An assassin is about to shot his target, "I'm about to give you the JFK experience,."
I was voting for Trump in the 2016 election. It's been awhile since the last presidential assassination...
joe bidden said- he was going to a peding zoo
trump said -schools are not peding zoos
why biden not get virus............... He sniff everyone
I will like to thank my favourite President Barack Obama sorry Barack Obama and my uncle Obama bin Laden I mean Osama bin Laden sorry hummus in my throat
Why can’t you tell jfk facts about Dallas
Last time he was their he got his mind blown.
America get pranked lol Bidens penis is probably as big as the twin towers right now Oh wait...
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok i e got this just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan”
Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term. He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub
Titanic is like our president it cracks in half and dies
Hilary Clinton could be the first F president ever elected in to office.
Sorry it was supposed to say Female but the emale got deleted.
Thomas Jefferson’s 80th b-day bash be like: Jackson: CALHOUN! YOU’RE CHEATING ON ME - IN BED WITH THE CONSTITUTION???
If Joe Biden was on stage and he heard the gunshots, he would’ve probably thought it was the ice cream truck
JFK and Abe Lincoln were some of the most open minded presidents ever
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Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?
He thinks she should stand up for herself
Putin be like that boat is now submarine!
When Trump goes to the beach he doesn't use suntan lotion he uses Dorito dust. And it stays on for the rest of his life.
what do you call the christian version of donald trump? holy shit.
at the back of abraham lincon's mind next to the bullet hole, he was thinking about how slavery is wrong.
