Orphan boy: "Your dad is probably disappointed in you. I mean, look at you."
Me: "Well, at least my parents kept me. Where are yours?"
What does a freshly pregnant teen and her baby share?
They both think "Mom's probably going to kill me"
Heterosexual sodomy is like religion. If you were forced to accept it when you were younger, you probably would not like it when you become an adult.
Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a female. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.
What's the hardest part about sex with a thai girl?
Her, probably
cancer isnt real its probably special affects
1.Your face is so ugly i thought it was deformed it probably was anyways 2.even if donald trump had time to build a wall it was probably so you won't squish us with you fatass. if someone says your face is deformed just say thats what happens when i look at you. welcome
Getting murdered by someone is probably the most intimate experience I'll ever have.
I once had a cat that reminded me of Doug Ford. Fat, mean and probably inbred.
*At A Funeral For Someone Who Jumped Off A Building* Victims Mom: "I wonder what was the last thing that went through his head..." Me: "Honestly...Probably his ass."
What is black and white? Probably Mexican History
Have you ever been to the ocean? Well, the smokers out there probably only seaweed!
I did so much research that I got BONE-tired from doing this TIBIA honest. You probably didn’t find that HUMERUS. I got a SKELETON of these puns. I guess i could learn a FEMUR puns. I was wondering if the the creators of this site could TALUS how they come up with puns or maybe give some advice? I'm only 14 years-old.
Orphan: Shooting gun at shooting range, "I'm out of bullets, got a magazine?" Guy: that's probably because your S I N G L E
What did the hematologist say when his Canadian patient wrote that he's blood type "eh"? "Ah, probably just go with blood typo"
fun fact if your an orphan you probably dont know your parent
Roses are red, violets are not, everyone at Grant high school is probably a thot.
The sexual shout "Yes Daddy" probably originated in Alabama.
If you're ever bored, jump on Vedanta, what is he going to do, tell his parents? (he probably will)
Daddy bear said, "Somebody's been sleeping in my bed". Mummy bear said, "It was probably your whore Linda".
