Prejudice Jokes

How to turn on an Indian: push the red button.

Racism.

Why does everyone call me racist?

My shadow is black.

Don’t be racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Been single for a couple of years and then I met this Muslim girl. She soon put the spark back into things.

Shitpost-master general

A dark, shadowy, creature-like figure with twig-like structures on its head and a large hand reaching out is shown against a textured, brown wall. The text reads: "Mfw I see an interracial couple on TV:".

A vegan and a transgender jump off a cliff to see who will hit the bottom first.

Who wins?

Society.

How come you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?

It’s hard to be a fruit, when you’re already a vegetable.

What if you put a scared homosexual guy and an angry homophobic guy inside a stable?

Hmm, let's see, if the homosexual guy has some good luck, maybe he will meet a super unicorn and help him out to defeat the angry homophobic guy :D

There was this Down syndrome boy that always wanted to be a cop, and he did. He pulled someone over and said, "Know why I pulled you over?"

The guy replied, "Because I was speeding?"

He said, "No, because you're black."

There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?

Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...

There was a disabled kid at my door. He said, "I'm selling some cookies, want to buy one?" I said, "Well, if you stand up, sure."

I had a new "blonde parts expert" woman call for parts. I needed 2 ought wire for a job. She calls NAPA auto and asks for twat wire. The parts guy was assuming she didn't know about Planned Parenthood? .. 😂🤣

I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help.

Later that week, I ran into them on the dance floor. One of them asked me if I wanted to dance. I told her no. The other asked me if I knew what was cracking. I calmly said, "The floor."