Prejudice jokes
Why did the straight white caucasian male cross the road?
Because a black person was approaching.
Racism.
How to turn on an Indian: push the red button.
What is the difference between a Libertarian and a dumb polack?
Not much difference.
Why are black men's eyes always red after sex?
From the mace.
Memes
What is the difference between a black man and Jew?
One was born burnt.
Why does everyone call me racist?
My shadow is black.
Don’t be racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
Stories like Rudolph and Wonder show that different means worse.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they steal all of the green cards.
A blind man handed me a piece of paper. It said, "⠊⠋ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠉⠁⠝ ⠞⠗⠁⠝⠎⠇⠁⠞⠑ ⠞⠓⠊⠎ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠁⠗⠑ ⠛⠁⠽."
I have no idea how he knew.
Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing away the bent ones!
"Float like a cracker, sting like a beaner!"
What did the Japanese man say to his friend after he killed somebody?
"That is very Wong."
How does the cop respond to being called racist?
He said, "How can I be racist? My wife's eyes [are] black."
Why do ableist people hate autistics?
They're scared they'll never be special enough.
Why won't an atheist convert to the religion of Islam? Because being on the sex offender list is the only requirement to be a Muslim according to the Arabic religion of Islam.
Why won't an American atheist convert to the religion of Islam in the city of Dearborn, Michigan?
Because being on the sex offender list is the only requirement to be able to join a mosque in the city of Dearborn, Michigan.
What if you put a scared homosexual guy and an angry homophobic guy inside a stable?
Hmm, let's see, if the homosexual guy has some good luck, maybe he will meet a super unicorn and help him out to defeat the angry homophobic guy :D
There was this Down syndrome boy that always wanted to be a cop, and he did. He pulled someone over and said, "Know why I pulled you over?"
The guy replied, "Because I was speeding?"
He said, "No, because you're black."