Prejudice jokes
Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman... no other reasons besides that.
I support LGBTQ.
Let's Go Bully The Queers.
Why won't an atheist convert to the religion of Islam? Because being on the sex offender list is the only requirement to be a Muslim according to the Arabic religion of Islam.
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
What do a black and a tornado have in common?
They both wreck neighborhoods.
My friend said, “there shouldn’t be discrimination, just black and normal.”
That was also the same guy who said [link to joke].
"Say what you want about the deaf."
I am so disappointed in this race.
Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.
Bessie Coleman - I don't want to be a flier cause I am African American.
Below I meant to say I set the gay person on fire.
Bush is innocent, he's white...
Emo people totally suck!
Why was the Pakistani bomber angry? Since he got a pepperoni instead of a plain [pizza].
Why can't Mexicans cross the border? They always sneak powder in.
Dark humour is like skin.
The darker it is, the less people like it.
How many racist jokes am I allowed to make?
None.
Because I don't make jokes.
Things said by racist aliens:
"Some of my best friends are Green."
"I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship."
"You're very pretty for a Purple girl."
"We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!"
"Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people."
"You 2-headed people are so stupid!"
"No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes."
"Get out of my store you grigger!"
"The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let's burn some spaceships on the Greenies' lawns!"
If you are a student at law school, a law professor can charge you up to $98,998.00 for one semester.
If the law professor is very late and is not punctual to teach you anything about law in his class, should a law student be able to charge the law professor a certain amount of money for not being able to teach his class because he is off task and not being punctual? Is your time precious too?
If the law professor is Polish, now you know the reason why you should never go to a law school that has a "dumb polack" for a law professor.
Sorry for your luck; it sucks to be you!
My friend is blind so he can "no see."
A Middle Eastern man comes to the states to do a stand up show. He starts by saying “2 Jews walk into a bar, NOT IN MY COUNTRY!”