Prejudice jokes
I was walking down the street and I punched a white guy, then I was arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.
Why are Alabamians so resentful of immigrants?
They don't want their sons and daughters to have sex with anyone other than their siblings or relatives.
Why are Muslims not fond of American cops?
Because Muslims don't like pigs!
How do you start a school shooting at a black school?
Call the cops.
A white woman was caught on video using racial slurs and assaulting two black students. She was charged with "interpreting" a black police officer.
What did the cops say when someone called him racist?
"How can I be racist? My wife's eye is black."
Friend 1: *turns off lights*
Friend 2: *is there with us*
Me: Woah! Where did friend 2 go?!
What did the Japanese man say to his friend after he killed somebody?
"That is very Wong."
Dear disabled people, Just go into the settings and enable it.
I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help.
Later that week, I ran into them on the dance floor. One of them asked me if I wanted to dance. I told her no. The other asked me if I knew what was cracking. I calmly said, "The floor."
What can’t a Black person say to a police officer?
"Thanks for the warning."
How do you blind an Asian?
Put a windshield in front of them.
As I am from South Carolina, I just thought about something Jefferson Davis would have thought about:
"Them slaves taking credit for everything."
A guy is talking to an Indian therapist.
He had a red dot, and the American thought it was from a sniper rifle and tackled him and said, "I thought the red dot on your head was from a sniper rifle!"
Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!
Ching chong kading dong.
(My best words ever used).
Q: Do you know why black people have nightmares?
A: Because we shot the last one who had a dream.
"Curry muncher!"
How to turn on an Indian: push the red button.
What looks like it has jaundice and is filled with stupidity?
A Mexican.