Prejudice jokes
How come you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to be a fruit, when you’re already a vegetable.
A vegan and a transgender jump off a cliff to see who will hit the bottom first.
Who wins?
Society.
Been single for a couple of years and then I met this Muslim girl. She soon put the spark back into things.
How to escape your black school teacher in detention?
(Easy)
Turn off the lights!
A gay couple walks into a Muslim bar. The tender flares up and says, “let me guess, a little blood on the rocks?”
Q. What do you get when you blindfold a racist?
A. A Notsee.
I asked a black man on the street if a white person paints their face black, it’s considered racist, but if a black person paints their face white, will the cops treat them better?
Roses are red, the Jews hate goys,
Union of Creepy Janitors (UCJ) opposes school choice.
Why should you put an autistic person in a refrigerator?
Because otherwise you’ll get a rotten vegetable.
(Not meant to be triggering).
Why do ableist people hate autistics?
They're scared they'll never be special enough.
Did you hear about the dyslexic American police officer?
He shot a Ginger.
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.
I love all races, even the bad ones.
What’s the difference between a Jew and an American? The American makes it out of camp.
I am so disappointed in this race.
Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.
What’s the rarest gun to find in Africa?
A water gun...
What’s a German’s favorite drink? Orange Jews. Hundred percent concentrated.
I saw two guys wearing matching clothing, and I asked if they were gay. They quickly arrested me.
Three ladies were on a flight when suddenly the captain announced, "Please prepare for a crash landing."
The first lady put on all her jewelry. Surprised by this, the other ladies questioned her actions. The first lady replied, "Well, when they come to rescue us they will see that I am rich and will rescue me first." The second lady, not wanting to be left behind, began to take off her top and bra. "Why are you doing that?" the other ladies questioned. "Well, when they come to rescue us, they will see my great tits and will take me first." The third lady who was African, not wanting to be outdone, took off her pants and panties. "Why are you doing that?" the other ladies questioned. "Well, they always search for the black box first."
Why are black men's eyes always red after sex?
From the mace.