Heterosexual sodomy is like religion. If you were forced to accept it when you were younger, you probably would not like it when you become an adult.
Probability Jokes
Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a female. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.
What's the hardest part about sex with a Thai girl?
Her, probably.
"Cancer isn't real. It's probably special effects."
1. Your face is so ugly, I thought it was deformed. It probably was anyways.
2. Even if Donald Trump had time to build a wall, it was probably so you won't squish us with your fatass.
If someone says your face is deformed, just say that's what happens when I look at you.
Welcome.
Getting murdered by someone is probably the most intimate experience I'll ever have.
I once had a cat that reminded me of Doug Ford.
Fat, mean, and probably inbred.
*At A Funeral For Someone Who Jumped Off A Building* Victim's Mom: "I wonder what was the last thing that went through his head..."
Me: "Honestly... Probably his ass."
What is black and white?
Probably Mexican history.
Were you born on a highway? Because that's where accidents mostly happen.
Have you ever been to the ocean? Well, the smokers out there probably only seaweed!
I did so much research that I got bone-tired from doing this, tibia honest. You probably didn't find that humerus. I got a skeleton of these puns. I guess I could learn a femur puns. I was wondering if the creators of this site could talus how they come up with puns or maybe give some advice? I'm only 14 years old.
Orphan: Shooting gun at shooting range, "I'm out of bullets, got a magazine?"
Guy: That's probably because you're single.
What did the hematologist say when his Canadian patient wrote that he's blood type "eh"? "Ah, probably just go with blood typo!"
Fun fact: If you're an orphan, you probably don't know your parents.
Roses are red, violets are not, everyone at Grant High School is probably a thot.
The sexual shout "Yes Daddy" probably originated in Alabama.
If you're ever bored, jump on Vedanta, what is he going to do, tell his parents? (He probably will.)
Daddy bear said, "Somebody's been sleeping in my bed!"
Mummy bear said, "It was probably your whore, Linda!"
So I heard Kenny's mom got moved to a nursing home.
He'll probably leave her alone now.
He doesn't eat vegetables.
