A priest and a nun are traveling across the desert on a camel, and when all of a sudden the camel dies. They’re in the middle of the desert with no hope of rescue when that night the priest thinks to himself that he can’t die a virgin. He looks over at the nun and pulls out his penis. The nun says, "Father, what is that?" He says, "This, sister, is the wand of life." The nun says, "Good, now go stick it in that camel's ass and let’s get the hell out of here!"
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Why did the pope drink horse piss? Because a priest asked him what would he do for a Klondike bar? 🤪 😜
What do you call a priest in a room full of naked boys?
A colonoscopy.
Why is that kid walking like that? Oh, he's an alter boy.
Why do Catholic priests suck on the cock of a young boy in his parish?
Because it tastes like a Vienna sausage.
How much pussy does a priest get? None.
What does a priest and a wristwatch have in common? They both start at 12.
What did the priest say to the Muslim? Wazza!
What do you get when you cross a bisexual male that is a catholic priest and a christian police officer that is a bisexual male and a born again homophobic heteroflexable male that is a christian nationalist who is in the closet a gay man that needs to be force out of the closet by any means necessary?
What does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common? They both ask people, "Where's the meat?"
Why does a penis taste like octopus 🐙?
Stupid question 😒 🙄 even the catholic church ⛪ 🙏 knows that one.
Friend: Ooo, I see Jessica.
Me: Nice.
Friend: She got some red on her shirt.
Me: Yeah, that's where the Titanic hit her :///
What do you call a reverse exorsism. It's where a demon pulls a priest out of a child
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A priest and Rabbi run out of the orphanage.
Priest: "How the hell did that fire start?"
Rabbi: "I don't know, but what about the children?"
Priest: "Fuck the children."
Rabbi: "Do we have time?"
Priest: "There's always time for something like that."
Priest
Why do I call my priest daddy?
Because he raped my mom when she was 13. She's 27 now.
What's the difference between a drill and a priest?
Nothing, they both like screwing stuff!
Why do orphans like going to church?
Because they actually get to say "father" for once.
