Preference jokes

What is you main food?

Me: Pizza cause I'm cheesy.

Friend: Chocolate chips cause I have a lot of friends.

Girlfriend: Donut cause I have a lot of cream.

I love autumn!

What is my favorite color? Yellow.

Yellow is the best.

What is your favorite name?

What is your favorite time of day?

What's the difference between broccoli and a booger?

Kids won't eat broccoli.

I love jokes!

Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn't like juice.

Wanna know what's funny? Scott's low joke standards.

I love Brussel sprouts more than I love myself.

I like my kids like I like my lamps.

Hung from the ceiling.

I like my women like I like my coffee: nice, fresh, and dead.

My name is Caleb, and I like boo and eat it.

What’s a lesbian’s favorite sport? Dodge balls.

I like my wine like how I like my women: 10 years old and locked in a basement.

Why does everybody like the sun? Because it's hot.

I like turtles.

What's a gay person's favorite meal?

Meat with white sticky stuff.

Masturbation is better than rough sex.