Why would a protestant refuse to become a catholic?
Because a protestant is not a homosexual sodomite.
Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.
What do you call an autistic kid coming to school with a gun?
Special Forces incoming!
What is the difference between a Libertarian and a dumb polack?
Not much difference.
In a deep village in Germany, an old man asked his granddaughter, "What are you doing?"
His granddaughter replies, "Removing Polish with chemicals."
Grandpa said, "When I was young, I did the same."
How do Asian parents name their baby?
They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
What kind of chocolate do racists hate?
Dark chocolate.
Ching chong China.
Jing jong Japan.
Ting tong Taiwan.
Hing hong Hong Kong.
King kong Korea.
Why do Nazis not wear necklaces, rings, and bracelets? Because they hate jewelry.
There's no smoke or fire without a Muslim.
Why do Inbred White Trash Racists talk so much shit?
Answer: Because deep down inside, they KNOW that they are nothing but PATHETIC LOSERS!
Isn't it ridiculous to hear INBRED WHITE TRASH RACISTS talking $#iT about OTHER "Cultures"?
What do you call an old black person? Farming antique.
What's long and black? Centrelink line.
It's not a hate crime if you don't hate the person.
What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench?
The bench can support its family.
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
If you're ever bored, try scaring the sh*t out of an Asian to see their eyes open for the first time.
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
