If Trump colored his hair green and wore an orange shirt and pants, I will call him a carrot.
Once I went to a museum and overheard someone speaking to an employee for information.
"These are lying clocks; they tell how many lies a person tells."
"Oh, cool."
"This is Mother Teresa's clock; the clock hasn't moved because she never lied."
"Makes sense."
"This is Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands only moved twice, indicating he only lied twice."
"Where's Trump's clock?"
"Oh, we're using it as a ceiling fan."
And then I burst out laughing 'cause it's so true.
I, for one, give President Joe Biden my full support, and anything else he can find in my previously rented gym locker. 🤣
"Have you driven through Dealey Plaza? It will blow your mind."
~John F. Kennedy
Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because he’s used to being in the teens.
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins?
'Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?
"Smell ya later!"
What do you call the White House when a woman becomes President? A stable.
What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball, and the 17th president?
Magic Johnson.
Have you seen the inside of Ford's Theatre? It will blow your mind. ~Abraham Lincoln
Why is Trump always in debt? His university isn't paid off yet!
Joe Biden doesn’t follow his own f**king mask mandate.
"Everyone knows I love kids better than people."
- Joe Biden. (A.K.A. Pedo Peter.)
What's Trump's favorite instrument?
A TRUMPet!!!
Donald Trump is, like, really orange.
Somebody told me to go to hell, so I walked up to Donald Trump.
Who is the gorilla's favorite president of the most recent years? It's Hairy Truman.
It's past April Fool's Day, and we still have a joke as president.
Being unemployed is like watching our president fall over himself on the stairs.
There’s no hope.
"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"
