Prejudice jokes
How to turn on an Indian: push the red button.
What is the difference between a Libertarian and a dumb polack?
Not much difference.
Why are black men's eyes always red after sex?
From the mace.
What is the difference between a black man and Jew?
One was born burnt.
Why does everyone call me racist?
My shadow is black.
Memes
Don’t be racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
Stories like Rudolph and Wonder show that different means worse.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they steal all of the green cards.
A blind man handed me a piece of paper. It said, "⠊⠋ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠉⠁⠝ ⠞⠗⠁⠝⠎⠇⠁⠞⠑ ⠞⠓⠊⠎ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠁⠗⠑ ⠛⠁⠽."
I have no idea how he knew.
Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing away the bent ones!
"Float like a cracker, sting like a beaner!"
What did the Japanese man say to his friend after he killed somebody?
"That is very Wong."
How does the cop respond to being called racist?
He said, "How can I be racist? My wife's eyes [are] black."
Why do ableist people hate autistics?
They're scared they'll never be special enough.
Why did the straight white caucasian male cross the road?
Because a black person was approaching.
What if you put a scared homosexual guy and an angry homophobic guy inside a stable?
Hmm, let's see, if the homosexual guy has some good luck, maybe he will meet a super unicorn and help him out to defeat the angry homophobic guy :D
There was this Down syndrome boy that always wanted to be a cop, and he did. He pulled someone over and said, "Know why I pulled you over?"
The guy replied, "Because I was speeding?"
He said, "No, because you're black."
"Curry muncher!"
Why did the Jew get an electric car?
Because he was afraid of the gas.
I saw two guys wearing matching clothing, and I asked if they were gay. They quickly arrested me.