Prejudice

Prejudice jokes

Alien

Things said by racist aliens:

"Some of my best friends are Green."

"I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship."

"You're very pretty for a Purple girl."

"We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!"

"Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people."

"You 2-headed people are so stupid!"

"No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes."

"Get out of my store you grigger!"

"The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let's burn some spaceships on the Greenies' lawns!"

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  • Tree

    Why is a tree brown?

    If you are thinking about this, you are racist.

    Memes

    Jew

    A Middle Eastern man comes to the states to do a stand up show. He starts by saying “2 Jews walk into a bar, NOT IN MY COUNTRY!”

    Discrimination

    We need to stop with all the discrimination here! I don’t discriminate! I love all races, even the bad ones, I’m a fan of all genders, even the fake ones, and am a fan of all nationalities, even the alien kinds.

    Inmate

    Why is a white prison inmate scarier than a black inmate?

    The white guy did it!

    Racist

    "It's a purple face!" says Yellow Face.

    "Oh! Racist!" says Purple Face.

    Girl

    This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs.

    Police Officer

    How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    None, they just beat the room for it being black.

    Blonde

    How does a blonde turn off the light after having sex?

    She opens the car door.

    Autistic person

    Why should you put an autistic person in a refrigerator?

    Because otherwise you’ll get a rotten vegetable.

    (Not meant to be triggering).

    Hair

    I hate it when people think I'm a boy because of my short hair. I mean, what did you expect? I'm gay, of course, I have short hair.