through his head..."
Me: "Honestly... Probably his ass."
What is black and white?
Probably Mexican history.
Were you born on a highway? Because that's where accidents mostly happen.
Have you ever been to the ocean? Well, the smokers out there probably only seaweed!
I did so much research that I got bone-tired from doing this, tibia honest. You probably didn't find that humerus. I got a skeleton of these puns. I guess I could learn a femur puns. I was wondering if the creators of this site could talus how they come up with puns or maybe give some advice? I'm only 14 years old.
Orphan: Shooting gun at shooting range, "I'm out of bullets, got a magazine?"
Guy: That's probably because you're single.
What did the hematologist say when his Canadian patient wrote that he's blood type "eh"? "Ah, probably just go with blood typo!"
Fun fact: If you're an orphan, you probably don't know your parents.
Roses are red, violets are not, everyone at Grant High School is probably a thot.
The sexual shout "Yes Daddy" probably originated in Alabama.
If you're ever bored, jump on Vedanta, what is he going to do, tell his parents? (He probably will.)
Daddy bear said, "Somebody's been sleeping in my bed!"
Mummy bear said, "It was probably your whore, Linda!"
So I heard Kenny's mom got moved to a nursing home.
He'll probably leave her alone now.
He doesn't eat vegetables.
You're probably getting tired of these gravity jokes... but I keep falling for them every time.
He probably picks hair off his dad’s dick, then probably puts it in his hair.
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit.
My new girlfriend is a porn star. She would probably kill me if she found out.
I have a saying. Whenever you find a sink, there's probably a dead baby inside it...
Imagine the Russians showing up late to the 1917 revolution with a Tsarbucks in hand. They were late, so I guess they weren't Russian. They were probably Stalin.
Why does Sans like puns so much? Probably because he finds them humorous.