There's four people on a roof: a Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, and a white guy. The Mexican walks over to the ledge and says, "This is for my people," and jumps off. The Asian also walks over to the ledge and says, "This is for my people," and jumps off. Then, the black guy walks over to the edge and says, "This is for my people," and pushes the white guy off.
I was finally released from jail a year after I beat up someone on New Year’s Eve.
Don’t blame me for being suspicious of an Arabian counting down from ten.
How do you make Indians explode? Press the red button.
Lost my virginity to a down syndrome the other day... only cause I wanted my first time to be special.
Dark humour : hell!!! Aren't people racist!!!
What if you put a scared homosexual guy and an angry homophobic guy inside a stable?
Hmm, let's see, if the homosexual guy has some good luck, maybe he will meet a super unicorn and help him out to defeat the angry homophobic guy :D
What do you say to a fat Asian?
You got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
What is the most difficult day in the ghetto?
Father's Day.
How does a blonde turn the light off after sex?
She closes the car door.
Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman... no other reasons besides that.
What do you call a fat Chinese guy?
A double chinkey.
God's racist. He separated light from dark.
"Jasmine is gay, now THAT is a joke."
How do Asians name their kids? They drop spoons and forks down the stairs. Chin Chan Chon.
How to treat someone who’s lesbian, gay, queer, transgender or bisexual?
The same way that you would treat anybody else, you homophobic bastard.
I hate snow. It's white and on my land.
How does a blonde turn off the light after having sex?
She opens the car door.
What do a coin and an Irish man have in common?
They're both fun to flip off.
What is Hitler's least favorite month?
Jewly.
What do you call a black man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist bastard!