Why is that kid walking like that? Oh, he's an alter boy.
Why do catholic priest suck on the cock of a young boy in his parish? because it taste like a vienna sausage
How much pussy does a priest get? None.
What does a priest and a wristwatch have in common? They both start at 12.
what did the priest say to the muslim. wzaa
What do you get when you cross a bisexual male that is a catholic priest and a christian police officer that is a bisexual male and a born again homophobic heteroflexable male that is a christian nationalist who is in the closet a gay man that needs to be force out of the closet by any means necessary?
what does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common they both ask people "WHERES THE MEAT!"
Why does a penis tastes like octopus 🐙 stupid question 😒 🙄 even the catholic church ⛪ 🙏 knows that one
Friend: ooo I see Jessica Me: nice Friend: she got some red on her shirt Me: ye thats where the titanic hit her :///
What do you call a reverse exorsism. It's where a demon pulls a priest out of a child
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A priest and Rabbi run out of the orphanage
Priest: How the hell did that fire start Rabbi: I don't know but what about the children? Priest: Fuck the children Rabbi: Do we have time? Priest: There's always time for something like that.
Priest
Why do I call my priest daddy
Because he raped my mom when she was 13
She's 27 now
What's the difference between a drill and a priest? Nothing they both like screwing stuff!
Why do orphan like going to church. Bc that actually get to say father for once
When u go to the priests basement u will always find the popes body and his children in the corner of the room
Three guys are walking in a bar. A priest, a paedophile, and a rapist. That was just the first guy.
Whats the difference between axne and a priest??
1 waits till your 13 to come on your face
