Prejudice jokes

There was a disabled kid at my door. He said, "I'm selling some cookies, want to buy one?" I said, "Well, if you stand up, sure."

There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?

Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...

I had a new "blonde parts expert" woman call for parts. I needed 2 ought wire for a job. She calls NAPA auto and asks for twat wire. The parts guy was assuming she didn't know about Planned Parenthood? .. 😂🤣

Person: Did you hear about the black chick on the front of the bus?

Friend: No?

Person: Exactly.

I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help.

Later that week, I ran into them on the dance floor. One of them asked me if I wanted to dance. I told her no. The other asked me if I knew what was cracking. I calmly said, "The floor."

"Curry muncher!"

What’s a German’s favorite drink? Orange Jews. Hundred percent concentrated.

I saw two guys wearing matching clothing, and I asked if they were gay. They quickly arrested me.

Who crashed the plane?

1. Abu Faram? - terrorist

2. The little kid Joseph?

3. The passed out pilot?

Or Jamal?

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench?

The bench can support its family.

What’s the difference between a Jew and an American? The American makes it out of camp.

What do you call a Muslim and an Arab in a plane?

Pilots, you racist fuckers!

What do you call an Arab and a black man flying a plane?

Pilots. You racist f*ck.

If you don't like racist people, isn't that discrimination?

Ask a darkie for a light.

Why do orphans not know how to spell?

Because no one likes them, dumb people. 🤭🤡

What do you call a black astronaut? A black astronaut, you racist.

Why can't gay people play Baseball? They can't throw the ball straight.

Why can't women just shut the fuck up! I hate women. They need to know their place and stay in the kitchen and be baby makers...

Asian kid: I’m not a doctor, and I’m not good at math.

Me: That’s what I call an orphan!