Prejudice jokes
I had a new "blonde parts expert" woman call for parts. I needed 2 ought wire for a job. She calls NAPA auto and asks for twat wire. The parts guy was assuming she didn't know about Planned Parenthood? .. 😂🤣
Why do women hate having sex with midgets?
Because of their shortcomings.
What are three things you can't give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, and a job.
"I told my black friend a joke. I told him he needs to lighten up!"
This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs.
Why does a woman never set boundaries with a Mexican? Cause they will always cross it.
Why did the Jew get an electric car?
Because he was afraid of the gas.
What's long and black? Centrelink line.
Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it!
Why should you put an autistic person in a refrigerator?
Because otherwise you’ll get a rotten vegetable.
(Not meant to be triggering).
What’s the difference between an LGBTQ and brain cells?
Brain cells make up their mind.
I know why Asian's eyes are always closed. It's because Americans are so fat and ugly.
Most pakis are disabled.
A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”
What kind of chocolate do racists hate?
Dark chocolate.
"Curry muncher!"
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a white baby?
"Sum Ting Wong."
So when my parents say no to "isms," I say, "Can I be homophobic?"
How can a person from Alabama tell that someone is an illegal immigrant?
If they are dating someone that isn't related to them.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they're too busy stealing all the green cards.