Why do black people only have nightmares? Because the last one who had a dream was shot.
Why did the Jew get an electric car?
Because he was afraid of the gas.
What is the difference between a black man and Jew?
One was born burnt.
What are the three worst years of a black child's life?
First grade!
How does the cop respond to being called racist?
He said, "How can I be racist? My wife's eyes [are] black."
Why do women hate having sex with midgets?
Because of their shortcomings.
I saw a Black person riding a bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.
I hate autistic kids and ADHD people because they are stupid, special, retarded, brainless freaks, and they are stupid.
I was walking down the street and I punched a white guy and then I was arrested for assault.
The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.
Don’t be racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
What are three things you can't give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, and a job.
Why does everyone call me racist?
My shadow is black.
Person: Did you hear about the black chick on the front of the bus?
Friend: No?
Person: Exactly.
I know why Asian's eyes are always closed. It's because Americans are so fat and ugly.
I was walking down the street and I punched a white guy, then I was arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.
Why are Alabamians so resentful of immigrants?
They don't want their sons and daughters to have sex with anyone other than their siblings or relatives.
Why are Muslims not fond of American cops?
Because Muslims don't like pigs!
How do you start a school shooting at a black school?
Call the cops.
A white woman was caught on video using racial slurs and assaulting two black students. She was charged with "interpreting" a black police officer.
What did the cops say when someone called him racist?
"How can I be racist? My wife's eye is black."
