Prejudice jokes

"Float like a cracker, sting like a beaner!"

Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they steal all of the green cards.

Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?

He kept throwing away the bent ones!

What did the Japanese man say to his friend after he killed somebody?

"That is very Wong."

How does the cop respond to being called racist?

He said, "How can I be racist? My wife's eyes [are] black."

What is the difference between a black man and Jew?

One was born burnt.

Why are black men's eyes always red after sex?

From the mace.

How to turn on an Indian: push the red button.

Racism.

Why does everyone call me racist?

My shadow is black.

Don’t be racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Why did the straight white caucasian male cross the road?

Because a black person was approaching.

What if you put a scared homosexual guy and an angry homophobic guy inside a stable?

Hmm, let's see, if the homosexual guy has some good luck, maybe he will meet a super unicorn and help him out to defeat the angry homophobic guy :D

There was this Down syndrome boy that always wanted to be a cop, and he did. He pulled someone over and said, "Know why I pulled you over?"

The guy replied, "Because I was speeding?"

He said, "No, because you're black."

There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?

Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...

There was a disabled kid at my door. He said, "I'm selling some cookies, want to buy one?" I said, "Well, if you stand up, sure."

I had a new "blonde parts expert" woman call for parts. I needed 2 ought wire for a job. She calls NAPA auto and asks for twat wire. The parts guy was assuming she didn't know about Planned Parenthood? .. 😂🤣

I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help.

Later that week, I ran into them on the dance floor. One of them asked me if I wanted to dance. I told her no. The other asked me if I knew what was cracking. I calmly said, "The floor."

Why did the Jew get an electric car?

Because he was afraid of the gas.

I saw two guys wearing matching clothing, and I asked if they were gay. They quickly arrested me.