What is the difference between a black man and Jew?
One was born burnt.
Prejudice Jokes
Why are black men's eyes always red after sex?
From the mace.
How to turn on an Indian: push the red button.
Racism.
Why does everyone call me racist?
My shadow is black.
Don’t be racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
Why did the straight white caucasian male cross the road?
Because a black person was approaching.
What if you put a scared homosexual guy and an angry homophobic guy inside a stable?
Hmm, let's see, if the homosexual guy has some good luck, maybe he will meet a super unicorn and help him out to defeat the angry homophobic guy :D
There was this Down syndrome boy that always wanted to be a cop, and he did. He pulled someone over and said, "Know why I pulled you over?"
The guy replied, "Because I was speeding?"
He said, "No, because you're black."
There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?
Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...
There was a disabled kid at my door. He said, "I'm selling some cookies, want to buy one?" I said, "Well, if you stand up, sure."
I had a new "blonde parts expert" woman call for parts. I needed 2 ought wire for a job. She calls NAPA auto and asks for twat wire. The parts guy was assuming she didn't know about Planned Parenthood? .. 😂🤣
I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help.
Later that week, I ran into them on the dance floor. One of them asked me if I wanted to dance. I told her no. The other asked me if I knew what was cracking. I calmly said, "The floor."
Why did the Jew get an electric car?
Because he was afraid of the gas.
I saw two guys wearing matching clothing, and I asked if they were gay. They quickly arrested me.
"Curry muncher!"
Person: Did you hear about the black chick on the front of the bus?
Friend: No?
Person: Exactly.
What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench?
The bench can support its family.
Another Nazi joke.
Did Nazi that coming?
Did Jew?
Who crashed the plane?
1. Abu Faram? - terrorist
2. The little kid Joseph?
3. The passed out pilot?
Or Jamal?