Preference jokes
I like my women the way I like my coffee, and I don't drink coffee.
What do Chinese parents hate the most?
A newborn daughter...
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
Keira likes massive, juicy, insanely big cock!
What is the difference between paying $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole and paying $175.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from an able-bodied bisexual white female who is also a sex worker at a glory hole?
If you give $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole you are saving yourself $125.00. 💸😁
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they got plane pizza instead of cheese!
What kind of cigarettes does a hippie smoke?
Yours.
Look at a bag of black grapes. See how dark they are? That’s how I like my men. 25 at a time.
Islamist guys and American Christian right-wing guys are both similar in that both abhor the existence of gay people, but only the Christian Right loves to eat sausages, especially the little ones, if you know what I mean...
What is a redneck's favorite sock?
A red sock.
How much alcohol does JFK prefer to drink?
3 shots.
For pedophiles, watching teen porn must be like watching mature porn.
Did you know, the average gay person likes men?
If hay is for horses, what is for unicorns?
Haaaaaaay!
I like my men like I like my whiskey: Irish and put in a barrel for 2 years with barely any oxygen.
I like my woman like I like my coffee: in a big sack on top of a donkey.
Why do Nazis not wear necklaces, rings, and bracelets? Because they hate jewelry.
What music do Astronauts listen to?
Nep-tunes.
My favorite joke: My life.
🤔 What do gay men who are physically handicapped ♿ can do better than a man who is heteroflexible when 🤔 he has another man's 😍 😋 😜 😏 😳 😉 cock inside 😋 of his warm mouth 👄 👄 give a 👍 👍 good blowjob?