President jokes
Which president has never gone to jail?
Lincoln because he's innocent in a cent, get it?
If Trump colored his hair green and wore an orange shirt and pants, I will call him a carrot.
Biden is a joke. Trump is AMAZINGLY AWESOME!
Once I went to a museum and overheard someone speaking to an employee for information.
"These are lying clocks; they tell how many lies a person tells."
"Oh, cool."
"This is Mother Teresa's clock; the clock hasn't moved because she never lied."
"Makes sense."
"This is Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands only moved twice, indicating he only lied twice."
"Where's Trump's clock?"
"Oh, we're using it as a ceiling fan."
And then I burst out laughing 'cause it's so true.
We used to have Reagan, Jonny Cash, and Bob Hope. Now we have Biden, no cash, and no hope.
Bill Clinton is no longer playing the saxophone.
He is now playing the whore-monica.
Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because he’s used to being in the teens.
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?
"Smell ya later!"
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins?
'Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
"Have you driven through Dealey Plaza? It will blow your mind."
~John F. Kennedy
I, for one, give President Joe Biden my full support, and anything else he can find in my previously rented gym locker. 🤣
Roses are red, Obama is well spoken, I'm sorry sir, but the ice cream machine is broken.
What do you call the White House when a woman becomes President? A stable.
Have you seen the inside of Ford's Theatre? It will blow your mind. ~Abraham Lincoln
Why is Trump always in debt? His university isn't paid off yet!
What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball, and the 17th president?
Magic Johnson.
Joe Biden doesn’t follow his own f**king mask mandate.
What's Trump's favorite instrument?
A TRUMPet!!!
Somebody told me to go to hell, so I walked up to Donald Trump.
They say you should love your neighbor. Does that mean I have to love the president?