President jokes
Joe Biden is the first president in history to have a vice president on record claiming they believed sexual harassment allegations against him.
I don't know about you, but I think that's a pretty big elephant in the room!
What is Trump's favorite snack?
Cheetos.
(Get it? He looks like a Cheeto!)
If Trump colored his hair green and wore an orange shirt and pants, I will call him a carrot.
Biden is a joke. Trump is AMAZINGLY AWESOME!
Once I went to a museum and overheard someone speaking to an employee for information.
"These are lying clocks; they tell how many lies a person tells."
"Oh, cool."
"This is Mother Teresa's clock; the clock hasn't moved because she never lied."
"Makes sense."
"This is Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands only moved twice, indicating he only lied twice."
"Where's Trump's clock?"
"Oh, we're using it as a ceiling fan."
And then I burst out laughing 'cause it's so true.
Memes
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?
"Smell ya later!"
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins?
'Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because heβs used to being in the teens.
I, for one, give President Joe Biden my full support, and anything else he can find in my previously rented gym locker. π€£
"Have you driven through Dealey Plaza? It will blow your mind."
~John F. Kennedy
What do you call the White House when a woman becomes President? A stable.
Have you seen the inside of Ford's Theatre? It will blow your mind. ~Abraham Lincoln
Why is Trump always in debt? His university isn't paid off yet!
What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball, and the 17th president?
Magic Johnson.
Joe Biden doesnβt follow his own f**king mask mandate.
What's Trump's favorite instrument?
A TRUMPet!!!
Somebody told me to go to hell, so I walked up to Donald Trump.
Trump did 1/6.
Yo mama so ugly Donald Trump said "wrong!"
What did Grant say? "I'm gay."