Prejudice jokes
A black cat will be racist next.
What do you call a racist community? America.
Things said by racist aliens:
"Some of my best friends are Green."
"I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship."
"You're very pretty for a Purple girl."
"We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!"
"Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people."
"You 2-headed people are so stupid!"
"No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes."
"Get out of my store you grigger!"
"The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let's burn some spaceships on the Greenies' lawns!"
Why is a tree brown?
If you are thinking about this, you are racist.
My friend is blind so he can "no see."
Memes
How do you call a black pilot?
A pilot, you racist.
"Ching chang chong."
A Middle Eastern man comes to the states to do a stand up show. He starts by saying “2 Jews walk into a bar, NOT IN MY COUNTRY!”
We need to stop with all the discrimination here! I don’t discriminate! I love all races, even the bad ones, I’m a fan of all genders, even the fake ones, and am a fan of all nationalities, even the alien kinds.
I'm Black, when a cop sees me, he shoots.
I'm hertophobic.
It means I'm allergic to straights.
"It's a purple face!" says Yellow Face.
"Oh! Racist!" says Purple Face.
This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs.
Why is a white prison inmate scarier than a black inmate?
The white guy did it!
How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just beat the room for it being black.
How does a blonde turn off the light after having sex?
She opens the car door.
Bread is racist.
What do you call an Arab flying a plane?
A pilot.
You racist fuck!
My friend saw your forehead and realized you're gay.
Why should you put an autistic person in a refrigerator?
Because otherwise you’ll get a rotten vegetable.
(Not meant to be triggering).