What has 2 legs and loves to play with little kids? The local priest.
The existence of the word "priest" implies the existence of "prier" and "pri"
A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat and the priest says bad boys and then his friend says what Kibab do you want and the priest says bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do
We are coming out with a whopper that is similar to a priest cause it has also has its meat between 5 yr buns
what do you call a priest meeting his illegal children
a holy CUMmunion
What did the racist catholic priest say?
Martin Luther not my king.
What's a priest's favorite toy?
A mute little boy.
Apparently, as a 4-year-old, Hitler was saved from drowning in the river Passau by a local priest.
Goes to show once more that a lot of problems would be solved if priests could just keep their hands off kids.
What's a little white dot on a priest's dick? A baby tooth
a Priest says to me come up my child then i said do i know you because your not my father
Why do Roman Catholics have so many kids?
So there’s more for the Priest.
I accidentally suck my own‘s ball sack
If u look at this joke you going to meet a Catholic priest tomorrow
Priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube... priest asks what are you guys doing the boys answer the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on
A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, “Is this some kind of joke
HEY KIDS ARE YOU READY FOR FAPTISIM
A priest and a rabbi were hanging out at a playground. The priest waves to a kid to come over and tells the rabbi, "Let's screw this kid." The rabbi looks confused and asks, "Out of what??"
A Catholic priest finds a young boy crying at the top of a cliff.
“What’s wrong? Why are you crying?”
The boy points down. “Mummy and Daddy were in the car and it went over the edge.”
The priest can see the flaming wreck below. He looks around and sees no one else is about and starts to unbutton his belt.
“It’s really not your day, is it?”
Why are people suspicious when a priest yells "Attention Kmart Shoppers"?
Boys pants are half off
mamma is so Catholic, Swiss cheese wishes it was as holy as she is. Do you ...
