Prejudice jokes
I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help.
Later that week, I ran into them on the dance floor. One of them asked me if I wanted to dance. I told her no. The other asked me if I knew what was cracking. I calmly said, "The floor."
What can’t a Black person say to a police officer?
"Thanks for the warning."
How do you blind an Asian?
Put a windshield in front of them.
As I am from South Carolina, I just thought about something Jefferson Davis would have thought about:
"Them slaves taking credit for everything."
A guy is talking to an Indian therapist.
He had a red dot, and the American thought it was from a sniper rifle and tackled him and said, "I thought the red dot on your head was from a sniper rifle!"
Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!
Ching chong kading dong.
(My best words ever used).
Q: Do you know why black people have nightmares?
A: Because we shot the last one who had a dream.
"Curry muncher!"
How to turn on an Indian: push the red button.
What looks like it has jaundice and is filled with stupidity?
A Mexican.
"Ching chang chong."
Racism.
If I'm racist to everybody, am I even racist?
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they're too busy stealing all the green cards.
Below I meant to say I set the gay person on fire.
What do you call a guy from India calling you?
A scammer.
Why would a protestant refuse to become a catholic?
Because a protestant is not a homosexual sodomite.
Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.
What do you call an autistic kid coming to school with a gun?
Special Forces incoming!