Car brand jokes
Freshman: Hey, what's better, Ford or Chevy?
Senior: I don't f**kin' care as long as it drives.
Freshman: So, I'm guessing it's Chevy?
Why is it so hard to choose between buying a Subaru or a Volvo? Because you’re deciding whether you want to look like a rapist or a pedophile.
What kind of car does Jesus drive?
A Christler.
Paul's favorite car.
A Carrera GT.
My car 🚘
What is a car?
You could say ancient Egyptians and JDM car fans are alike--they both worship Datsun.
What is your car's name?