Prejudice jokes
Why did a cop in the 1960s cross the road? To arrest a faggot for cross-dressing.
My friend said, “there shouldn’t be discrimination, just black and normal.”
That was also the same guy who said [link to joke].
Why was the Pakistani bomber angry? Since he got a pepperoni instead of a plain [pizza].
Why can't Mexicans cross the border? They always sneak powder in.
Emo people totally suck!
Bush is innocent, he's white...
Bessie Coleman - I don't want to be a flier cause I am African American.
"Say what you want about the deaf."
I am so disappointed in this race.
Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.
Below I meant to say I set the gay person on fire.
Things said by racist aliens:
"Some of my best friends are Green."
"I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship."
"You're very pretty for a Purple girl."
"We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!"
"Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people."
"You 2-headed people are so stupid!"
"No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes."
"Get out of my store you grigger!"
"The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let's burn some spaceships on the Greenies' lawns!"
If you are a student at law school, a law professor can charge you up to $98,998.00 for one semester.
If the law professor is very late and is not punctual to teach you anything about law in his class, should a law student be able to charge the law professor a certain amount of money for not being able to teach his class because he is off task and not being punctual? Is your time precious too?
If the law professor is Polish, now you know the reason why you should never go to a law school that has a "dumb polack" for a law professor.
Sorry for your luck; it sucks to be you!
My friend is blind so he can "no see."
A Middle Eastern man comes to the states to do a stand up show. He starts by saying “2 Jews walk into a bar, NOT IN MY COUNTRY!”
We need to stop with all the discrimination here! I don’t discriminate! I love all races, even the bad ones, I’m a fan of all genders, even the fake ones, and am a fan of all nationalities, even the alien kinds.
I'm Black, when a cop sees me, he shoots.
This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs.
Why is a white prison inmate scarier than a black inmate?
The white guy did it!
How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just beat the room for it being black.
How does a blonde turn off the light after having sex?
She opens the car door.