Prejudice jokes

Person: Did you hear about the black chick on the front of the bus?

Friend: No?

Person: Exactly.

There was a disabled kid at my door. He said, "I'm selling some cookies, want to buy one?" I said, "Well, if you stand up, sure."

There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?

Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...

I had a new "blonde parts expert" woman call for parts. I needed 2 ought wire for a job. She calls NAPA auto and asks for twat wire. The parts guy was assuming she didn't know about Planned Parenthood? .. 😂🤣

I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help.

Later that week, I ran into them on the dance floor. One of them asked me if I wanted to dance. I told her no. The other asked me if I knew what was cracking. I calmly said, "The floor."

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench?

The bench can support its family.

Who crashed the plane?

1. Abu Faram? - terrorist

2. The little kid Joseph?

3. The passed out pilot?

Or Jamal?

What do you call a Muslim and an Arab in a plane?

Pilots, you racist fuckers!

What do you call an Arab and a black man flying a plane?

Pilots. You racist f*ck.

If you don't like racist people, isn't that discrimination?

If you are a student at law school, a law professor can charge you up to $98,998.00 for one semester.

If the law professor is very late and is not punctual to teach you anything about law in his class, should a law student be able to charge the law professor a certain amount of money for not being able to teach his class because he is off task and not being punctual? Is your time precious too?

If the law professor is Polish, now you know the reason why you should never go to a law school that has a "dumb polack" for a law professor.

Sorry for your luck; it sucks to be you!

Ask a darkie for a light.

What do you call a black astronaut? A black astronaut, you racist.

Why do orphans not know how to spell?

Because no one likes them, dumb people. 🤭🤡

Why can't gay people play Baseball? They can't throw the ball straight.

It's not a hate crime if you don't hate the person.

Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they're too busy stealing all the green cards.

In a deep village in Germany, an old man asked his granddaughter, "What are you doing?"

His granddaughter replies, "Removing Polish with chemicals."

Grandpa said, "When I was young, I did the same."

What did the racist Catholic priest say?

"Martin Luther? Not my king!"

Why can't women just shut the fuck up! I hate women. They need to know their place and stay in the kitchen and be baby makers...