Prejudice jokes
Ching chong kading dong.
(My best words ever used).
Q: Do you know why black people have nightmares?
A: Because we shot the last one who had a dream.
"Curry muncher!"
How to turn on an Indian: push the red button.
What looks like it has jaundice and is filled with stupidity?
A Mexican.
"Ching chang chong."
Racism.
If I'm racist to everybody, am I even racist?
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they're too busy stealing all the green cards.
Below I meant to say I set the gay person on fire.
What do you call a guy from India calling you?
A scammer.
Why would a protestant refuse to become a catholic?
Because a protestant is not a homosexual sodomite.
Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.
What do you call an autistic kid coming to school with a gun?
Special Forces incoming!
What is the difference between a Libertarian and a dumb polack?
Not much difference.
In a deep village in Germany, an old man asked his granddaughter, "What are you doing?"
His granddaughter replies, "Removing Polish with chemicals."
Grandpa said, "When I was young, I did the same."
How do Asian parents name their baby?
They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
What kind of chocolate do racists hate?
Dark chocolate.
Ching chong China.
Jing jong Japan.
Ting tong Taiwan.
Hing hong Hong Kong.
King kong Korea.
Why do Nazis not wear necklaces, rings, and bracelets? Because they hate jewelry.