President jokes
Trump, must I say more?
Why didn't Trump beat Biden?
Because he couldn't trump that bitch!
Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?
A: They were both shot in a theater.
What do you call the White House when a woman becomes President? A stable.
Have you seen the inside of Ford's Theatre? It will blow your mind. ~Abraham Lincoln
Best president
In 2021, we won't need an April Fool's prank. Just think of Joe Biden and call it a day.
Donald Trump is proudly anti-woke. He has been falling asleep in his court cases every morning!
Your move, Ron DeSantis.
It's no surprise Donald Trump moved to Florida. That's where the oranges are.
Yo mama so ugly Donald Trump said "wrong!"
Why did the Secret Service detain Johnny Depp at the White House?
Because he was about to kick the cabinet.
Why is it that the Libertarian Party never had a formal president of the United States that ran as a Libertarian that had a presidential library?
Because the Libertarian Party is the party of principle. The Libertarian Party was founded in 1971 and the Libertarian Party has not won a presidential election since 1972, because the Libertarian Party doesn't believe in using force to achieve political and social goals.
How did Donald Trump win Alabama twice?
By declaring that he has a crush on his daughter!
What's worse than having a comedian as president? Having a president that has dementia.
"myname is president trump i am stupid!!! I am SO STUPID!! AJsifdjsaoifjhdsfoijds"
When is Donald Trump?
What does Trump stand for?
Trump Runs Underneath My Penis.
"In my opinion, JFK was the best president."
"Why?"
"He was very open-minded!"
What do you say when Trump is still president during 2020? Magic!
If Joe Biden was on stage and he heard gunshots, he probably would’ve thought it was the ice cream truck.
Why does former president Donald J. Trump still want the Mexican government to help him to build a wall to keep them out because he is a Christian nationalist on steroids?