President Jokes

Why is trump always in debt, his university isn't paid off yet!

"Everyone knows I love kids better than people."

- Joe Biden. (A.K.A Pedo Peter.)

What's Trump's favourite instrument A TRUMPet!!!

Donald Trump is like really orange.

Somebody told me to go to hell so I walked up to Donald Trump.

Who is the gorilla"s favorite president of the most recent years? It's hairy truman.

Its past April fool's day and we still have a joke as president.

Being unemployed is like watching our president fall over himself on the stairs

there’s no hope.

If you think of a president as your king, then the USA got checkmated on November 22nd, 1963.

What was the comment that Vice President Harris said in the United States Senate when a blue dog democrat in the United States Senate called Vice President Harris a bitch?

Kibbles 'N Bits!! Kibbles 'N Bits!! I is going to get me some Kibbles ' N Bits!!

Do you think John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head just because his wife Said he was close minded

A woman's age is harder to get than the President's phone number

They say you should love your neighbor. Does that mean I have to love the president

Hola soy Dora do you see Donald Trump That’s right he’s at my house and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him so she was Walled alive

If Donald Trump had sex with and orange guess what his son would be?

A orange tree! :>

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Texans: Don't mess with texas

*snows 1 inch*

Texans: Please help us President Biden

Why is it that the Libertarian Party never had a formal president of the united states that ran as a Libertarian that had a presidential library? Because the Libertarian Party is the party of principle, the Libertarian Party was founded in 1971 and the Libertarian Party has not won a presidential election since 1972, because the Libertarian Party doesn't believe in using force to achieved political and social goals

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