How does a blonde turn the light off after sex?
She closes the car door.
Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman... no other reasons besides that.
What do you call a fat Chinese guy?
A double chinkey.
God's racist. He separated light from dark.
"Jasmine is gay, now THAT is a joke."
How do Asians name their kids? They drop spoons and forks down the stairs. Chin Chan Chon.
How to treat someone who’s lesbian, gay, queer, transgender or bisexual?
The same way that you would treat anybody else, you homophobic bastard.
I hate snow. It's white and on my land.
How does a blonde turn off the light after having sex?
She opens the car door.
What do a coin and an Irish man have in common?
They're both fun to flip off.
What is Hitler's least favorite month?
Jewly.
What do you call a black man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a ravishing blonde, and an old lady are sharing a compartment on a train as it winds its way through the Alps. Every now and then the train passes through a tunnel, during which time the compartment is plunged into complete darkness. On one such occasion, a ringing slap is heard, and as the train passes back into daylight, the Frenchman is rubbing his sore, red cheek.
The old lady thinks, "I bet that dirty Frenchman fondled the blonde, and she struck the pervert."
The blonde thinks, "I bet that filthy Frenchman was looking to grope me in the dark, mistook the old lady for me, and she slapped him."
The Frenchman thinks, "I bet that perfidious Englishman touched up the blonde in the dark, and she slapped me by mistake."
The Englishman thinks, "I can't wait for another tunnel so I can slap that French twat again."
