Joe Biden is the first president in history to have a vice president on record claiming they believed sexual harassment allegations against him. I don't know about you, but I think that's a pretty big elephant in the room!
Which president has never gone to jail........ Lincoln because he's in a cent get it innocent in a cent
Donald trump Is getting all the perks of 2020. He got covid and lost his job
JOE BIDEN
Biden is a joke. Trump is AMAZINGLY AWSOME!!!!!
What kind of trumpet are you playing?
An Donald Trumpet!
whyed joe biden go to the hospitle because he couldnt stop Putin
LIKE IF YOUR VOTING TRUMP 2024 WOOOOO
Joe Biden doesn’t follow his own fkn mask mandate.
What is trump's favorite snack? Cheetos
(get it?) (he looks like a cheeto)
if trump colored his hair green and weared a orange shirt and pants i will call him a carrot
Once I went to a museum and over heard someone speaking to an employee for information.
"These are lying clocks, they tell how many lies a person tells."
"oh cool"
"this is mother Teresa's clock, the clock hasn't moved because she never lied."
"Makes sense"
"This is Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands only moved twice indicating he only lied twice."
"Where's Trump's clock"
"Oh, we're using it as a ceiling fan."
And then I burst out laughing 'cause it's so true.
Have you driven through Dealey plaza it will blow your mind~john f. Kennedy
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins? Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room? "Smell ya later!"
Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because he’s used to being in the teens
I, for one, give President Joe Biden my full support, and anything else he can find in my previously rented gym locker. 🤣
What do you call the White House when a women becomes President. A stable
Have you seen the inside of Ford's theatre it will blow your mind~abraham Lincoln
What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball and the 17th president?
Magic Johnson.
