President

President jokes

History

Joe Biden is the first president in history to have a vice president on record claiming they believed sexual harassment allegations against him.

I don't know about you, but I think that's a pretty big elephant in the room!

Snack

What is Trump's favorite snack?

Cheetos.

(Get it? He looks like a Cheeto!)

Carrot

If Trump colored his hair green and wore an orange shirt and pants, I will call him a carrot.

Clock

Once I went to a museum and overheard someone speaking to an employee for information.

"These are lying clocks; they tell how many lies a person tells."

"Oh, cool."

"This is Mother Teresa's clock; the clock hasn't moved because she never lied."

"Makes sense."

"This is Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands only moved twice, indicating he only lied twice."

"Where's Trump's clock?"

"Oh, we're using it as a ceiling fan."

And then I burst out laughing 'cause it's so true.

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  • Joe Biden

    Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because he’s used to being in the teens.

    Support

    I, for one, give President Joe Biden my full support, and anything else he can find in my previously rented gym locker. 🀣

    Mind

    "Have you driven through Dealey Plaza? It will blow your mind."

    ~John F. Kennedy

    Theatre

    Have you seen the inside of Ford's Theatre? It will blow your mind. ~Abraham Lincoln

    Debt

    Why is Trump always in debt? His university isn't paid off yet!

    Hell

    Somebody told me to go to hell, so I walked up to Donald Trump.

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