Why is a white prison inmate scarier than a black inmate?
The white guy did it!
"It's a purple face!" says Yellow Face.
"Oh! Racist!" says Purple Face.
This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs.
How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just beat the room for it being black.
How does a blonde turn off the light after having sex?
She opens the car door.
Bread is racist.
What do you call an Arab flying a plane?
A pilot.
You racist fuck!
My friend saw your forehead and realized you're gay.
Why should you put an autistic person in a refrigerator?
Because otherwise you’ll get a rotten vegetable.
(Not meant to be triggering).
I hate it when people think I'm a boy because of my short hair. I mean, what did you expect? I'm gay, of course, I have short hair.
So when my parents say no to "isms," I say, "Can I be homophobic?"
"Just because I don't like Lewis Hamilton, doesn't make me racist."
What do autistics, women, and chinks have in common? They can't fuckin' drive.
How do Asians name their kids? They drop spoons and forks down the stairs. Chin Chan Chon.
Why did the black guy cross the street to check King Van?
The only hood I like is pointy and white.
That's why I can't trust people when I don't see their face at night.
How bad is explosive diarrhea when a Muslim has it? Because my Chipotle blew up yesterday.
Why is Cinderella white?
Because she is superior.
If you're white and you're racist to someone, don't do anything.
I am a racist, and I put my milk before cereal. Well, to be honest, that was when I had milk, but one day my dad says he was going to get some... then he left.
Now when I see a black guy, I yell, "Thanks for picking the cotton to make my shirt!"
