I love going to church to get closer to god, but my least favorite part of church has to be touching the priest’s penis
Two priests walk into a store and cops come up to them and say they’re looking for a child molester and the priests both say I’ll do it
A young boy is stood on the top of a cliff crying. A priest approaches and says, "Why are you crying my son?" "My parents just crashed the car off the cliff and died." "It's just not your day today is it?" Said the priest, unbuttoning his flies.
"A priest, an imam, and a rabbit walk into a clinic to donate blood. The rabbit turns to the nurse and says, 'I think I'm a Type-O.'"
Why can't you make jokes about catholic priest?
Because they blow up in your face.
A priest asks a nun if she has slept with anyone and the nun says yes a fucking hot girl
My priest asked if anyone had any questions or anything interesting they wanted to say
So I raised my hand, he said why don’t you tell everyone what you have to say.
In front of the whole church I said did not know Jesus Christ was the first scarecrow.
What do you call a priest who became a singer Michael Jackson
What would throw between a priest and a nun a bottle of whiskey
What's the difference between a penis and the bible? Nothing, the priest shoved them both down my throat.
how do you know you've found a priest? when little Timmy is glued to his crotch
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.
The rabbit says, "I think I'm a type-o"
I recently learned that churches won’t let trans men become priests because they don’t consider transMEN as men which is rather confusing to me. As a Jew I don’t know very much about Christianity but from what I’ve heard- don’t priests love little boys?
Why was baptism invented?
How else was a priest supposed to clean his sex toys?
Why is the bible like a penis You get it forced down your throat by a priest
what do you call a priest that graduated from law school
father in law
Q: What's the difference between LeBron James and a priest?
A: The size of balls they play with.
what do a priest and a pedo nothing they both like kids.
One day, a preist and a nun went to play golf together. In the first shot, the preist missed his shot and said “Fuck I missed it.” The nun replied “Hey you should not curse.” In the second shot, the preist missed his shot again and said “Fuck I missed again.” The nun replied “Hey stop swearing, or else god will punish you.” In the next shot, the preist missed once again. He shouted “Fuck this, this game is bullshit.” The nun replied “Enough! God is definitely going to punish you anytime.” Suddenly, a thunderbolt stroke the nun and killed her, the clouds separated from the sky and there was a voice in the sky saying “Oh fuck I missed.”
How do men like their women? Striped
How does priest like their children? Clean
Why are most orphans strippers? they want to call someone mommy or daddy
What is the difference between stripper and candy? none. but they like it when you take the wrapper off
