What do you call a Muslim and an Arab in a plane?
Pilots, you racist fuckers!
Prejudice Jokes
What do you call an Arab and a black man flying a plane?
Pilots. You racist f*ck.
If you don't like racist people, isn't that discrimination?
If you are a student at law school, a law professor can charge you up to $98,998.00 for one semester.
If the law professor is very late and is not punctual to teach you anything about law in his class, should a law student be able to charge the law professor a certain amount of money for not being able to teach his class because he is off task and not being punctual? Is your time precious too?
If the law professor is Polish, now you know the reason why you should never go to a law school that has a "dumb polack" for a law professor.
Sorry for your luck; it sucks to be you!
Ask a darkie for a light.
What do you call a black astronaut? A black astronaut, you racist.
Why do orphans not know how to spell?
Because no one likes them, dumb people. 🤭🤡
Why can't gay people play Baseball? They can't throw the ball straight.
It's not a hate crime if you don't hate the person.
What did the racist Catholic priest say?
"Martin Luther? Not my king!"
Why can't women just shut the fuck up! I hate women. They need to know their place and stay in the kitchen and be baby makers...
Asian kid: I’m not a doctor, and I’m not good at math.
Me: That’s what I call an orphan!
What’s the difference between a Jew and an American? The American makes it out of camp.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they're too busy stealing all the green cards.
In a deep village in Germany, an old man asked his granddaughter, "What are you doing?"
His granddaughter replies, "Removing Polish with chemicals."
Grandpa said, "When I was young, I did the same."
How do you make Indians explode? Press the red button.
A sad guy called "nun" is crying next to the grave of his best friend called "month". "Month" got killed by a gay guy, and after that, "nun" got homophobic.
While "nun" is sitting next to "month"'s grave, he heard a guy ask his friend: 《Do You Wanna Play A Game On?》 "Nun" got angry and he asked that guy: 《What did you just say to your friend?》 The guy answers: 《A game on, why?》
"Nun" kills the two guys.
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Why can't LGBTQ+ members be straight? Because they are LGBTQ, they are losers.
What do you call a fat Chinese guy?
A double chinkey.
Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman... no other reasons besides that.