Prejudice jokes
What do you call a black man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing away the bent ones!
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they steal all of the green cards.
A blind man handed me a piece of paper. It said, "⠊⠋ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠉⠁⠝ ⠞⠗⠁⠝⠎⠇⠁⠞⠑ ⠞⠓⠊⠎ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠁⠗⠑ ⠛⠁⠽."
I have no idea how he knew.
"Float like a cracker, sting like a beaner!"
Memes
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was black.
Stories like Rudolph and Wonder show that different means worse.
What is the difference between a Libertarian and a dumb polack?
Not much difference.
Why does everyone call me racist?
My shadow is black.
Don’t be racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
What did the Japanese man say to his friend after he killed somebody?
"That is very Wong."
Racism.
How to turn on an Indian: push the red button.
How does the cop respond to being called racist?
He said, "How can I be racist? My wife's eyes [are] black."
What is the difference between a black man and Jew?
One was born burnt.
Why did the straight white caucasian male cross the road?
Because a black person was approaching.
Why are black men's eyes always red after sex?
From the mace.
Why do ableist people hate autistics?
They're scared they'll never be special enough.
What if you put a scared homosexual guy and an angry homophobic guy inside a stable?
Hmm, let's see, if the homosexual guy has some good luck, maybe he will meet a super unicorn and help him out to defeat the angry homophobic guy :D
There was this Down syndrome boy that always wanted to be a cop, and he did. He pulled someone over and said, "Know why I pulled you over?"
The guy replied, "Because I was speeding?"
He said, "No, because you're black."