President jokes
Biden is a joke. Trump is AMAZINGLY AWESOME!
Once I went to a museum and overheard someone speaking to an employee for information.
"These are lying clocks; they tell how many lies a person tells."
"Oh, cool."
"This is Mother Teresa's clock; the clock hasn't moved because she never lied."
"Makes sense."
"This is Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands only moved twice, indicating he only lied twice."
"Where's Trump's clock?"
"Oh, we're using it as a ceiling fan."
And then I burst out laughing 'cause it's so true.
I, for one, give President Joe Biden my full support, and anything else he can find in my previously rented gym locker. 🤣
"Have you driven through Dealey Plaza? It will blow your mind."
~John F. Kennedy
Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because he’s used to being in the teens.
Memes
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?
"Smell ya later!"
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins?
'Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
Roses are red, Obama is well spoken, I'm sorry sir, but the ice cream machine is broken.
President Biden ordered an F16 missile attack to destroy the Chinese spy balloon.
Americans are thrilled. It's the first thing he's done to combat inflation.
We used to have Reagan, Jonny Cash, and Bob Hope. Now we have Biden, no cash, and no hope.
Bill Clinton is no longer playing the saxophone.
He is now playing the whore-monica.
What do you call the White House when a woman becomes President? A stable.
Why is Trump always in debt? His university isn't paid off yet!
Have you seen the inside of Ford's Theatre? It will blow your mind. ~Abraham Lincoln
What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball, and the 17th president?
Magic Johnson.
Joe Biden doesn’t follow his own f**king mask mandate.
What's Trump's favorite instrument?
A TRUMPet!!!
Somebody told me to go to hell, so I walked up to Donald Trump.
Being unemployed is like watching our president fall over himself on the stairs.
There’s no hope.
What did Grant say? "I'm gay."