I am so disappointed in this race.
Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.
What do you call a racist community? America.
Things said by racist aliens:
"Some of my best friends are Green."
"I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship."
"You're very pretty for a Purple girl."
"We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!"
"Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people."
"You 2-headed people are so stupid!"
"No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes."
"Get out of my store you grigger!"
"The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let's burn some spaceships on the Greenies' lawns!"
How do you call a black pilot?
A pilot, you racist.
My friend is blind so he can "no see."
A Middle Eastern man comes to the states to do a stand up show. He starts by saying “2 Jews walk into a bar, NOT IN MY COUNTRY!”
I'm Black, when a cop sees me, he shoots.
I'm hertophobic.
It means I'm allergic to straights.
This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs.
"It's a purple face!" says Yellow Face.
"Oh! Racist!" says Purple Face.
How does a blonde turn off the light after having sex?
She opens the car door.
My friend saw your forehead and realized you're gay.
Why should you put an autistic person in a refrigerator?
Because otherwise you’ll get a rotten vegetable.
(Not meant to be triggering).
What do autistics, women, and chinks have in common? They can't fuckin' drive.
i hate it when people think im a boy because of my short hair i mean what did you expect im gay of course i have short hair
So when my parents say no to "isms," I say, "Can I be homophobic?"
How do Asians name their kids? They drop spoons and forks down the stairs. Chin Chan Chon.
Why did the black guy cross the street to check King Van?
The only hood I like is pointy and white.
That's why I can't trust people when I don't see their face at night.
How bad is explosive diarrhea when a Muslim has it? Because my Chipotle blew up yesterday.
