Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?
Because orange is the new black.
What did Obama ask Trump?
I would tell a Biden joke except everyone would not stop falling asleep (including him).
How do you find out about the accomplishments of the former president of the United States James Earl Carter?
Read the label on the jar of Skippy peanut butter.
What's Christian and holey?
JFK.
Donald trump has been banned from panera
Wanna hear a joke about Donald Trump?
Ok, Melania totally married him for his good looks, believe me!
Person: So you know that person's name you say when you make a hoop, well he's dead.
Friend: Yeah, John Wilkes Booth.
Person: How dare you say that he killed Abraham Lincoln?
Friend: Terrible guy but he never missed a shot!
A man dies and goes to Heaven. He sees a bunch of clocks and asks Jesus what they are for. He replied they are gauges, and that they move when people lie. He said that Mother Teresa's has moved twice, Abraham Lincoln's once, and George Washington's never.
The man asks to see the current president's, and Jesus just laughs and says that Joe Biden's is the one keeping the hurricanes to speed.
Hillary Clinton is elected president...
And on the first night she spends in the White House, she is visited by the ghost of George Washington. She asks him, "George, what can I do to best serve the United States?"
The ghost of George Washington responds, "Never tell a lie."
She says, "Oh, I don't think I can do that."
The next night, she is visited by the ghost of Thomas Jefferson. She asks him, "Thomas, what can I do to best serve the United States?"
The ghost of Thomas Jefferson responds, "Listen to the people."
She says, "Oh, I don't think I can do that."
On the third night, she is visited by the ghost of Abraham Lincoln. She asks him, "Abraham, what can I do to best serve the United States?"
The ghost of Abraham Lincoln responds, "Go see a play."
Joe Biden is the first president in history to have a vice president on record claiming they believed sexual harassment allegations against him.
I don't know about you, but I think that's a pretty big elephant in the room!
What do Joe Biden and orphans have in common?
No one loves them!
Which president has never gone to jail?
Lincoln because he's innocent in a cent, get it?
Donald Trump is getting all the perks of 2020. He got COVID and lost his job.
Joe Biden
Biden is a joke. Trump is AMAZINGLY AWESOME!
What kind of trumpet are you playing?
An "Donald Trumpet"!
Why did Joe Biden go to the hospital? Because he couldn't stop Putin.
Like if you're voting Trump 2024! WOOOOO!
What is Trump's favorite snack?
Cheetos.
(Get it? He looks like a Cheeto!)
