What’s a German’s favorite drink? Orange Jews. Hundred percent concentrated.
My friend said, “there shouldn’t be discrimination, just black and normal.”
That was also the same guy who said [link to joke].
Bush is innocent, he's white...
Emo people totally suck!
Why can't Mexicans cross the border? They always sneak powder in.
Why was the Pakistani bomber angry? Since he got a pepperoni instead of a plain [pizza].
Bessie Coleman - I don't want to be a flier cause I am African American.
Why do ableist people hate autistics?
They're scared they'll never be special enough.
I am so disappointed in this race.
Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.
Below I meant to say I set the gay person on fire.
What do you call a racist community? America.
Things said by racist aliens:
"Some of my best friends are Green."
"I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship."
"You're very pretty for a Purple girl."
"We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!"
"Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people."
"You 2-headed people are so stupid!"
"No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes."
"Get out of my store you grigger!"
"The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let's burn some spaceships on the Greenies' lawns!"
My friend is blind so he can "no see."
How do you call a black pilot?
A pilot, you racist.
Why is a tree brown?
If you are thinking about this, you are racist.
I'm Black, when a cop sees me, he shoots.
A Middle Eastern man comes to the states to do a stand up show. He starts by saying “2 Jews walk into a bar, NOT IN MY COUNTRY!”
"Ching chang chong."
We need to stop with all the discrimination here! I don’t discriminate! I love all races, even the bad ones, I’m a fan of all genders, even the fake ones, and am a fan of all nationalities, even the alien kinds.
I'm hertophobic.
It means I'm allergic to straights.
