I saw two guys wearing matching clothing, and I asked if they were gay. They quickly arrested me.
Prejudice Jokes
Three ladies were on a flight when suddenly the captain announced, "Please prepare for a crash landing."
The first lady put on all her jewelry. Surprised by this, the other ladies questioned her actions. The first lady replied, "Well, when they come to rescue us they will see that I am rich and will rescue me first." The second lady, not wanting to be left behind, began to take off her top and bra. "Why are you doing that?" the other ladies questioned. "Well, when they come to rescue us, they will see my great tits and will take me first." The third lady who was African, not wanting to be outdone, took off her pants and panties. "Why are you doing that?" the other ladies questioned. "Well, they always search for the black box first."
Why are black men's eyes always red after sex?
From the mace.
How can a person from Alabama tell that someone is an illegal immigrant?
If they are dating someone that isn't related to them.
Why do black people only have nightmares? Because the last one who had a dream was shot.
Why did the Jew get an electric car?
Because he was afraid of the gas.
What is the difference between a black man and Jew?
One was born burnt.
What are the three worst years of a black child's life?
First grade!
How does the cop respond to being called racist?
He said, "How can I be racist? My wife's eyes [are] black."
Why do women hate having sex with midgets?
Because of their shortcomings.
I saw a Black person riding a bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.
I hate autistic kids and ADHD people because they are stupid, special, retarded, brainless freaks, and they are stupid.
I was walking down the street and I punched a white guy and then I was arrested for assault.
The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.
Don’t be racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
What are three things you can't give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, and a job.
Why does everyone call me racist?
My shadow is black.
Person: Did you hear about the black chick on the front of the bus?
Friend: No?
Person: Exactly.
I know why Asian's eyes are always closed. It's because Americans are so fat and ugly.
I was walking down the street and I punched a white guy, then I was arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.
Why are Alabamians so resentful of immigrants?
They don't want their sons and daughters to have sex with anyone other than their siblings or relatives.