What's red, six inches long, and made my girlfriend cry when I fed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
Men play video games to let their inner child out, while women do abortions.
What [is] another name for an abortion?
Canceling your delivery.
If a baby dies in the womb, is it considered suicide?
I don't get why it is called abortion instead of murder.
My mother was suffering from menstrual pain. So I fucked her for 7 hours to ease her pain. I continued to do so for the next 6 days. Even after fucking her 51 times during her 7-day period, I fucked her 5-6 times a day for the next three months and stopped her period for 9 months! Only her son can understand and ease the pain of a mother.
What does a pregnant slave and pay less sale have in common Buy one get one free
A woman in labor suddenly shouted, "Shouldn't! Wouldn't! Couldn't! Didn't! Can't!"
"Don't worry," said the doc. "Those are just contractions."
What did the doctor say to the mother after delivering the baby? Sorry.
A woman having labor suddenly shouted; “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”
“Don’t worry,” said Doc to the worried husband.
“Those are just contractions.”
Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriages.
One way to not pick up a girl is to say, “Are you an American school because I wanna shoot kids into you?” I tried it on a girl, and she is now terrified to come near me.
How was I supposed to know she was already pregnant?
If a pregnant lady murders someone, does the child get an assist?
Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in another box.
Mary had a great big ram, his fleece was white as snow, when on hands and knees our Mary went, his wad was sure to blow.
Month by month her belly grew, increasing in its girth, and when five months had flown by, our Mary did give birth.
And Mary had a little lamb, a little lamb, a little lamb...
Did you hear about the unborn fetus? Oh wait, never mind, it must have been aborted from the sight.
So.. err actually, don’t worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies, but I had to abort.
I would tell you an abortion joke, but it was only temporary.
Guy: Hi, how was your day today?
Woman: Good!
Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant*
Guy: How many months pregnant are you?
Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also, I’m not pregnant.
Why do they call it abortion? Because they aborted the mission.
