Pregnancy jokes
Jokers are all about the delivery.
Except abortion jokes...
Did you know about 9 months after a power outage 50% more babies are born because it is dark?
I told a joke about miscarriage to a group of women, but none of them laughed.
I guess it was a bad delivery.
Abortions = yeetis of the fetus.
What is the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
Memes
A woman is in the hospital giving birth. The doctor comes up to her afterwards.
Dr: "I'm sorry, I have good news and bad news."
Woman: "What's the bad news?"
Dr: "Your baby is Ginger!"
Woman: "Ok, so what's the good news?"
Dr: "It's dead!"
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What do an abortion and a baby have in common?
The mom doesn't want either of them.
What word starts with M and ends in RAGE? Miscarriage.
That joke never gets old... but neither does the baby...;)
My gf told me she was pregnant, so I punched her in the stomach.
She asked me why the hell I did that. I told her I wanted to let her know I’m pro abortion.
What's similar between a pregnant 14 y/o girl and the foetus inside of her?
They both are thinking "My mom's gonna kill me!"
Abortion is wrong because God wanted the baby to be alive.
Miscarriages are okay because God did not want the baby to be alive.
My wife is pregnant, but when we get to the doctors, something happened...
What happened?
Answer: The husband is pregnant too, with someone else’s baby, not the wife’s baby, but the wife is pregnant with his baby.
A guy and his girl just finished making love.
Just as they lay next to each other, the girl asks, "Have you thought about any baby names?"
The guy then takes his condom off and ties it, and says, "Well, probably David Copperfield, if he gets out of this!"
What's more useless than a broken condom? A fetus resulting from a broken condom.
What do you call a parent that is pregnant?
Buy one, get one free.
What does a burnt pizza, cold beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?
Someone didn’t pull it out in time.
Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in another box.
I congratulated my friend on losing all that baby weight. She started crying and told me I should make them for miscarriage like that......
"Abortion: Another word for dying at spawn."