What do you call an Arab and a black man flying a plane?
Pilots. You racist f*ck.
If you don't like racist people, isn't that discrimination?
Ask a darkie for a light.
What do you call a black astronaut? A black astronaut, you racist.
Why do orphans not know how to spell?
Because no one likes them, dumb people. ðŸ¤ðŸ¤¡
Why can't gay people play Baseball? They can't throw the ball straight.
It's not a hate crime if you don't hate the person.
What did the racist Catholic priest say?
"Martin Luther? Not my king!"
Why can't women just shut the fuck up! I hate women. They need to know their place and stay in the kitchen and be baby makers...
Asian kid: I’m not a doctor, and I’m not good at math.
Me: That’s what I call an orphan!
What’s the difference between a Jew and an American? The American makes it out of camp.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they're too busy stealing all the green cards.
In a deep village in Germany, an old man asked his granddaughter, "What are you doing?"
His granddaughter replies, "Removing Polish with chemicals."
Grandpa said, "When I was young, I did the same."
How do you make Indians explode? Press the red button.
A sad guy called "nun" is crying next to the grave of his best friend called "month". "Month" got killed by a gay guy, and after that, "nun" got homophobic.
While "nun" is sitting next to "month"'s grave, he heard a guy ask his friend: 《Do You Wanna Play A Game On?》 "Nun" got angry and he asked that guy: 《What did you just say to your friend?》 The guy answers: 《A game on, why?》
"Nun" kills the two guys.
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Why can't LGBTQ+ members be straight? Because they are LGBTQ, they are losers.
What do you call a fat Chinese guy?
A double chinkey.
Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman... no other reasons besides that.
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
What do a black and a tornado have in common?
They both wreck neighborhoods.
